UK General Election - 12th December 2019 | Con 365, Lab 203, LD 11, SNP 48, Other 23 - Tory Majority of 80

How do you intend to vote in the 2019 General Election if eligible?

  • Brexit Party

    Votes: 30 4.3%
  • Conservatives

    Votes: 73 10.6%
  • DUP

    Votes: 5 0.7%
  • Green

    Votes: 23 3.3%
  • Labour

    Votes: 355 51.4%
  • Liberal Democrats

    Votes: 58 8.4%
  • Plaid Cymru

    Votes: 3 0.4%
  • Sinn Fein

    Votes: 9 1.3%
  • SNP

    Votes: 19 2.8%
  • UKIP

    Votes: 6 0.9%
  • Independent

    Votes: 1 0.1%
  • Other (BNP, Change UK, UUP and anyone else that I have forgotten)

    Votes: 10 1.4%
  • Not voting

    Votes: 57 8.3%
  • Undecided

    Votes: 41 5.9%

  • Total voters
    690
  • Poll closed .
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Cummings won’t be doing shit, he’s only there until Brexit is complete.

Brexit will never be complete...

If not Cummings, then some other strategist will be telling Johnson not to alienate their grey haired base by causing massive increases in healthcare costs.
 
Nonsense. Most other countries in Europe manage it, those on low incomes pay nothing at all, the rest pay a small contribution. That's how the UK should be.

Most countries in Europe are protected from US pharmaceutical companies under EU law.
 
Prescriptions that are £9 across the board now will be priced at £30, £100, £600 and more. Visiting your GP will be a mandatory £50+. Ambulance call outs will be hundreds of pounds and you will have vulnerable people dying because they don’t realise how serious their condition is and they can’t pay for their treatment.
You've been warned people. No exaggeration in this post at all. Very serious stuff. £600 for some drugs - might as well just load up on a few grams of coke, along with some hookers and die like a boss.
 
Brexit will never be complete...

If not Cummings, then some other strategist will be telling Johnson not to alienate their grey haired base by causing massive increases in healthcare costs.

If they win this time then all bets are off. Governments in power for over a decade usually get so disconnected from the public, corrupt and riven with in-fighting that they lose track of shit like not shooting themselves in the face electorally.
 
Nonsense. Most other countries in Europe manage it, those on low incomes pay nothing at all, the rest pay a small contribution. That's how the UK should be.
You are aware that we are leaving the EU and the implications of that regarding your statement above? That is also how it works here as an aside. We call it income tax.
 
Also - “why can’t I get a GP appointment, why is my neighbourhood flooded, why doesn’t my sick nan have a nurse, why is my son’s music teacher also his physics teacher, why are my trains cancelled, why are the police dropping investigating my house being burgled”


Your not ill, just think you are, go to the walk-in centre!
Go live on the side of an hill not a flood plain!
Multi-talented todays teachers!
Ask the 'fat controller' and buy a ticket next time!
Because you left your doors unlocked and the key under the plant pot!

Its still my money! ;)
 
Yeah but if you vote for Labour in these parts and dislike people like Blair then you get called a corbynista or something else that I think is supposed to be funny but just makes the poster look like a twat.
To be fair Blair was a reboot of Maggie. The funny thing was millions fell for it because they would vote Labour whoever the leader is.
 
I heard Boris is going to sell your second born child to China if he gets in. Corbyn is going to buy your first pint though every time you go in a pub. Will pop up from behind a stool to get them in.
feck me! Crying laughing here. Mate, how did you hone your wits to be this hilarious off the cuff? I haven't laughed this much since I last saw Roy "Chubby" Brown. fecking gold.
 
Didn't seen any queues at my polling station. Only passed one person coming out then one coming in after I was leaving.


Expecting a hung parliament but maybe some more Labour votes than last time. Back to square one of coalitions and staring into the abyss of political impasse.

Revoke A50 for gods sake
 
Glad you liked it. I also appreciate such a witty retort.
I know! We should hang out. It'd be amazing. We could go noise up some social workers or homeless people or something. I love being a nasty bastard but it does get a bit lonely sometimes?
Do you spoon?
 
I know! We should hang out. It'd be amazing. We could go noise up some social workers or homeless people or something. I love being a nasty bastard but it does get a bit lonely sometimes?
Do you spoon?
Not as a rule but I could be willing to make an exception. What deodorant do you use? If its lynx then its no deal you commoner.
 
Not as a rule but I could be willing to make an exception. What deodarant do you use? If its lynx then its no deal you commoner.
None.
Now, I used to, but my work colleague Jacob (well, ex, he died a while back) pointed out that I gained nothing from the use of deodorant for what does it matter if I smell and repel others?
All others want is me to pay tax to help "society" and the poor. Bah! And don't start me on Christmas.
So it's on then. Shall I bring the homeless beating sticks and the Top Gear dvds or are you sorted?
 
None.
Now, I used to, but my work colleague Jacob (well, ex, he died a while back) pointed out that I gained nothing from the use of deodorant for what does it matter if I smell and repel others?
All others want is me to pay tax to help "society" and the poor. Bah! And don't start me on Christmas.
So it's on then. Shall I bring the homeless beating sticks and the Top Gear dvds or are you sorted?

Sarcastic: Tick
Doesn't use deodorant: Tick
Hippy Leftie: Tick
 
Got my beers and Doritos in. I’m ready to go to bed miserable at 22:05
 
None.
Now, I used to, but my work colleague Jacob (well, ex, he died a while back) pointed out that I gained nothing from the use of deodorant for what does it matter if I smell and repel others?
All others want is me to pay tax to help "society" and the poor. Bah! And don't start me on Christmas.
So it's on then. Shall I bring the homeless beating sticks and the Top Gear dvds or are you sorted?
I have plenty of homeless beating sticks specially adapted with a paddle on the end. I'm not a savage. I have all the top gear DVDs. I imagine we would start on the Argentina special? We can start the evening with a gentle amount of xenophobia. Build up slow.
 
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I have plenty of homeless beating sticks especially adapted with a paddle on the end. I'm not a savage. I have all the top gear DVDs. I imagine we would start on the Argentina special? We can start the evening with a gentle amount of xenophobia. Build up slow.
Oh, yes please. I'll bring my my Till Death Do Us Part DVDs too and we can watch them unironically.
 
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