My favourite thread.
Though surely Zlatan over Martial? That smile makes him look simple.
Though surely Zlatan over Martial? That smile makes him look simple.
United handsome XI 16/17!
- Thread starter R.N7
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The real question is, what does a handsome Arsenal XI look like, and how does it compare?!
Agree with Zlatan over Martial.
Not "even", he gets handsomer year by year, compare him now to his early 20's
Ander is average.
Threads like this that make it a shame we didn't sign Andre Gomes.
There is no comparison - they don't have Blind
Remember seeing this posted in Redcafe a year or two back. It's a tad NSFW, but worth a read 
http://www.fmforums.co.uk/forums/index.php?showtopic=169586
PS, Blind is bae <3
http://www.fmforums.co.uk/forums/index.php?showtopic=169586
PS, Blind is bae <3
Arsenal have Giroud so they win by default.
Fair play Blind is a beautiful man....kind of like myself, so I feel his pain!
You have got some very ugly players.
Blind & Morgan are indeed in a league of their own.
Could say the same about Bastian, but for a whole different reason. Badum ts.
Could say the same about Bastian, but for a whole different reason. Badum ts.
I like Ander. Blind is nice from some angles, others he looks a bit gnomish. Mata is too short for me, but he has unusual eyes for a Spaniard. Not keen on beards to be honest. Smalling and Shaw look a bit dozy. Martial looks a miserable so-and-so. Valencia has a nice smile when you actually see it, nice looking even when he doesn't smile. De Gea isn't good looking at all. I am just giving a female perspective.
You guys have nobody that would get into our 11. Maybe Cesc. Actually, Loftus Cheek is a looker I suppose.
If anyone is thinking of writing erotic fan fiction, there's yer inspiration.Remember seeing this posted in Redcafe a year or two back. It's a tad NSFW, but worth a read
http://www.fmforums.co.uk/forums/index.php?showtopic=169586
PS, Blind is bae <3
This is someone who has Costa playing for his team.
Can't argue with a female perspective I guess. Your tag line shows you're an Ander fan anyway!
Mata and Blind are the only decent looking guys in your entire squad. The rest are laughably hideous.
Even our manager is better looking than yours.
Remember seeing this posted in Redcafe a year or two back. It's a tad NSFW, but worth a read
http://www.fmforums.co.uk/forums/index.php?showtopic=169586
PS, Blind is bae <3
Holy mother of god that link.
I can never unread that.
Remember seeing this posted in Redcafe a year or two back. It's a tad NSFW, but worth a read
http://www.fmforums.co.uk/forums/index.php?showtopic=169586
Sploosh
Pogba is good looking in a weird way. He just has that charisma. Without the charisma he looks alot like Indonesian rickshaw puller
Morgan? Shaw? Pereira?
Yep. I keep laughing at the wine advert on MUTV. He looks like a kid going round a museum on a school trip. The handsome head boy.Can't argue with a female perspective I guess. Your tag line shows you're an Ander fan anyway!
Remember seeing this posted in Redcafe a year or two back. It's a tad NSFW, but worth a read
http://www.fmforums.co.uk/forums/index.php?showtopic=169586
PS, Blind is bae <3
feck sake. There's a banner of buttnaked guys...
Ban him!
Going by your tagline, I'm guessing it's your thread?
Touche!
Blind when he bothers to clean himself up is definitely the looker of the bunch though.
Is there? I'm running with NoScript & ABP (whitelisted Redcafe) and can't see anything.
WTF have I walked into here??? So many people confessing their undying love for the United team??
Anyway, from a purely objective point of view, why the hell is Tony V not in the first XI?? Thank goodness we don't have Charlie Adam and Danny Ings in the squad!
Anyway, from a purely objective point of view, why the hell is Tony V not in the first XI?? Thank goodness we don't have Charlie Adam and Danny Ings in the squad!
Touche!
Blind when he bothers to clean himself up is definitely the looker of the bunch though.
Calvin Klein esque.
Paddy McNair was hideous too, hence our marketing team selling him to Sunderland.
Didn't Andreas try to offer a girl £5k to sleep with Paddy last year?!
Valencia deserves a starting spot, imo.
He's a beautiful, brick shithouse of 'would go gay for that'.
He's a beautiful, brick shithouse of 'would go gay for that'.
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Especially now he's discovered smiling too!
I thought of Schneiderlin first.
We do have a pretty comely squad though
Hopefully that translates into success on the pitch or at the very least, my wife might be inclined to watch the games with me
We do have a pretty comely squad though
Hopefully that translates into success on the pitch or at the very least, my wife might be inclined to watch the games with me
Our team is beautiful
Pogba is my new current obsession (I love a beautiful smile)
Luke Shaw followed closely behind.
Zlatan, Schneiderlin & Valencia need a mention.
Pogba is my new current obsession (I love a beautiful smile)
Luke Shaw followed closely behind.
Zlatan, Schneiderlin & Valencia need a mention.
Indeed, the only two remotely handsome players that we have.
@Tommy
I once found myself (somehow) on a gay forum in a thread about Rooney, it seems a lot of gay men would like to do terrible things to him also, he has 'caveman' appeal apparently.
Remember seeing this posted in Redcafe a year or two back. It's a tad NSFW, but worth a read
http://www.fmforums.co.uk/forums/index.php?showtopic=169586
PS, Blind is bae <3
My eyes, they're burning.
De Gea
Valencia ??? Blind Shaw
Carrick Schneiderlin
Mata Pogba Pereira
Zlatan
Valencia ??? Blind Shaw
Carrick Schneiderlin
Mata Pogba Pereira
Zlatan
My wife fancied Schneiderlin when we signed him. Haven't seen him since though....He still exists, right?
Excellent question. I will get back to you.
Not this againRemember seeing this posted in Redcafe a year or two back. It's a tad NSFW, but worth a read
http://www.fmforums.co.uk/forums/index.php?showtopic=169586
PS, Blind is bae <3