Sorry, Mourinho has 144 matches. Sadly I can't edit.
Weird things about football that are true but don't sound it
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I thought more than 6 teams would have achieved it.
Hahahaha. Something about putting these underperformers in such epic poses with their names in big capital letters really got to me. Can't stop laughing.
At least Rashford is really a young player who will come good.
Vincent Kompany has won the Premier League more times than Cristiano Ronaldo.
And the same number of times as Eric Cantona.
This is our first consecutive trophyless season in 30 years.
Vicente Guaita (palace keeper) kept more clean sheets in his 20 games (8) then DDG who played all 38. Even Cardiff City kept more clean sheets and they got relegated
Lukaku failed to score against any of the top ten teams in the EPL
I've known for ages now but I was surprised when I found out Denis Irwin played for Leeds.Thought he just sort of appeared at Oldham before we bought him for a long while, even after he retired.
I was only young when he'd have been there and they were division 2 so off my radar.
I was only young when he'd have been there and they were division 2 so off my radar.
Wrong thread mate
Marcos Rojo has been at United as long as Teddy Sheringham, Eric Cantona, Andrei Kanchelskis, and Ruud Van Nistelrooy
Only if you consider the Community Shield to be a trophy.
And our defence isn't a worry,right.....
This is so depressing.
Rui Costa only scored 4 league goals for AC Milan.
Bloody hell, that's a good one.
Kompany belongs in this sort of crowd, an absolute monster of a defender in his prime. Great leader.
About half of the footballing world is made up of Mendys, Traores or Dembeles
And Sissokos...
Ligue 1 is set to be named ‘Ligue 1 Uber Eats’ from 2020.
As part of the deal, an Uber Eats driver will deliver the match ball each game.
As part of the deal, an Uber Eats driver will deliver the match ball each game.
There are over 540 000 results when one searches "Wesley Sneijder" "Manchester United".
That is more than Teddy Sheringham (367 000) and Juan Sebastian Veron (96 000) combined.
As a side note, "Alexis Sanchez" "Manchester United" gives us 7.4 million
"Alex Ferguson" "Manchester United" gives us... 7.9 million.
"Bebe" "Manchester United" gives us 6 million.
That is more than Teddy Sheringham (367 000) and Juan Sebastian Veron (96 000) combined.
As a side note, "Alexis Sanchez" "Manchester United" gives us 7.4 million
"Alex Ferguson" "Manchester United" gives us... 7.9 million.
"Bebe" "Manchester United" gives us 6 million.
Wesley Sneijder's contract is running out and he is available.
Rodrigo Goes' father was 33 when Rodrigo signed for Real Madrid
Gareth Bale plays golf for Real Madrid.
That's ridiculous. That means Rodrygo's dad is younger than Iniesta, Tevez, Torres and Robben.
One that always amazes me is that Ryan Giggs had his United testimonial in 2001 - before going on to play for the club for another 13 years! He wasn’t even half way through 
Great shout!
Spurs, Chelsea, Arsenal and United are all facing some sort of crisis, and yet somehow the EPL is arguably as strong as it's been for the last decade.
Dude, really?
What the hellDude, really?
Yeah, haha - he was only 17 when he had Rodrigo. Retired from Série C in 2016 at 31.
Rojo has been a Manchester United player for longer than Eric Cantona.
There's a Copa America every year.
So the basket case that is Arsenal has now lost fewer games this season than Manchester City in the Premier League (6 vs 7) and the exact same in all competitions (8).
Struggling with this one.
Struggling with this one.
That is a ridiculous stat.
Just shows you what harm too many draws can do; three for City in the league vs an enormous 15 for Arsenal (us on nine isn't too clever either). When you think a win and two defeats is as good as three draws it puts in perspective how getting pegged back/'settling for a point' can feck you over in the long run.
Absolutely. United getting draws with Everton away, City at home and Spurs away doesn't sound too bad, but just winning one and losing two would match it, despite feeling worse.
Yeah. The thing is draws against your near rivals aren't the worst thing in the world, given the net benefit of taking two point from them while you get one, but drawing with the likes of Villa and Southampton is ridiculous. Just put them away.
Andres Iniesta's individual stats aren't that impressive
Xavi played in the CL group stage game against Utd in Utd's treble season. Which feels so fecking weird to me because 98/99 feels like a completely different era of football and I always associate Xavi with the late 2000s.
Dwight Yorke scored 50% more goals for Aston Villa than he did for United