Need to send him a birthday cake and strippers. We also need to change our jersey colour to white, rename ourselves Real United and relocate to Spain.
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I highly doubt it's us delaying it till after.
And play at the Trafford Old?
Not Spanish/ German enough
Hold up is on Southampton's end. Won't be until they've got a new manager in that it might be done and Krueger has confirmed that nothing had been done before as they wanted to clarify whether Pochettino would be staying or leaving first:
I see, unfortunate circumstances as in this transfer window, it would have been in our best interest not to delay any transfer business but so be it.
Saw an interview with the Southampton guy last night, saying that no deals were done and no one would be leaving until they sorted out the manager situation, and then began to say players that would leave, it will be on the clubs terms. From that I don't imagine it is United who is delaying the transfer.
EDIT: Got the link: http://www1.skysports.com/football/...finding-a-replacement-for-mauricio-pochettino
"On the future of skipper Lallana and England left-back Shaw, Krueger said: "Under the circumstances we wanted to wait to clarify the manager's situation to move forward. There are no deals done."
I want Koke. I want Koke badly.
Yes, same here from from more of a marketing revenue perspective.
If he signs and does really well we can say "Koke is it!" Roll on mega-million deal with Coca-Cola...
I'd imagine he's currently with the England squad what with them playing a friendly tomorrow night. So the weekend will probably be the only window of opportunity now.
Wow, Keith Richards is a Caf member?
He actually plays in the division below MLS for the NY Cosmos in NASL
Even better.Thank you dearest @tippex for that insightful tweet.
you are welcome
Could you imagine how many pages we would be up to if we posted every single one of these. tis bonkers I tells ya....
you are welcome
Could you imagine how many pages we would be up to if we posted every single one of these. tis bonkers I tells ya....
You should carry on posting them but run each one past Cina and Hectic via PM before you do.
@Cina is the official mod of this thread. Due to the constant spamming of this thread, it's necessary that you guys PM him every tweet and get his okay before posting them here. We know it's a hassle but this thread has gone to gutter now.
I'm going to make a cockshot thread and make you the official mod of that.
The Caf was a simpler place back then, you cnut.Gone are the days when I could abuse my mod power and warn you for this post.
EDIT: feck sake
EDIT: see, stupid filters, can't even call you a c u next tuesday anymore
We should try and hijack the Benatia deal.
With a smokescreen perhaps ?
This current informational blackout in United camp is already a smokescreen enough to sign Messi in secrecy.
The patented "Woody BluffBrief" of Summer '14
We should have seen it coming.
Several posts deleted and users thread banned. Please keep this thread on track.
Anyone read this said article?
Ronnie must have a robust social media team tracking this sort of thing.
I hope he has lawyers suing the feck out of them if that's true. Just because sports' journalism isn't generally of much consequence doesn't mean they should be allowed to just write whatever they want.
Please let it be true.
Odd one!
And the way the media are talking, Southampton won't be left with anyone next year!
Andy Carroll's replacement?
Suarez's hopefully. Odd signing for a team looking to ahem conquer Europe.
I have not- it's not the first time it's happened between him and the Sun though.
http://www.pressgazette.co.uk/node/41483
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