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From my favourite episode... ![Drool :drool: :drool:](data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7)
Season 9 has a number of excellent episodes, right amongst the best the show has produced. But Season 10 is mostly crap. There's a distinct contrast between the two. It kicks in from the episode with Alec Baldwin and Kim Basinger and a lot of episodes from there follow the lazy celebrity blueprint.The new ones are terrible, what do people reckon is the cut off point where the quality suddenly plummets? I'm pretty sure there are great episodes right up until about season 15 but haven't watched the show in about a year.
Started a new job fairly recently and I swear, one of my colleagues looks just like Hank Scorpio.
Well Seymour, it seems that we've put together a baseball team and I was wondering, who's on first?
Yes, not the pronoun but rather a player with the unlikely name of who, is on first.
Yes, well that's just great, Seymour. We've been out here six seconds and you've already managed to blow the routine.
Sexless freak.
Cheers for the heads upThe Simpsons "Homer Day" on channel 4 now if anyone is interested. 8 classic Homer eps! I'll enjoy these while I wait for United to come on.
The animated Fox comedy will offer up an hour long episode (including commercial time) that is a hip-hop homage to The Great Gatsby and features such guest voices as Taraji P. Henson and Keegan-Michael Key, the network announced at the TCA Summer Press Tour on Monday.
This mega-episode — which is titled “The Great Phatsby” and airs in January — also centers on that merciless, geriatric tycoon who owns the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant. “The Great Phatsby” riffs on F. Scott Fitzgerald’s classic Roaring Twenties novel The Great Gatsbywhile chronicling the destruction of a friendship between Burns and an enigmatic hip-hop mogul named Jay G. (Jay G. Jay Gatsby. Get it?)
Wish they'd stop fecking greenlighting new seasons.
Hey, something's wrong with this guy. He's not standing down.
Gee, the right wing look pretty mad.
Yeah, I’ve been lying to ‘em, baiting 'em, dehumanising the refugees.
Nigel Farage:
'You know, a country with referendum’s a little like the mule with the spinning wheel. No one knows how he got it and danged if he knows how to use it'
Homer:
'Heh-heh, mule.'
Farage:
'The name's Farage, Nigel Farage. And I come before you good people tonight with an idea. Probably the greatest—Aw, it's not for you. It's more of a French idea.'
Mayor Quimby:
'Now, wait just a minute. We're twice as smart as the people of France. Just tell us your idea and we'll vote for it'.
Farage:
'All right. I'll tell you what I'll do. I'll show you my idea. I give you Brexit!'
(everyone gasps)
'I've sold referendums to Quebec, Scotland, and the Crimea, and, by gum, it put them on the map!
Well, sir, there's nothin' on earth like a genuine bona-fide, ratified Brexit! What'd I say?'
Ned Flanders:
'Brexit!'
Farage:
'What's it called?'
Patty and Selma:
'Brexit.'
Farage:
'That's right!
Brexit!'
Cast:
'Brexit...Brexit...Brexit...' (continue over the following lyrics)
Miss Hoover:
'But doesn’t trade give us money for health.'
Farage:
'We’ll get that from the Commonwealth!'
Apu:
'All your stats are just a guess!'
Farage:
'We got them from the tabloid press!'
Barney Gumble:
'What about us brain-dead slobs?'
Farage:
'You'll be given immigrants’ jobs!'
Grampa Simpson:
'Won’t it cost us loads of money?'
Farage:
'Yes, but Boris Johnson’s funny!'
Chief Wiggum:
'Is this just a racist sermon?'
Farage;
'It can’t be mate, cos my wife’s German!
'I swear, it's Britain’s only choice!
Throw up your hands and raise your voice!'
All:
'Brexit...'
Farage:
'What's it called?
Brexit...
Once again!
BREXIT!'
Marge:
'But the NHS is cracked and broken.
Bart:
'Sorry, Labour, UKIP’s spoken!'
'All:
Brexit...
Brexit!!!!!!!!!
BREXIT!!
BREXIT!!!!!'
Homer:
'Bre—D'oh!'
'We're talking sooooftbaaaall...'There was a bunch of classic Burns episodes on C4 yesterday; the power plant softball team, Burns trying to catch the Loch Ness monster, Burns dying and Bart giving blood.
There was a bunch of classic Burns episodes on C4 yesterday; the power plant softball team, Burns trying to catch the Loch Ness monster, Burns dying and Bart giving blood.
Hello, my name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me.
Okay, Mr. Burns. What's your first name?
... I don't know.
Great plan, Bart.