Without sinking to deep into it, this is commonly referred to as the Eurocentric beauty paradigm.
United handsome XI 16/17!
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Asymmetrical face, shite beard, greasy hair; do not want.Graziano Pelle
Such a loss to the handsome PL XI
Unfortunately we probably don't hold a candle to Arse's tight-shirted-we-love-to-take-bare-chested-dressing-room-pictures boys.
Forgetting Mourinho ?
Carrick's not only underrated as a player but as a looker, too. Absolutely scrumptious.
Definitely.
offtopic but yesterday I was just bored and thinking of a Premierleague Black vs White 11. Obv it'd never happen but imagine it did and the interest it could generate. Would obviously send out the wrong message.
Still, as much as i'd favour the Black 11 to win, I couldn't even think of a black goalkeeper in the league. I'm surprised Sol Campbell hasn't mentioned this yet.
Still, as much as i'd favour the Black 11 to win, I couldn't even think of a black goalkeeper in the league. I'm surprised Sol Campbell hasn't mentioned this yet.
Mandanda jut moved to Palace.
Everyone was in love with Depay here in the Netherlands, some have let his poor performances come into mind.
this thread! Darmian needs to be included in here, from a woman's perspective! Also keep Rooney and Jones far away from this thread!That'll do nicely. Mandanda is one hell of a name Danda=Stick also a sexual innuendo lol.
Mixed race players like Alli, Smalling, Walker are out. I'm not sure on Kompany. Also not sure on tactics.
off the top of my head
Mandanda
Sagna Sakho Bailly Rose
Kante
Pogba Toure
Rashford Martial
Lukaku
vs
De Gea
Bellerin Ivanovic Skrtel Shaw
Dier
Fabregas Ramsey
Bryune
Kane Vardy
Darren Randolph.
He's a handsome guy, but the awful sideburns he grew out last season is extremely difficult to unsee. Probably a big reason why he's not so easily considered.
Agreed. His hair is garbage, but it seems that people react to that opinion like you've just pissed on their toddler. His hair looks like it is made of slime.
His nose as well, it's venturing into Owen Wilson territory. Looks like he's stepped on a few rakes in his life.
The neck line on his beard needs a good going over. Unless he's going for the pubes-glued-to-face look.
He's not even allowed in the same room as Daley Blind, ever.
yeah but in terms of handsomeness, sideburns aside he is a 7 definitelyPogba is clearly reading this thread (left hand side)
The feck is Valencia doing with socks and sandals though?
We have some weird threads on this here caf
Valencia's inclusion in the last XI was met with bemoaning yet a lot of people want him in this XI, an interesting development. He could easily get into this one, I think I pandered a lot to the crowd by having Mata in it.
There has to be some weird racist element involved in this as well though, and I obviously don't mean that in a very serious way.
But I've heard a couple of black girls absolutely drooling over Pogba the other day, talking about his perfect physique and bone structure - yet some people on here imply he's not good looking at all. Same for Bailly, now I'm not an expert but I would say this is a handsome man:
Two girls at work are from Curacao and they agreed with me, and just like with Pogba they also pointed out that his length and body are sexy, opposed to Mata who would be considered hot if he weren't a midget. Somehow Darmian seems to get the nod over Bailly on here, while to me he looks as avarage as someone can look.
By the way, the lead singer of Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros is actually Carrick's forgotten hippie brother - I've been wanting to post that for ages but there was never any reason to.
I'm not sure I'd call it racist, but Pogba & Bailly are very handsome rugged manly men. Pogba especially is really good looking.
Though I would guess a lot of people on this site aren't used to looking at black people in that context - you see the NSFW & Babes threads and there's certainly a "look" which people prefer on here and it's not typically ethnic, unless they're Asian, so those same preferences carry over to the males too.
Surely it's more racist to assume he has a fair bit of length on him 'cos he's black? Unless you know people studying his pictures closer than intended
Thispost is not serious.
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DDG
Valencia
Blind
Smalling
Shaw
Carrick
Pogba
Pereira
Mata (beats Herrera for the one school boy slot)
Rashford
Martial
Rojo, Schneiderlin (would start for most other teams), Memphis, Herrera, Fellaini, Miki and Bastian on the bench.
DDG
Valencia
Blind
Smalling
Shaw
Carrick
Pogba
Pereira
Mata (beats Herrera for the one school boy slot)
Rashford
Martial
Rojo, Schneiderlin (would start for most other teams), Memphis, Herrera, Fellaini, Miki and Bastian on the bench.
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As much as I love Carrick as a player, he couldn't hold the candle against the handsomeness of herr Schweini.