Somehow the next one of these shitfests is on Saturday. It's all of an hour long now, which is precisely long enough for 8 candidates to say feck-all, so I'll save everyone the time:
Cain: "9-9-9!" *audience cheers*
Perry: "DUR DUR DUR I WEAR SHOES ON MY NOSE"
Romney: *Robot-smile*
Newt: "Missy, why don't you get me a coffee while I condescendingly pretend to answer your question?"
Huntsman: "I'm the least crazy person here!"
Paul: "I'm the most crazy!"
Bachmann: "The feck you are, old man!"
Santorum: "Actually, I thi-"
Moderator: "I'm sorry Congressman Santorum, we're out of time."
Cain: "9-9-9!" *audience cheers*
Perry: "DUR DUR DUR I WEAR SHOES ON MY NOSE"
Romney: *Robot-smile*
Newt: "Missy, why don't you get me a coffee while I condescendingly pretend to answer your question?"
Huntsman: "I'm the least crazy person here!"
Paul: "I'm the most crazy!"
Bachmann: "The feck you are, old man!"
Santorum: "Actually, I thi-"
Moderator: "I'm sorry Congressman Santorum, we're out of time."