[GeorgieBoy]

He walked into the barbers...

Smalling: 'Spaghetti made of tyres'
Barber: 'Say no more.'

 

[Andersons Dietician]

Valencia is atrocious at times, you watch him now and you’d never think at one point he was a feared winger. It’s like he is allergic to the byline or a switch in his head goes off as soon as he gets within a meter of the 18 yard line.

 

[Kapardin]

Nearly another goal lads, this is some beautiful stuff. Keep going.

 

[FireballXL5]

Good to see us playing some decent stuff at last.

 

[ZlatMan]

Incredible save

 

[Nick7]

Shame it's halftime soon. We're doing really well now. Would have loved another before half.

 

[ha_rooney]

Great move. Very good save.

 

[Spirit of Solskjaer]

What a ball by Valencia

 

[mu4c_20le]

feck off foster

 

[George Owen]

ufff great play

 

[Handré1990]

Fellaini has been our best player. Flawless

Smalling?

 

[King.of.Red]

More goals please!!

 

[Tom Van Persie]

Unlucky.

 

[Carolina Red]

How did Foster save that!?

 

[Wednesday at Stoke]

What a ball by Jesse.

 

[Jazz]

Oh shit. Should have ben 3

 

[el3mel]

Ridiculous finish by Smalling for the goal ! Chested and shot it in the air, a strike worthy of a striker not a defender.

The jammy goal by Lukaku opened the match for us.

 

[Andycoleno9]

Ref is blind...

 

[Sandyman]

Brilliant move too bad we couldn't score.

 

[BeforeKeanetherewasRobson]

Dont want to be over critical, but with his technique, Pogba should put that away.

He's played well though

 

[peridigm]

I mean, that’s just fecking wrong.

 

[Sassy Colin]

How is that a Watford throw?

 

[No Idea For Nickname]

Jose s reaction
Media: Pogba misses chance for 3-0, Jose angry and furious, bust up in dressing room at HT!

 

[Nick7]

That was a really good save.

 

[bosnian_red]

Best half of football since the 2nd half vs City in April IMO. Keep it up. Just hope we don't pull back in the 2nd and try to ride it out.

 

[Random Task]

What a move, how many passes was that?

Such a shame Pogba couldn't finish it.

 

[The Firestarter]

 

[All 3 United]

That was needed why?

Do one.

 

[RedPed]

Poggers having a great game. Stick on Tony and Fred second half to finish off these feckers.

Watford who???

 

[simonhch]

Credit where it’s due. We were dire up until Lukaku scored with his nob. Been decent since then.

 

[ivaldo]

Good to see us playing some decent stuff at last.

We've done so the last 2 games. Does everyone here have the memory of a goldfish?

 

[Peter van der Gea]

Did Lukaku score with his willy ?

No, with his stomach, which is why I think Rooney would have got a better contact

 

[Andycoleno9]

Mourinho out.

 

[Raw]

Very very good half. Hope we keep this up in the 2nd half, don't let them back in it.

 

[Canucantona20]

That was great

 

[el3mel]

Loved Mourinho celebration with McKenna for Smalling goal.

 

[GifLord]

Another chance for Pogba - FOSTER with another great save

 

[Tom Van Persie]

Excellent half.

 

[Nick7]

Lino is blind how was that a Watford throw? hopefully he doesn't bite us in the second half.

 

[All 3 United]

I was one of the many not pleased with the line up but tbf jose has got it spot on again.