US Presidential Election: Tuesday November 6th, 2012

[nimic]

Jesus feck, Perry is really falling apart here! He literally couldn't name the three departments he wanted to shut down. It's not that he didn't want to, he couldn't remember what it was called, "the... the... I can't.".

This is the best thing I have ever seen

 

[Excal]

Perry: "I would do away with 3 agencies, Commerce, Education, and...uh....line?"

"Oops". feck's sake...

 

[nimic]

Perry: "I would do away with 3 agencies, Commerce, Education, and...uh....line?"

"Oops". feck's sake...

He literally said "oops"

 

[Excal]

Yeah, for those not watching, "line" was me making a funny.

Then that Texan twat said "oops" and trumped my joke with his real idiocy.

 

[Excal]

It's amazing that you can call for the abolition of the Department of Education and still be a considered a viable candidate for President.

 

[Excal]

Huntsman used the word "diminution." I'm waiting for Perry to mock him for making up words.

 

[Excal]

Ron Paul says he would kill the federal student loan program. The moderator asks him how students will pay for college. Paul answers "The same way they pay for cell phones and computers."

Cell phones and computers don't cost $25K, you twit.

 

[Excal]

Newt's solution for student loan debt: Students should be indentured servants during their college years.

 

[Red Dreams]

perry took two guns on either side of his head and pulled the triggers.

Cain surprisingly looks stronger.

 

[Red Dreams]

Newt's solution for student loan debt: Students should be indentured servants during their college years.

good ol slaves....

ah for those days...

 

[Red Dreams]

Ron Paul says he would kill the federal student loan program. The moderator asks him how students will pay for college. Paul answers "The same way they pay for cell phones and computers."

Cell phones and computers don't cost $25K, you twit.

honestly...

that answer requires gun fire.

 

[Excal]

Well, Cain is certainly on message. Utter bullshit, though. Our tax code has feck-all to do with why Chinese steel is cheaper than American steel.

 

[Red Dreams]

I mean where do they get this audience...

they cant be facing Any of the problems ordinary Americans face.


whichever clown they nominate will be stillborn as far as the election is concerned.

no wonder they are pro-life.

 

[Red Dreams]

Well, Cain is certainly on message. Utter bullshit, though. Our tax code has feck-all to do with why Chinese steel is cheaper than American steel.

tell me...do the republicans have any other solution for reducing unemployment than tax cuts and getting rid of all regulatory agencies???

 

[Excal]

Oh Newt, still the biggest cnut on there.

 

[Excal]

tell me...do the republicans have any other solution for reducing unemployment than tax cuts and getting rid of all regulatory agencies???

They don't have any other solutions for ANYTHING.

 

[nimic]

Every debate just makes it more and more clear that Obama could probably win this election by not showing up.

 

[Excal]

I love how many of them have the ability to bare-facedly pretend the American President can force China to inflate its currency.

 

[Dobba]

Every debate just makes it more and more clear that Obama could probably win this election by not showing up.

Obama's campaign ads should just be videos of him watching these debates with a cigar, laughing.

 

[Excal]

Judging by this music, Will Smith and Jeff Goldblum just destroyed the mothership.

 

[Red Dreams]

Every debate just makes it more and more clear that Obama could probably win this election by not showing up.

he'will win even if his name is not on the ballot...

people would just write him in...


and if Newt gets this...OMG....

People would rush to the polls to vote for Obama out of hatred.....


for Newt.

 

[Excal]

Apparently Perry's price on Intrade dropped from 8.6% to 4.9% in the few minutes after "oops".

 

[Red Dreams]

Gingrich lost every woman's vote the way he talked to the female moderator.


you can actually see this cnut drawing the divorce papers the moment he found out his wife had cancer.





Please God let let this feck leave this world in agony.


I will send him dead flowers.

 

[nimic]

If I happen to be in the US at the moment, I will piss on his grave.

That is, if I'm there long enough to make it all the way to the front of the queue.

 

[Red Dreams]

Apparently Perry's price on Intrade dropped from 8.6% to 4.9% in the few minutes after "oops".

that "oops" will be on the Mount Rushmore of failed Presidential candidates youtubes.

 

[Red Dreams]

If I happen to be in the US at the moment, I will piss on his grave.

That is, if I'm there long enough to make it all the way to the front of the queue.

you will drop dead before you reach the grave mate...

 

[nimic]

Actual transcript.

Perry: And I will tell you, it is three agencies of government when I get there that are gone. Commerce, Education, and the – what's the third one there? Let's see.

(LAUGHTER)

Ron Paul: You need five.

Perry: Oh, five, OK. So Commerce, Education, and the...

Mitt Romney: EPA?

Perry: EPA, there you go.

(LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE)

John Harwood: Seriously, is the EPA the one you were talking about?

Perry: No, sir, no, sir. We were talking about the agencies of government – the EPA needs to be rebuilt. There's no doubt about that.

Harwood: But you can't, you can't name the third one?

Perry: The third agency of government I would -- I would do away with, Education, the...

Romney: Commerce.

Perry: Commerce and, let's see. I can't. The third one, I can't. Sorry. Oops.

 

[Silva]

*Million facepalms*

Surely someone who has aspirations of becoming the president of the most powerfull country in the world would know fecking politics. fecking Americans, they almost make you appreciate the Lib Dems.

 

[Sir Matt]

Romney talking about being married to one wife for however many years... burn, Newt, burn. But Newt cheated on his wife for America

 

[Excal]

 

[Red-Indian]

I was reading the thread and I thought you guys were exaggerating the oops moment. Just went and had a look and it was far, far worse. Cringe inducing. Everybody on there was pitying him and trying to help.

 

[Red Dreams]

*Million facepalms*

Surely someone who has aspirations of becoming the president of the most powerfull country in the world would know fecking politics. fecking Americans,they almost make you appreciate the Lib Dems.

fecking republicans you mean..

 

[Silva]

I thought you were exaggerating it as well.

 

[Silva]

fecking republicans you mean..

Their "left wing" is the democratic party...

 

[Excal]

I'll get annoyed as feck at all the stupid things that'll be said in these debates, but the whole "oops" thing was a genuinely shocking moment of extreme fecktardishness.

 

[Red Dreams]

Their "left wing" is the democratic party...

have you watched the democratic debates in 2008?


these bunch of GOP nominees will not be able to debate high school students...with the exception of Huntsman.

 

[Red Dreams]

I'll get annoyed as feck at all the stupid things that'll be said in these debates, but the whole "oops" thing was a genuinely shocking moment of extreme fecktardishness.

perry has gone down so much, he will have to reach up to touch bottom.

Heck he may be recalled by Texans....

 

[Red-Indian]

I mean he wants to shut down a government department with thousands of employees and he can't remember what its called. Un-fecking-believable

 

[Red Dreams]

Perry....


the karma of all those people you killed come back to destroy your political life.....



You Know there is a God

 

[Silva]

have you watched the democratic debates in 2008?


these bunch of GOP nominees will not be able to debate high school students...with the exception of Huntsman.

Well yes I think that much is fairly obvious. But all that does is make the Democrats look better than they actually are.