What the feck is going on with Smallings hair?
FA Premier League
Watford 1:2 Manchester United
Vicarage Road
- Kick-off
- Sat, 15 September 2018 @ 5:30pm BST
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Similar to last year at Vicarage Road, didn't start brilliantly but we've looked really confident and played a lot of good stuff since we got ahead.
Beats me!How??? He can't do basic pass but he scores goal like that
The stars aligned or something like thatI wish we could get a couple more goals here....Jose pressuring McKenna to hug him. The nerve.
He's been fantastic over the 135 minutes in the last two games. Long may it continue.The “swazz” on that Pogba pass!We're back bitches
Yes, we’re back! Feck all the ABUs.I’m so buying our pink topMourinho gets a lot of stick when he gets it wrong, so when he gets it right he should be complemented. His selection and tactical approach has been spot on, Watford cannot live with us right now.
It is the haircutBeats me! The stars aligned or something like that
Top and training gear, everything.
He's proved that time and again. I have always supported him. Dare I say it, but he's actually been our Kante with a bit more versatility (goal scoring, playing #10/CF) all these years.Who knows maybe we wont see the usual moaners tonight. Although there's till time.Did Lukaku score with his willy ?45 min
Lukaku cuts into the box from the right and takes a shot but it's deflected away. Nearly half-time but we're so on top we don't want it to come.Doesn't tony qualify for a testimonial next summer? Well deserved one.So glad to see us playing free flowing football nowadays
Channeling his inner CoolioThis midfield setup has looked quite effective so far, perhaps Mourinho has found his formation.That goal from Smalling deserves a song!
That’s good newsThe pink kit is our friend. Whenever we stink, pull on the pink.45 min
Injury Time
Two minutes added on.Come on let’s get a few more - loving this
Possibly if he was erect.
He walked into the barbers...
Smalling: 'Spaghetti made of tyres'
Barber: 'Say no more.'
He's gone all Coolio!New hairstyle = first goal of the season
Come on don't stop. 6-0 sounds much better than 2-0.I reckon Mike's been getting some lesson from Fellaini! What chest control!!!He's not done anything particularly wrong, but Valencia is really slowing down the play.Looking like a different team since we scoredDamn. We're all over them.
Keep fishing for it and it just might happen.We are shitting all over Watford.Gosh, 2 goals and still I cry when Valencia gets the ball. Stops every bit of momentum we have.45+1 min
Should be 3:0. Valencia comes with Lingard down the right and the England man dinks a perfect ball to the far post, Pogba has time to line up his volley and he strikes it well but Foster spreads himself and blocks it. Damn.
Oh feckFoster has made more saves in this match than his entire time at United.Sexehhh football there..Great save Foster. I thought it was in.Brilliant play, pogba must be wondering how he hasn't scored yetwhat a pass by lingard- Status
Man of the Match
Runners-up
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22%
Chris Smalling
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21%
David de Gea
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9%
Paul Pogba
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5%
Romelu Lukaku
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3%
Nemanja Matic
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1%
Alexis Sanchez
Player Ratings
Total Average Rating
Highest Rated Player
Lowest Rated Player
Compiled from 451 ratings.
Score Predictions
405,82,86
- Man Utd win
- Watford win
- Draw
Detailed Results
- 25% Watford 1:2 Man Utd
- 14% Watford 0:2 Man Utd
- 12% Watford 1:3 Man Utd
- 10% Watford 1:1 Man Utd
- 8% Watford 0:1 Man Utd
- 5% Watford 0:3 Man Utd
- 5% Watford 2:1 Man Utd
- 4% Watford 2:2 Man Utd
- 3% Watford 2:3 Man Utd
- 2% Watford 2:0 Man Utd
- 2% Watford 3:1 Man Utd
- 2% Watford 5:0 Man Utd
- 2% Watford 1:0 Man Utd
- 1% Watford 0:4 Man Utd
- 1% Watford 0:5 Man Utd
- 1% Watford 0:0 Man Utd
- 1% Watford 1:4 Man Utd
- 1% Watford 3:0 Man Utd
- 1% Watford 3:2 Man Utd
- 0% Watford 2:4 Man Utd
- 0% Watford 3:5 Man Utd
- 0% Watford 4:0 Man Utd
- 0% Watford 5:5 Man Utd
Match Stats
- Watford
- Man Utd
- Possession
- 43% 57%
- Shots
- 14 9
- Shots on Target
- 5 6
- Corners
- 6 8
- Fouls
- 9 11
Referee
Mike Dean
Man Utd Lineup
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replaced by Eric Bailly
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replaced by Anthony Martial
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replaced by Scott McTominay
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