Weird feelings of football

Barcelona have a meltdown every 2 seasons.
 
Leroy Fer swaps between Norwich and Swansea every season.
 
James Milner has never had a good or bad game of football in his life. Every game he has ever played is 6/7 out of 10.
 
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Sergio Romero is yet to concede a single goal as United Goalkeeper.
 
The FA Cup is a Tottenham Hotspur competition. Their last win and appearance in a final was 3 months after I was born.
 
Every ex United player who goes into management is bound to fail at some point in their career.
 
Bolton and Wigan don't have away kits.
Nicholas Anelka had the career equivalent of the Scouse boom/bust cycle. Twice.
Atletico Madrid are the zits of football. You can take one of them away, but they always seem to come back stronger.
 
In the past few years back-up keepers are playing more games than ever, in fact you're not allowed to play the same keeper in the different competitions.
 
Roy Keane can grow a full beard (from clean shaven) in the space of a day, through sheer force of will.
 
Chris Smalling was born with that red long-sleeve compression shirt on.
 
City have only had more points than us twice in the past 10 years
 
Wasn't sure where to put this but I've just learned Carlo Ancelotti is only 3 years older than Mourinho (57 v 54)

Could have swore he was mid 60s.
 
You never see a caretaker manager that you feel could actually become a good manager.

Arsenal's Emirates Stadium never seems to host a memorable match.

There are never any fresh teams in the Dutch top flight. De Graafschap and Sparta Rotterdam just swap after every season.

Phil Dowd is still s PL ref. (Been two years since he last officiated)