David De Gea - Firmly cemented his position and has grown leaps and bound since the last thread.
Tiimmy Tiimmy Mensah - Manages to be both an emerging GOAT tier defensive midfielder and New York rapper. Is very young but very much looks like a man.
Eric Baily - Kate Bush once sang about a man with the child in his eyes, they are defintely intriguing and his giant body looks it's been carved out of black ivory.
Daley Blind - As easy on the eyes as a field of tulip flowers.
Luke Shaw - The blonde Englishman, not often seen in the wild. He always seems to immediately ruin his haircut in games by sweating too much though.
Juan Mata - It's a bit boring at this point to talk about his handsomeness. A teddy bear and a mother-in-law's dream.
Andreas Pereira - A potential teen idol, if he ever manages to play, and in this picture, he's got just the right amount of Smalling and @Solius.
Paul Pogba - Left looking like Dukie from The Wire and came back looking like a human Man-of-war (the ship and not the jellyfish Smalling ate).
Ander Herrera - Has got a pretty face but I'm also getting some basic vibes from him which could potentially put his place in the team in danger.
Memphis - It's best not to pay any attention to the failed step overs, misplaced passes, wayward shots and instead focus on the physique involved behind them.
Anthony Martial - When he doesn't look perpetually annoyed/confused with everyone around him, he's a got a nice smile.
Bench:
Segio Romero - Indian warrior let down by timidness in goal.
Antonio Valencia - Like an impressive stone statue in huge shorts.
Michael Smalling - His increased leadership has definitely increased his standing.
Michael Carrick - They should replace the angel of the north with a statue of him, would be much more tasteful.
Henrikh Mkhitaryan - Intelligence is attractive and he has sort of an Eastern European alchemist/scholar aura about him.
Zlatan - Attractive in a regal all-conquering way, like Genghis Khan or a Tyrannosaurus rex.
Marcus Rashford - Looks a bit like Swedish 90's actor David Tainton in the film 'Vinterviken', which is definitely a compliment.
In the stands:
Big Phillip 'Phil' Jones - http://i.imgur.com/Al58X4y.jpg
Matteo Darmian - http://i.imgur.com/6GADZcY.jpg
Marcos Rojo - Can't make toast properly, definitely a turn off.
Jesse Lingard - What's the name of that house elf in Harry Potter?
Fellaini - Poundland Zlatan.
Rooney - Nope.
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