Not a weird feeling but a weird realisation - some twat getting his arsehole licked led to a series of events which resulted in Leicester City winning the Premier League.
Weird feelings of football
- Thread starter fontaine
- Start date
wtf?!
I think he's referring to the sex tape involving Leicester City players and Thai hookers.
Ohhh right
Heurelho Gomes has the worst luck of any goalkeeper in history, he's basically the footballing version of The Simpsons' Bumblebee Man.
Igor Akinfeev has never played a good game in his life.
Substitutes always start pointing when they enter the pitch.
This. Over the years I have never seen him play well. Such a shame as I'd always sign him on FM because he was so highly rated
Mourinho must winning the league cup means you are going to have an excellent season the next year
Well yes, they're giving fresh directions from the manager.
A player who should've been sent off is always involved in a goal that changes the outcome of the game to his team's advantage.
Do you want to tell Rojo that?
Whenever a team "nearly" scores at 1 end and the ball remains in play, the other team will immediately counter attack and score.
I think you've missed the point of this thread.
Only teams that want to win the Europa League actually win it, never teams who need to use it as back door entrance for the Champions League.
Varane hasn't played club football since the second half of the 2012-13 season
We're playing Zorya in the same stadium we played Fernabache in. (Not Old Trafford)
Whenever you see two players chatting on the pitch or the bench, they're always covering their mouths like Pesci and pals in Casino:
We seem to win every time I predict a 5-0 loss out of anger.
We're actually a really good team
This is incredibly accurate. Seen him for CSKA and for Russia and I'm pretty sure he made a mistake in every single game.Paul Pogba has never been in complete control of a football. Sometimes he is just the closest player to it.
Sergio Ramos scores in every single game against Atletico and Barcelona, but has never scored against any other team.
United and Liverpool aren't allowed to be successful at the same time.
All footballers have good debuts
Yes just like Danny WelbeckPaul Pogba walks like an ostrich
Premier League games are always at their most fun to watch in December and their least fun in January.
Yeah, the Christmas period always seems to bring so many interesting games.
Antonio Valencia is actually better at crossing with his left foot.
Swansea's penalty spot always looks further away from the goal than any other.
Yeah. Although 2001 was an exception.
So good they banned him from using it?
All Argentine players are forwards.
All Spanish players are midfielders.
All Italian players are defenders.
All Spanish players are midfielders.
All Italian players are defenders.
West Ham only signed Antonio and Valencia because they wanted Antonio Valencia but got confused.
It does make you wonder why...
All Polish players are goalkeepers.