A Summary of where we're up to July 15 2011.
United have been linked with Sneijder, on and off, pretty much since the Dutchman was born. Using sources with some credibility remaining (The Guardian, BBC, Telegraph etc. - Mainly the Guardian...Only the Guardian actually) let's take a quick look back at this one.
"Manchester United's interminable £25m approach for Wesley Sneijder. Can we just get this one over and done with?"
Football transfer rumours: Wesley Sneijder to Manchester United? | Scott Murray | Football | guardian.co.uk From April earlier this year, the Guardian rumoured that we had approached Inter with an offer for Sneijder.
What's the old saying? No smoke without fire? This one has burning so long it's a wonder something hasn't burnt down - burning does keep cropping up though doesn't it? 20 foot high welcomes at Carrington and 20 foot high Ciao's in Milano burned onto the training pitches?! (Ok, don't take this seriously, fellow muppets.)
Let's go a little further back - March 2011:
"Manchester United will replace Paul Scholes, 92, with Wesley Sneijder of Internazionale, who has made one of those come-and-get-me pleas. The Dutch playmaker will smash the Old Trafford transfer record of £31m. Or will the United moneymen attempt to eke out another five seasons from Scholes instead? Hmm."
Football transfer rumours: Neymar and Wesley Sneijder to England? | Scott Murray | Football | guardian.co.uk
It seems The Guardian had wind of this way back, remind you of anything else? The De Gea saga for example? You know when Sir Alex 'cools' the press off, he's basically politely informing them that we wouldn't tell them even if Wesley was in Carrington, smiling in bemused wonder at the words "WELCOME TO MUFC WESLEY" which is only visible from space.
Now, let's go back to around this time in 2010 - remember this? "Manchester United deny making approach for Wesley Sneijder" - Sir Alex said: ""I don't know where those reports about Sneijder came from. How can anybody turn me down when I haven't even made a bid?"" At this point in time it's worth mentioning we had Paul Scholes, the possibility of Owen Hargreaves returning and yet still United were linked with making a bid for Sneijder. This suggests one thing, he's been on our radar for a long time. Secondly, look at Sir Alex's semantics, he didn't make a bid, but you almost get the feeling he's saying If I did make a bid, I'd bag Sneijder.
Manchester United deny making approach for Wesley Sneijder | Football | guardian.co.uk
Seems like the general consensus now is also that if we bid, we'll bag our man. Now Sir Alex hasn't flatly denied such reports, instead he's said he doesn't want to disrespect a club, or embarass an individual - he's also said he hasn't been involved with anything since he went to America. So what we can be fairly sure about is that 'anything' means 'something.'
The question is what that 'something' is, and when that 'something' will be. And sadly, I can't ask Gill personally anymore after the restraining order.