Weird feelings of football

Every time I masturbate before a Utd game, we don't win. This has been going on since 2006.

Every time my grandfather watches the premier league and talks to me about the games (he usually only watches La Liga), Utd will have lost the previous round's game and he'll ask me if I watched Utd lose.
 
Gary Busey is Chris Colemans dad.

If you laid Shaqiri on his side he'd be taller than he is when he's upright.
 
Every lower-tier team in the Prem has not beaten or drawn United at Old Trafford since the 1800's until the game that is being watched involving said cannon-fodder, at which point the commentator mentions the streak, and then it is broken...
 
jem said:
Every lower-tier team in the Prem has not beaten or drawn United at Old Trafford since the 1800's until the game that is being watched involving said cannon-fodder, at which point the commentator mentions the streak, and then it is broken...
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I'll go even further and say they do this deliberately. It's a conspiracy!
 
Giant transfer fees for players coming or switching teams in the Premier League never live up to their billing.
 
Spurs reminded me yesterday.

Whenever 2 players have an argument over who gets to take the penalty, the penalty will be missed.
 
Top touted talents who go to Italy will fail and probably be at one of the Milan clubs.
 
The rivalry between AC Milan and Inter is almost non existent since they share stadium, players, managers etc.
 
Giggs86 said:
The rivalry between AC Milan and Inter is almost non existent since they share stadium, players, managers etc.
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There are quite a number of players that have played for AC, Inter and Juve in their careers if I remember correctly, Pirlo and Vieiri stand out IIRC. Quite a weird one that there isn't much stigma in Italy about that compared to say Barça players going to Real or United/Liverpool, United/City, etc.
 
Dominos said:
Spurs reminded me yesterday.

Whenever 2 players have an argument over who gets to take the penalty, the penalty will be missed.
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Additionally, penalties which are delayed for a considerable period of time for a variety of reasons are often always missed.
 
Every 5 years or so a new African name goes into fashion. First every team had a Diarra, then a Sissoko. Now its Dembele.
 
matherto said:
There are quite a number of players that have played for AC, Inter and Juve in their careers if I remember correctly, Pirlo and Vieiri stand out IIRC. Quite a weird one that there isn't much stigma in Italy about that compared to say Barça players going to Real or United/Liverpool, United/City, etc.
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Zlatan too
 
United tend to play well at certain times of the day then others

*12:00pm -13:30pm* we struggle (Especially Saturdays)

*3:00pm* we are comfortable

*4:00pm* we play our best

*6:00pm* we play terrible (Never had a good Europa League performance)

*7:45pm - 8:00pm* we play better Monday's then Tuesday or Wednesdays
 
Our last Champions League game was Bayern away when we lost and Evra scored that screamer.

Every Europa League game we ever played away from home we ended up losing.
 
Giggs86 said:
Were they though? Real Madrid had a pretty rough spell which included like 8 seasons without progressing past the first knockout stage in the CL. And Barca also endured a lot of shit before Pep.
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Barca were astonishing pre-Pep. Would have won the CL the season before he came on board had it not been for Scholes.

With you on Madrid though. For ages they were the most expensive average team on the planet in European competitions.
 
Paolo Di Canio said:
United tend to play well at certain times of the day then others

*12:00pm -13:30pm* we struggle (Especially Saturdays)

*3:00pm* we are comfortable

*4:00pm* we play our best

*6:00pm* we play terrible (Never had a good Europa League performance)

*7:45pm - 8:00pm* we play better Monday's then Tuesday or Wednesdays
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This is sooo true. We haven't played MNF for years. Fingers crossed........
 
UnrelatedPsuedo said:
Barca were astonishing pre-Pep. Would have won the CL the season before he came on board had it not been for Scholes.

With you on Madrid though. For ages they were the most expensive average team on the planet in European competitions.
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No they were not. They were far from astonishing that season. Had a lot of locker room issues, team was in need of change and finished 3rd, something like 20 points behind Madrid.
 
Michael Carrick has been in his early 30s for the past ten years.
 
Hardly any team's GK hoofs the ball out anymore, they've ALL been told to pass out wide to a full-back...
 
Jimmy Skitz said:
he hasn't worn a cast of his arm all season
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He used it in the first games at least, I remember seeing him wearing it in 2nd or 3rd round this season. Didn't notice it against Man Utd but I wasn't really paying attention to it either.
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Agila Dathi said:
Vardy's arm has been broken for a year and a half
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Hearing all the little "supplements" and strange things he takes, I wouldn't be shocked if there's some sort of drip, or pad feeing him adrenaline or something behind that cast :lol:
 
Lay said:
No they were not. They were far from astonishing that season. Had a lot of locker room issues, team was in need of change and finished 3rd, something like 20 points behind Madrid.
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Not the thread for a Barca discussion but while they may have fallen short of 'astonishing' they were not enduring a lot of sh1t as the post I responded to stated.

They still made cup semi finals, finished 2nd and 3rd in the league, won a cup. It's neither astonishing or sh1t I guess. Somewhere in between.
 
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