Better than RvP and Falcao? Pretty much all of it.
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Better than RvP and Falcao? Pretty much all of it.
So.. he can't trap a ball, miss passed, no penetration, no nothing
What makes you think he'll suddenly becomes the next zidane just because he's told to play 5 meter deeper?
What makes you think he'll suddenly becomes the next zidane just because he's told to play 5 meter deeper?
Can't we just get Rio to spike his Rogaine with some illegal substance, that way he gets done by the FA or doping and is given a lengthy ban. Thereforemore no more Rooney in the starting 11 and we don't have to pay his wages either 
For example? Has his touch been better? Has he been creating chances for others? Has he been effective in holding the ball up?
Can't we just get Rio to spike his Rogaine with some illegal substance, that way he gets done by the FA or doping and is given a lengthy ban. Thereforemore no more Rooney in the starting 11 and we don't have to pay his wages either
Maybe we could frame him for murder?
Killing our attacking play. We'll get a conviction.
In a game where United had about half as much possession and he was substituted in.
Check his celebrations, clearly he's a masonic illuminati member. No way we'd get a conviction.
I hope to god signing Martial doesnt mean Rooney ends up as a #10.
LVG will shoehorn Rooney into the team even if it means he has to play him in goal.
The only way he's getting dropped is if he gets injured or suspended.
He shouted "shit" wasn't he? on telly? Ima report that to the FA
Get to it, there's at least a 3 match ban in there somewhere!
if he drops back to 10, it means Valenica will have to play aswell for his favourite pass
That's exactly what will happen unfortunately.
So apparently LVG doesn't have big balls after all.
Yup, no doubt about it. Januzaj going out on loan is another perfect indicator for this. Well feck my life.
A #10 with no first touch who can't dribble and has one pass in his locker.
Pretty much. But he throws himself around. That's enough for some Roneehh chants. fecking clowns.
A pass that doesn't suit our players- both Depay and Mata want to be moving inside during attacks not forced wide. Also a pass that Carrick/Scweinsteiger can easily pull off.
No worries, all the booing behind tv screens balances that.
Who booes at the tv screen? Smashing the screen after another one of his inept touches is even likelier.
That's expensive, play a drinking game rather.
Soon, he will be our only senior striker at the club...
Think about that.
Think about that.
Posted this in the Januzaj thread and gonna repeat here as it's relevant.
I can't believe I'm about to defend Januzaj somewhat but I can't help but think something...
Januzaj hasn't been very good at all but I wonder if Rooney's finishing had been remotely close to PL standard on some of the through balls Adnan played him in on, would Adnan still be here?
Felt very much like a test LVG gave him and he failed, with a massive assist from Rooney's negligence. So has Rooney indirectly just killed his chances this season with us?
I can't believe I'm about to defend Januzaj somewhat but I can't help but think something...
Januzaj hasn't been very good at all but I wonder if Rooney's finishing had been remotely close to PL standard on some of the through balls Adnan played him in on, would Adnan still be here?
Felt very much like a test LVG gave him and he failed, with a massive assist from Rooney's negligence. So has Rooney indirectly just killed his chances this season with us?
I don't think LvG had too many issues with his attacking play, its his chronic inability to keep the ball and leaving us open to counter attacks that probably sealed the deal that he's not really ready.
To be frank, Rooney did the exact same mistake for the first goal yesterday by misplacing a pass straight to Swansea.
FC Ronaldo said:
Well that's another assist to go with the Walker one. And they say Wayne is past it...
2019? OMG
it is 4 years to go, and he is already on the wane. (excuse the pun)I am speechless on that one, but I am sure he notices it, and the day will come when he reacts, hopefully soon.
That part shouldn't be acceptable from any striker for any club with decent aspiration.
We're getting rid of all the players. Except the one that really needs getting rid of.I think this was obvious the moment Januzaj was strongly linked to a move to Dortmund. He'll play 10 behind Martial. So we're in a situation where a 19 year old striker with a big price tag is thrown into the first team and expected to contribute immediately.
Also, we're buying and selling players based on Rooney's inability to play as 9, AND his undroppable status. fecking hell.
Does he even do that any more? He might throw himself around the staff canteen when he's hiring and firing kitchen staff but he rarely does it on the pitch these days.
I remember wing ridiculed earlier in the summer when I suggested that his status may even be partially contractual. The timing of his last deal was perfect for him and he had us over a barrel. It was clear that Moyes was smitten with him, and I suspect that at the very least, his captaincy was agreed as part of his deal. Moyes was the boss then and probably gladly okayed it, thinking he would make Rooney his next captain after Vidic anyway.
Van Gaal has shown a ruthlessness with any other underperforming player. I cannot think of one player who has been playing poorly and remained I the side, or even remained at the club. Yet Rooney is treated as if his performances are consistently the best on the pitch.
Then we are well and truly fecked
Yes of course let's sell Rooney tomorrow shall we?
For the long term sake of our club I would
And then be the first to complain about only having Martial and Wilson as our strikers. Yeah, great thinking.
The whole problem was created by Moyes and has been perpetuated by LVG. He's been ruthless in cutting loose players who have under performed, but has made undroppable the one person who's form should be held to the highest standard. If we are left with Martial and Wilson then so be it, I'd be happier not having a Gerrard situation.
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