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Summer is going to be a nightmare...I hope I get pissed a lot so I don't get crushed by the muppetry.
 
I'm the Caf's third muppetiest poster (behind SolidState and iSparky). Also, the emus tell me these things.
And where do you think Gambit and myself come into this? You fairly new here. I think you should do some research into this matter.
 
And where do you think Gambit and myself come into this? You fairly new here. I think you should do some research into this matter.
To be honest, there's no point in competing for transfer muppet of the year anymore because Solidstate is just so far in front.
 
To be honest, there's no point in competing for transfer muppet of the year anymore because Solidstate is just so far in front.

Girls, girls claws away you can all compete in the summer for the title. We can put pretend odds up and a league table for you's. should be fun watching you pull each others hair...
 
Bruno Gomes, signed with Internacional.
I sent him a tweet some months back, wishing him luck with his new club and hoped that he would make his way to MUFC in the future. He retweeted it, I think he would jump at the chance to join us.
 
To be honest, there's no point in competing for transfer muppet of the year anymore because Solidstate is just so far in front.
Very true. I'm sure I will be using the following GIF several times on SS.

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To be honest, there's no point in competing for transfer muppet of the year anymore because Solidstate is just so far in front.
No he's not, he just came in claiming we're going to sign some players and amused us all. Basically the court jester. Once Muppet seasons starts, watch us go. This summer promises to be our largest ever. A world cup and an extensive rebuilding process for us, I for one can't wait. :drool: Muppet season is when the Kings do battle.
 
Now watch us announce all of our signings on the first day and put an end to it for us.
 
Now watch us announce all of our signings on the first day and put an end to it for us.
i won't be surprised if we announce lvg and our major signings at one go. Woody us desperate to redeem himself with the Muppets after last summer.
 
i won't be surprised if we announce lvg and our major signings at one go. Woody us desperate to redeem himself with the Muppets after last summer.
We all thought Moyes would bring Thiago to his first public appearance... look how that turned out :lol:
 
We all thought Moyes would bring Thiago to his first public appearance... look how that turned out :lol:
:lol: Forgot about that! The Thiago thread was my favourite muppet thread of all.

It was always destined to go wrong for Dithering Dave.
 
:lol: The Sun had us big time with Ronaldo Day.... :(

Remember when Cider said a mate of his worked for United and Thiago/somebody else was a done deal, signed etc etc and would be announced at such a time. Was it like 1pm or something? The caf was in meltdown mode :lol:
 
:lol: The Sun had us big time with Ronaldo Day.... :(

Remember when Cider said a mate of his worked for United and Thiago/somebody else was a done deal, signed etc etc and would be announced at such a time. Was it like 1pm or something? The caf was in meltdown mode :lol:
Yep. Even though I knew it was bullshit I was still at work pressing refresh on my iPad and getting the 'she cannae take the strain' message!
 
We all thought Moyes would bring Thiago to his first public appearance... look how that turned out :lol:
We thought we will not just announce Thiago in Moyes' first conference but Garay and Strootman too. I think it was friday. They never came :(
 
No, people said we wouldn't announce Thiago in Moyes' first conference because it would overshadow the occasion or something like that :lol: The day Pep said 'I want Thiago', that was a terrible day, though hilarious in hindsight.
 
Why are we so naive? In all fairness though, if this summer is close to as poor as last summer, it will be chaos.
 
Whatever anyones thoughts are about our prospects for this transfer window. At least it will be better than last summer. Fellaini is off the market (he is ours already) and van Gaal will attract someone at least.
 
It seems as though this wasn't picked up by anyone.

Hmmm. I guess you need to be completely convinced to buy a prospect player for 37mil. I do hope we manage to get a player like him to make the team more solid.

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Those Kroos rumours just don't seem to go away? It seems as if we really are pushing for him.

I'm relieved we are actually looking for a winger, supposedly, in Reus; that has almost been as much a ball-ache as CM for us for a couple of years now, and our attacks are so weak with our current system of wingers. Unless we play Mata and Januzaj out wide most of the season then I really think we should push hard for a fast, dynamic player who could replace Nani, Young and Valencia. One of them has to go at least.
 
No, people said we wouldn't announce Thiago in Moyes' first conference because it would overshadow the occasion or something like that :lol: The day Pep said 'I want Thiago', that was a terrible day, though hilarious in hindsight.
I was crushed :( Bloody Pep.
 
No he's not, he just came in claiming we're going to sign some players and amused us all. Basically the court jester. Once Muppet seasons starts, watch us go. This summer promises to be our largest ever. A world cup and an extensive rebuilding process for us, I for one can't wait. :drool: Muppet season is when the Kings do battle.

Hate to burst your bubble, mate, but your glorious reign has most definitely come to a end. This guy comes off every bit as crazy as you but without any of the ironic distance. And muppet season? He spits on your muppet season, every hour of every day is muppet season!

The King is dead, long live the King.
 
Hate to burst your bubble, mate, but your glorious reign has most definitely come to a end. This guy comes off every bit as crazy as you but without any of the ironic distance. And muppet season? He spits on your muppet season, every hour of every day is muppet season!

The King is dead, long live the King.
:boring: Words I have heard before and will no doubt hear again.
 
Tanc's saying van Gaal will sign contract tomorrow at 11 am.



Google translates to Tomorrow at 11.00 local Van Gaal has an appointment with Manchester United to sign the contract
 
I translated it the same way and it came back as "biggest bullshitter in history still at it".
 
You think you guys were in full muppet mode last summer? The newbies were over 9000. We had one who actually met Thiago and got pictures with him holding a Manchester United shirt with Thiago's autograph on it as well. Beat that you utterly incompetent nincompoops.
 
Tanc's saying van Gaal will sign contract tomorrow at 11 am.



Google translates to Tomorrow at 11.00 local Van Gaal has an appointment with Manchester United to sign the contract

Been doing the rounds on twitter all day the van gall to sign contract at 11 tomorrow
 
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