Clutching at straws 
First time I may have timed it right?
First time I may have timed it right?
Wesley Sneijder
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It was a matter of time before this thread came alive to be honest, Modric and Sanchez have both taken a horrible nose-dive.
Well and truly clutching at straws. Classic caf.
Believe"We'll See"
"Wesley, have you got a message for the Caf transfer muppets?"
"Yes - sell Fergie, sack Giggs."
"Yes - sell Fergie, sack Giggs."
Needs to be a banner next season, Manchester United: We'll see. They should also put that behind the crest on the jersey: We'll see.
cocks out and oiled up.
<<<Grabs coat and runs to nearest sports store to get Sneijder 4 ever on the back of the new kit>>>
Just a normal day in the girish house that though isn't it mate?
Even if he was close to signing for City, he would probably say exactly the same words so that City will boast about beating united to his signature.
I wouldn't rule it out completely. He's with his woman, i'm sure he's got other things on his mind
I'm positively shivering with anticipation here. I can't wait to see how this one will die.
My bet is he'll simply stay at Inter but I wouldn't rule out a nice big payday at City, either. Neither Barcelona nor Real Madrid will be interested, that makes the guessing part a lot easier.
My bet is he'll simply stay at Inter but I wouldn't rule out a nice big payday at City, either. Neither Barcelona nor Real Madrid will be interested, that makes the guessing part a lot easier.
Wesley Sneijder | "We'll See" - "Probably"
Yeah cocks out, she's well fit, isn't she?
Whom would she rather have? Wes with his money, glamorous life style and 22" cock...or us with our....er...post counts?
it's him isn't it?
Even though its not very clear if we are in for him or not, he seems the most likely star buy as Sanchez and Modric seem bound elsewhere.
Would be sweet.
Would be sweet.
In fairness, you'd be a better for her PR than Wesley, you could get her into all the papers and she wouldn't even have to say anything.
Anyway - Wesley United Polo Shirt Exclusive:
Spread the truth lads
That logo on the polo-shirt is the worst photoshop I've ever seen, at least put a Nike tick on as well, when's the last time you saw anything genuinely United branded without Nike plastered all over it? Still, posing with someone in a United shirt? Cocks out and all that?
It's a knockoff polo one from Thailand.
Yes... Wes' supporting my anti-Nike campaign.
A Few Moments later:
We are going to sign him!Well I'm convinced.
Fergie releasing photoshopped pictures as he continues seeking our transfer target... Excellent!
Sneijder AND Ashley Young in Las Vegas? United being bought out by Casino owning mafia bosses?
I'm quite happy Modrić is going to Chelsea and at the moment it seems we'll sign Sneijder. He is the man we need in our midfield, feck the rest.
And if we're going to sign a winger, it's also good it's probably Young, not Sanchez.
And if we're going to sign a winger, it's also good it's probably Young, not Sanchez.
faked photo.
No hes not if we're honest. Modric was.
No, they are from a credible source on Twitter. Here's his new tattoo:
You think Modric, I think Sneijder.
I like Modric and I know if he goes to Chelsea they'll be stronger, but... well, I do appreciate Sneijder and maybe I'm biased.
No, they are from a credible source on Twitter. Here's his new tattoo:
You think Modric, I think Sneijder.
I like Modric and I know if he goes to Chelsea they'll be stronger, but... well, I do appreciate Sneijder and maybe I'm biased.
why will Sneijder be wearing an United T-shirt?
No, they are from a credible source on Twitter. Here's his new tattoo:
You think Modric, I think Sneijder.
I like Modric and I know if he goes to Chelsea they'll be stronger, but... well, I do appreciate Sneijder and maybe I'm biased.
Brilliant
Can't wait to see what Top and Ollie come out with
We're not buying Sneijder though, are we? Some fake photos from Twitter don't really prove that we are.
The United T-shirt is suspicious.
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