this isn't half dragging on is it? When will he sign? I don't fecking care about two-man-midfields or whether or not we need him, or if tom cleverley is the best thing since sliced bread, or if he's gonna make seba veron look like bargain of the century, we fecking have to sign him! It's too teasing for us muppets if he doesn't sign that dotted line anytime soon.
It was okay in the weekend when we at least had something reminiscent of a competitive fixture to chew on, and a fantastic midfield performance from tom cleverley and anderson to spunk our load over, but as of now i'm slowly dying inside, for each passing(see what i did there?) moment that goes by without a remotely believable tweet, let alone an official confirmation from the club. I'm not sure i can bare another berbatovesque deadline day transfer, at that point my cock will have been out far too often for it to have any realistic hope of surviving the inevitable, climatic spunkshot. The eruption will likely cause my demise, and all this would have been in vain. So in short, get it fecking done fergie/gill!