Sults, Wibbs, noodle... (is noodle a mod? I can't remember. Why would anyone make him a mod, he can't understand the tube map)... Dwayne, Blunder, all my other modular negritos.
I feel action needs to be taken re my own actions in the 'Vidic' thread in the MU forum, with respect to the poster vuc. Poor old vuc was committing no other crime than to love Nemanja Vidic. His punishment was to be laconically but mean-spiritedly ridiculed by none other than myself, with the implication being that his love was disproportionate to the player's achievements, and born mainly of nationalism.
True - not too mention he's better than Ferdinand.
Not only was this an old, tedious and unfunny gag, but its implicit accusation is manifestly false. Firstly, Vidic is one of the finest centre-halves in the club's history, and without him we're quite shit. Secondly, vuc loves other players too - a lot. And thirdly, the FA is a corrupt pawn of SAF.
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vuc has now quite reasonably threatened not to post any more youtube clips of Vidic in the thread. He says he will "leave it to others". My concern going forward is that were he to follow through on this threat, "others" might not come through with nearly as many clips. The sad truth is, much as we love Vidic, we probably don't love him quite as much as vuc.
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All I can say in my defence is that my words ought to be taken in context. In my native language, "you have issues" does not imply that you have mental or personality problems, but is normally taken as good-natured racial abuse.
Racist
Nevertheless, I have to take responsibility for how my words were taken. Therefore I ask that you make an example of me in order to prevail upon vuc not to carry out his threat. I suggest that I be henceforth locked in a thread with Scholesy, the Chief, and Andy@Allerton off RAWK. The thread title could be simply, "Net spend".
I always knew there was some good in you.
It is not a crime to be a Serb, and hasn't been since 1999. It's not a crime to love a player from the same country as oneself, unless it's Sergio Busquets. Let's make this a twenty-first century forum, for a twenty-first century...century. Thank you.
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