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TheUnitedWay said:
Any day now, I'm expecting LVG will call an unplanned press conference together, and the media, thinking that he will unveil a new player, will all rush there, only to get blasted by LVG for twisting his quotes and making life difficult for him. And then while this is happening, Vidal will quietly slip into Carrington without being detected and train with the lads until the Valencia friendly, when a player with a plain black shirt and mask lines up with our players until the announcer says, "Number 10, Wayne Rooney! And welcome to Old Trafford, Number 27.... ARTUROOOOOOO VIDAAAAAAAAAL"

I think I'm a bit drunk :wenger:
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The things I'd do to make that happen :lol::drool: To be honest, I'd love it if clubs did that, the same suspense that happens in WWE, when someone makes a return and you don't quite know who.
 
TheUnitedWay said:
Any day now, I'm expecting LVG will call an unplanned press conference together, and the media, thinking that he will unveil a new player, will all rush there, only to get blasted by LVG for twisting his quotes and making life difficult for him. And then while this is happening, Vidal will quietly slip into Carrington without being detected and train with the lads until the Valencia friendly, when a player with a plain black shirt and mask lines up with our players until the announcer says, "Number 10, Wayne Rooney! And welcome to Old Trafford, Number 27.... ARTUROOOOOOO VIDAAAAAAAAAL"

I think I'm a bit drunk :wenger:
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He wouldnt be #27 :)
 
TheUnitedWay said:
Any day now, I'm expecting LVG will call an unplanned press conference together, and the media, thinking that he will unveil a new player, will all rush there, only to get blasted by LVG for twisting his quotes and making life difficult for him. And then while this is happening, Vidal will quietly slip into Carrington without being detected and train with the lads until the Valencia friendly, when a player with a plain black shirt and mask lines up with our players until the announcer says, "Number 10, Wayne Rooney! And welcome to Old Trafford, Number 27.... ARTUROOOOOOO VIDAAAAAAAAAL"

I think I'm a bit drunk :wenger:
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I would stab a nun to death to make this happen
 


Decent, Manquillo can go out on loan, and if he shows improvement and does well then Atletico can recall him next year. Gamez is a solid back up for Juanfran.
 

Zubizaretta going head-to-head against Woodward on the battle of signing Cuadrado. The worst sporting directors in Europe. God bless.
 


Man United could be having the upper-hand to sign Cuadrado due to wages + transfer fee. If Zubi doesn't intensify talks, he's off to MUFC.
 
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Man United could be having the upper-hand to sign Cuadrado due to wages + transfer fee. If Zubi doesn't intensify talks, he's off to MUFC.
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Didn't Woody say he wanted to stop the best players going to Spain? Time to back your words up fella.
 
TheUnitedWay said:
Any day now, I'm expecting LVG will call an unplanned press conference together, and the media, thinking that he will unveil a new player, will all rush there, only to get blasted by LVG for twisting his quotes and making life difficult for him. And then while this is happening, Vidal will quietly slip into Carrington without being detected and train with the lads until the Valencia friendly, when a player with a plain black shirt and mask lines up with our players until the announcer says, "Number 10, Wayne Rooney! And welcome to Old Trafford, Number 27.... ARTUROOOOOOO VIDAAAAAAAAAL"

I think I'm a bit drunk :wenger:
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The Louis van Gaal rides in on a white horse the horse rises up, fireworks everywhere ... Moyes is lowered from the top of the Sir Alex Ferguson stand nailed to a cross ... The Stretford end as one take up their bows with flaming arrows and fire with unnerving accuracy into his eyes, he burns to ash and we all rejoice.
 
Zippy Penguin should be added to the banned list. He hasn't the foggiest idea of what's going on.

He tweeted weeks ago that Vidal was signed and would be presented with van Gaal immediately after the World Cup was over. He's a spoofer.
 
J-Stander said:
Didn't Woody say he wanted to stop the best players going to Spain? Time to back your words up fella.
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Yeah, it's looks like we're going head to head with Barcelona for two players. It'll be interesting to see if we can get either deal done. Both will be tricky I think. Arsenal will want to sell Vermaelan abroad ideally and Cuadrado is said to favour a move there too, although I think that maybe is coming from the Spanish press.
 


Seems a clear bullshitter. This was a few weeks back.

''It was all agreed last night - Vidal. #MUFC has given permission for the M.E.N to announce it today. Will be presented with LVG this week.''
 
Offside said:


Seems a clear bullshitter. This was a few weeks back.

''It was all agreed last night - Vidal. #MUFC has given permission for the M.E.N to announce it today. Will be presented with LVG this week.''
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Agreed, but I could have egg on my face.
 
Colin129 said:
It makes sense to be careful not to splurge all that money on a potential crock.

Woodward is actually doing the right thing here.

Edit: re: Vidal
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I agree, would be great to get Vidal but what would be the point if it turned into another Hargreaves scenario.
 
Could impact Chelsea in future transfer windows?

In past 3 weeks, Chelsea owner Roman Abramovich has lost £455m, largely due to US/EU sanctions on Russia stemming from Ukraine crisis. #cfc
 
Adnan said:
Could impact Chelsea in future transfer windows?

In past 3 weeks, Chelsea owner Roman Abramovich has lost £455m, largely due to US/EU sanctions on Russia stemming from Ukraine crisis. #cfc
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Not likely, Chelsea is self funding now.
 
nahealai said:
Zippy Penguin should be added to the banned list. He hasn't the foggiest idea of what's going on.

He tweeted weeks ago that Vidal was signed and would be presented with van Gaal immediately after the World Cup was over. He's a spoofer.
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Offside said:


Seems a clear bullshitter. This was a few weeks back.

''It was all agreed last night - Vidal. #MUFC has given permission for the M.E.N to announce it today. Will be presented with LVG this week.''
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It says he is a member of Red Issue. Anyone have access to their private forums? Are they having a laugh or do they actually believe him?
 
LonelyFire said:
Strict rules on not sharing anything so i cannot say im afraid.
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Come on. You have already PMed me all news from there, what is the harm in sharing with everyone? It is not like Red Issue people will hunt for you and ban you, would they? :wenger:
 
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