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Wibble said:
Ponytailed Plech started to retch
He missed the bucket that he had started to fetch
He managed to chunder on Golden Blunder
Face like thunder ... What rhymes with Tundra?
Ponytailed Plech
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:lol: I actually didn't bother to read it Wibbs, 'cos i misread your name as "Wobbly", and I don't read his comments about my ponytail, which by the way I don't and have never had...

Good poem...please don't ban me...except all days except matchdays

Su'agoaws
 
Spam master Plech started to retch
He missed the bucket that he had started to fetch
He allegedly chundered on Golden Blunder
Face like thunder ... What rhymes with Tundra?
Spam master Plech


Is this better?
 
Two poems in the same day.

Maybe I wasn't the "talentless twat" my English lit teacher thought I was. Although to be fair to him we did always wind him up by trying to get him to explain poems and then when he did we would pick holes in the similies and ask him why the writer didn't just say whay he meant instead of fannying around trying to confuse people.
 
No we didn't have smilies or computers when I was at school.

We did have a few teachers who were interetsted in making themselves smile by fiddling with boys holes though.
 
I think maybe the reason some Caf members did so poorly in this year's papers was because they put smilies at the end of every sentence. And in English, when they were asked to give an example of a similie, they put :) .
 
Yeah. Anyway.

Giggsy's Girl, give the caf a twirl.
What's that round your neck? A necklace made of pearl?
It looks like there's a hint of Mr. Andrew Flintoff
In your dream, Freddie's cream,
Giggsy's Girl.
 
sincher said:
Yeah. Anyway.

Giggsy's Girl, give the caf a twirl.
What's that round your neck? A necklace made of pearl?
It looks like there's a hint of Mr. Andrew Flintoff
In your dream, Freddie's cream,
Giggsy's Girl.
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:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Frank Lampard's, neither big nor hard
He says "Su'agoaws" like a fat retard
Doesn't suffer from fatigue, his Russian bought the league
Plastic fans, Spastic plans
Gaytard
 
Melbourne Red said:
'FREDDIE FLINTOFF! FREDDIE FLINTOFF! FREDDIE FLINTOFF!'
'My name's Kevin fecking Pietersen you dozy bint...'
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:( it's sad cause it's true!

i heard a rumour the aussie fans may be shouting, "KEVIN PIETERSEN! KEVIN PIETERSEN! KEVIN PIETERSEN!" from the Oval stands next week :nervous:
 
I'm enjoying the fact that you're convinced it's true based on that excerpt

Do you know someone who shagged him then?

Assuming it wasn't you in it.
 
Melbourne Red said:
I'm enjoying the fact that you're convinced it's true based on that excerpt

Do you know someone who shagged him then?

Assuming it wasn't you in it.
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no, i heard some 23 year old called Gemma sold her story to one of the tabloids!

i believe everything i read/hear...i'm like that!
 
here's another excerpt...

Hot Burrito said:
This is the guy who, after a hiring a car, plastered a huge home-made slogan down one side, which read: 'Kevin Pietersen - Nottinghamshire Professional Cricketer.'
That's class for you!
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What site's that off then?

By all accounts he's a haard taaskmaaster
 
I'll give this a try

Handy Bandy goes by the name of Mandy
Ask him how he is and he'll tell you he's randy
In his Ronaldo shirt he'll tell you crossdressing doesnt hurt
bald spot, moose snot
Handy bandy

Its kinda shit dont you think.... Oh well first time
 
That cnut sweeeet, is a massive cheat
Beat us all at pool, but prefers to beat his meat,
Cheated in the final, with his style vaginal,
On heat, complete
Cnut sweeeet
 
Can You See? Oh Its Me!
I ran you all up the pool tree!
I Clealy Won, Played Just For Fun
Noodle moans, Sincher groans
maybe they are just dumb!
 
Dervish2, what are we to do?
Wibbs got drunk and promoted you
Now we're stuck and your postings suck
Alien posts and ghosts
Dervish2
 
Bury Red said:
Well there's GB, still need Gillespie, CR7fan and Ellie before I'll consider it for the classics. :p

I'll start you off

Ellie Brown never lets us down
The caffs brighter when she is around
Sprogged last year, sleepless nights we hear
Baby Kiwi
Ma Brown
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:cool:
 
Bury Red said:
Dervish2, what are we to do?
Wibbs got drunk and promoted you
Now we're stuck and your postings suck
Alien posts and ghosts
Dervish2
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:lol: Top drawer 26th-ing.
 
Wibble said:
:lol:

We now need one involving GB hairy ban stick
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Dervish2, your posts are poo,
GB's hairy ban stick's waiting for you,
Wibble cracks a smile, dervish posts about x-files,
Hates Heinze, and crop signs
Dervish2
 
Big Andy said:
Dervish2, your posts are poo,
GB's hairy ban stick's waiting for you,
Wibble cracks a smile, dervish posts about x-files,
Hates Heinze, and crop signs
Dervish2
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:lol:
 
Golden Prague, doesn´t rhyme with vague,
But looks like it...miles from the Hague...
Good for booze and mixers, shite for Tewntysixthers
On the continent...only consonants...
Prague

I´m a bit out of practice...who§s this Dervish 2?
 
Dervish2 is a female WUM that hates Heinze and wants us to sign Michael Tonge.
 
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