United handsome XI 16/17!
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Fellaini - Poundland Zlatan.
This made mw chuckle. Very amusing.
This made mw chuckle. Very amusing.
Good lord.Remember seeing this posted in Redcafe a year or two back. It's a tad NSFW, but worth a read
http://www.fmforums.co.uk/forums/index.php?showtopic=169586
PS, Blind is bae <3
Men are dogs.
Just get Ronaldo back whatever it takes and end discussion. He is one pretty man.
So that's why he's been shite all season, too busy throwing it up your wife....
We should strengthen our midfield by signing Pirlo 
Carrick ffs, what are you lot on, he's a right ugly fecker
Oh no you didn't...
He is beautiful.
Those Italians are good-looking bastards.We should strengthen our midfield by signing Pirlo
Marchisio:
Those Italians are good-looking bastards.
Marchisio:
Graziano Pelle
Such a loss to the handsome PL XI
Judging by his performances on the pitch,I doubt she'd have noticed....
This thread 
Not to mention the fact that they had Buffon, Maldini and Cannavaro back in the day.
Glad we ain't got Fletcher and Tevez anymore!
Totti, Pirlo, Del Piero, Grosso.
Also think Gattuso had a rugged handsomeness about him. A rough lover, for sure.
This reminds me of a thread from a couple of years a few ago with a lot of awesome pics especially a pic of Italian players in their undies.
I think some Arsenal fan started it but can't remember what the thread was called
especially a pic of Italian players in their undies.I think some Arsenal fan started it but can't remember what the thread was called
There has to be some weird racist element involved in this as well though, and I obviously don't mean that in a very serious way.
But I've heard a couple of black girls absolutely drooling over Pogba the other day, talking about his perfect physique and bone structure - yet some people on here imply he's not good looking at all. Same for Bailly, now I'm not an expert but I would say this is a handsome man:
Two girls at work are from Curacao and they agreed with me, and just like with Pogba they also pointed out that his length and body are sexy, opposed to Mata who would be considered hot if he weren't a midget. Somehow Darmian seems to get the nod over Bailly on here, while to me he looks as avarage as someone can look.
By the way, the lead singer of Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros is actually Carrick's forgotten hippie brother - I've been wanting to post that for ages but there was never any reason to.
But I've heard a couple of black girls absolutely drooling over Pogba the other day, talking about his perfect physique and bone structure - yet some people on here imply he's not good looking at all. Same for Bailly, now I'm not an expert but I would say this is a handsome man:
Two girls at work are from Curacao and they agreed with me, and just like with Pogba they also pointed out that his length and body are sexy, opposed to Mata who would be considered hot if he weren't a midget. Somehow Darmian seems to get the nod over Bailly on here, while to me he looks as avarage as someone can look.
By the way, the lead singer of Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros is actually Carrick's forgotten hippie brother - I've been wanting to post that for ages but there was never any reason to.
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Bailly looks like he could remove your trousers with just his eyes.
Yeah I'd have his kids
This.
He looks like a potato
Marchisio looks like a bag head FFS
I'd love to see the men you're shagging if you can call Marchisio ugly.
There has to be some weird racist element involved in this as well though, and I obviously don't mean that in a very serious way.
But I've heard a couple of black girls absolutely drooling over Pogba the other day, talking about his perfect physique and bone structure - yet some people on here imply he's not good looking at all. Same for Bailly, now I'm not an expert but I would say this is a handsome man:
Two girls at work are from Curacao and they agreed with me, and just like with Pogba they also pointed out that his length and body are sexy, opposed to Mata who would be considered hot if he weren't a midget. Somehow Darmian seems to get the nod over Bailly on here, while to me he looks as avarage as someone can look.
By the way, the lead singer of Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros is actually Carrick's forgotten hippie brother - I've been wanting to post that for ages but there was never any reason to.
Don't think it's anything racist, think they're both good looking guys(no homo!)
No fanciers for Tuanzebe?
I didn't say he was ugly, just that he looks like a fiend.
No fanciers for Tuanzebe?
He's a child, it would be wrong.
So who is our best looking ever?
Obviously between the three 7s Best, Becks, Ronaldo.
No homo (well, maybe a little bit), but Becks is the best looking man of all time so it has to be him surely?
Obviously between the three 7s Best, Becks, Ronaldo.
No homo (well, maybe a little bit), but Becks is the best looking man of all time so it has to be him surely?
100%
I think Darmian is well fit, I thought I had great taste
Phil Jones gets a bad rep, but he really isn't so bad when he is motionless
Nice strong jaw, especially.
But as soon as his lungs are deprived of the smallest amount of oxygen, a portal to hell opens and is projected entirely on his face.
Pure evil.
Nice strong jaw, especially.
But as soon as his lungs are deprived of the smallest amount of oxygen, a portal to hell opens and is projected entirely on his face.
Pure evil.
Blind is gorgeous but Valencia needs in. And is Shaw using white liner?
Rojo
Pereira looks like the type of pretty boy who acts all shy on the outside but goes out on the town and effortlessly brings home someone else's bird.
I've spent about 5 minutes chuckling to myself at this! Should have gotten more green smilies my man.Also this thread is muy homo.
Pereira? I think he's clapped. He has some of the worst eyebrows I've ever seen.
Memphis too, sure he's muscly but his face has no symmetry.
Mkhitaryan has an appalling jawline.
Other than that, a good looking bunch.
Memphis too, sure he's muscly but his face has no symmetry.
Mkhitaryan has an appalling jawline.
Other than that, a good looking bunch.
Never understood why Best was considered handsome. I think it was more due to his playboy lifestyle and less due to his looks, I know in 60's everything was different, but still.
Regarding your question - Becks, easily
Agreed.This thread
Haha, cheers pal. Tough crowd eh?
Also this thread is muy homo.
How the hell is Bailly in that XI instead of Rojo?
...feels weird saying that
...feels weird saying that