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Weird feelings of football
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This is true, usually West Ham. In related news no-one, not even Chelsea fans, have ever really disliked Fulham.
I know. I need some help...That's a weird feeling indeed
Mohammed Al Fayed does. He must do.
I think he just dislikes sanity and sane ideas in general.
Shots hit too well always miss the target.
It is inline with the title of the thread...That's a weird feeling indeed
After 10 weeks of the season Harry Kane's always scored about two goals. A few weeks later he's suddenly on 15 and one of the top scorers in the league.
De Gea always comes close to save penalties but rarely does.
A weird feeling is United fans being so confident before a Liverpool game. Why?
Not a weird feeling. More an observation?
Every time there is a positive reaction to our team, we lose.
Oh wait, this is a fact.
Oh wait, this is a fact.
It's really not difficult to see why people were confident. We've been in better form than them, they've got big players missing, we're at home.
It's Liverpool. They could be bottom of the league. They will always be up for this game.
No one on the United team is allowed to cross the ball except Valencia
Never won a match when Michael Oliver is the ref
Zlatan has never won an aerial duel.
Anytime the Sunday Times does a feature/ runs a story about a player in its sports section preview of the super Sunday televised game, that player will have a stinker in that game
Marco Reus is the best player on the pitch every time he plays, but he only plays 10 games per season.
Cheick Tiote is still playing for Newcastle despite being sold to China at least on 5 occasions.
No one knows when Xabi Alonso moved to Bayern. It just kinda happened.
German and Argentinian players are very often injured and usually at an international tournament at least half their squad is injured.
Spanish players are never injured unless they play for Bayern.
Spanish players are never injured unless they play for Bayern.
Whenever our rivals drop points we also fail to win. Never has this had an exception.
And even Valencia is not allowed to actually cross into the box. Rather, he is always obliged to smack someone's butt with the ball such that it goes out for a corner.
Antonio Valencia is the last footballer who plays with shirt tucked in.
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If Martial had played instead of Mkhi against Stoke and the score was the same, everyone would complain Mou should have chosen Mkhi. The same would apply if Mata hadn't played.
In other words, the Caf overrates players that don't play.
In other words, the Caf overrates players that don't play.
I think this is generally every fan. Everyone is an expert in hindsight
Arsenal seem to play the likes of Burnley at home every weekend.
Burnley play worse against 10 men
Arsenal have a contract which ensures they finish in the top 4
Koscielny shafts Burnley in extra time.
And the three of them were always best mates with Andy Carroll.
All Lichtenstein players are doctors and all Luxembourg players are lawyers.
Watford hand a debut to a player every week.
who has played for or will play for Udinese at some in their career
Or Granada
And every Norwegian league team has at least 1 postman in it.
The excitement of your team getting a corner has already diminished before the actual corner has taken place.
Wenger won't retire because he thinks Arsenal is his house and calls for him to leave therefore absurd.