United handsome XI 16/17!

DomesticTadpole said:
Nothing wrong with Ander. Anyone who thinks Pogba is handsome needs their eyes checking. All that is handsome about him is his wages.
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Oh phew, I'm not alone then. Said as much in his player thread.

And the United squad is still ugly. Better than a few years ago definitely
 
Remember that poll of middle aged American women? Burnley topped the table, while United & Chelsea were near the bottom :D
 
R.N7 said:
Luke Shaw - He always seems to immediately ruin his haircut in games by sweating too much though.
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This so much :lol:

How has he not found a haircut that's not ruined five minutes into a game yet
 
Carrick and Morgan have to be in the 11..
Carrick is a sexy mofo .

Pereira and herrera on the bench. Both look like kids.

Will have zlats in there ahead of memphis too. Martial on the left with zlats up top.

Or we could sign giroud
 
Annihilate Now! said:
More like:

De Gea

Valencia --- Darmian --- Blind --- Shaw

Schneiderlin --- Carrick

Pereira ---- Herrera ---- Mata

Zlatan​
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Hmm I went more for ability as well in mine so left Herrera and Darmian out but I guess yours'd be the XI. Herrera and Darmian look like kids. Pereira is one but he has the Malik look down.
 
Classical Mechanic said:
Indeed, the only two remotely handsome players that we have.

@Tommy

I once found myself (somehow) on a gay forum in a thread about Rooney, it seems a lot of gay men would like to do terrible things to him also, he has 'caveman' appeal apparently.
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Most of caf want to do terrible things to him tbh, just not sexually.
 
Mkhitaryan is a dead ringer for Desmond from Assassin's Creed.
 
Bailly and Pogba are not bad looking in my opinion, could easily imagine them looking like they run shit on the Wire and that for me is enough to qualify them as good looking. They hold themselves pretty well and look pretty mean.

Valencia is improving in recent years and arguably should push out TFM, Schnedierlin should get in the team and I see the Mata is good looking myth is still very popular. He looks like a spanish Hobbit spin off of Rooney ffs.
 
Carrick has got a bit of a DILF vibe, these days. :drool:

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We need to sign more Italians. Get Marchisio in, that is one stylish bastard
 
Schneiderlin for sure. Blind is decent looking, over rated on the caf though. TFM and Pogs look good. Rest is slim pickings.
 
One of those threads that can only come out in off-season. Can't wait for the league to start.
 
Seveneric said:
Oh phew, I'm not alone then. Said as much in his player thread.

And the United squad is still ugly. Better than a few years ago definitely
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Back when we had Tevez and Rooney upront, they scared defenders in more ways than one
 
think we have a better case for ugly then for handsome XI....
 
Darmian reminds me of a young Pacino from the first Godfather movie. Very Italian face. Blind is in a league of his own on our team, followed by Carrick and Luke Shaw everyone else is average.

Mata and Herrera look like they never changed from being school kids, infact most of the Spanish footballers look like they never evolved since high school, except Xabi Alonso.
 
Theyre millionaire footballers who are in ridiculous shape (mostly) unless theyre genetically unlucky about 80% of them will be attractive to most girls/guys
 
Carrick ffs, what are you lot on, he's a right ugly fecker:wenger:

Blind, Morgan, Darmian, Bailly, big Dave, Rojo, PP, Mata, Zlatan, Pereira, Shaw.
 
I don't know why but the official website had chosen probably the worst possible photo of him

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What the hell is Bailly doing in the 1st 11?

And Darmian, Morgan, Rojo and Carrick should absolutely be starting!
 
I am so jealous of Blind's jaw.

He needs to stop wearing that silly man bun of his and just set it free.
 
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