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Big bad Andy, Got knocked bandy
By a butch looking bird who was well handy
Soon as he was hit, went down like a sack of shit
Shit house, Andy

Is that right?
 
Nearly...you need one more line...and ideally "shithouse" needs to rhyme with "Andy". Observe:

Scouser Sutty, likes them slutty,
Eats his turds in a bun: shit butty...
Listens to The Farm, is stalking Steve McMahon,
Sarky, bit parky...
Sutty
 
Plechazunga said:
Nearly...you need one more line...and ideally "shithouse" needs to rhyme with "Andy". Observe:

Scouser Sutty, likes them slutty,
Eats his turds in a bun: shit butty...
Listens to The Farm, is stalking Steve McMahon,
Sarky, bit parky...
Sutty
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Cockney Pletch is a terrible letch
Takes a dump on the tube next to some poor wretch
Licks it of his fingers, the smell still lingers
Weirdy, beardy
Pletch

Better?
 
Much better

To be pernickity, you could still work on the scansion..."dreadful" would work better than "terrible", for instance, and "the smell of it" rather than just "the smell"...but otherwise an excellent effort.

Dego Deco, cheating feck-o,
Thousands yell "Twat!", he thinks it´s an echo...
Looks like Ronnie Corbett, falls like he´s in orbit,
Brazil reject...genetic defect...
Deco
 
Plechazunga said:
Much better

To be pernickity, you could still work on the scansion..."dreadful" would work better than "terrible", for instance, and "the smell of it" rather than just "the smell"...but otherwise an excellent effort.

Dego Deco, cheating feck-o,
Thousands yell "Twat!", he thinks it´s an echo...
Looks like Ronnie Corbett, falls like he´s in orbit,
Brazil reject...genetic defect...
Deco
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Empty your inbox
 
Slabber said:
Empty your inbox
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spastic slabber, slaver slaver,
nnnnnnnnnnnnnng nnnnnnnnnnnnnng, blabber blabber,
sits there drinking pimms, looks like bobby mimms,
bull necked, looks fecked.
Slabber
 
Big Andy, her real name's Mandy,
She only drinks shandy and is no eye candy,
Fat arse, no class,
Spotty face, wears a brace,
Hairy lass,
Big Andy.
 
Davo said:
Plastic fans, Spastic plans
Gaytard
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I woke up this morning saying these two lines in my head over and over again. You have to worry when your subconscious quotes Davo at you.

Plech's subconscious, spouting nonsense,
When I'm on auto-pilot, it's my auto-Pontius...
Remembers being two, when anywhere I'd poo,
Quotes Davo...likes Rainbow...
My subconscious

Ghosted Spoony, looks like Rooney,
When he shows his face, it looks like a moonie...
Sent to Coventry, for dissing foreign tea,
Ghosted...roasted...
Spoony

Single men chase mingers, then
Have no plan B, like England's Sven...
If the bird resists, they have one off the wrist,
Thrill themselves...kill themselves...
Single men
 
Plechazunga said:
Staropramen, thank you barman
It's the stuff of heaven, Amen
When on it you're boozing you find everything amusing:
The Caf...giraffes...
Stary.
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Thats pretty good plech, don't beat yourself up about it...

Staropramen, not for gay men,
Better than E's, though not for the Shamen,
You drink it from a glass, and its fecking class,
Everyone'll be fecked, can't blame em'
Amen...
 
Poor old Plech - short of a full deck,
Doesn't know his wife is being boned by Srnicek,
He thinks he's on his travels,
But she's just round at Pavel's -
Oh feck, marriage wreck,
Poor Plech.
 
Vexed red Van is a sex-starved fan,
He's only once got laid, and it was with a man,
Thinks he's a dictator - he's a masturbator,
Ruins threads, urines beds,
Wet Van.
 
sincher said:
Vexed red Van is a sex-starved fan,
He's only once got laid, and it was with a man,
Thinks he's a dictator - he's a masturbator,
Ruins threads, urines beds,
Wet Van.
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:lol:
 
Pletch-a-zoonga: secret Gooner
Boasts of 5, but might come sooner
Went to live in Czech, masturabtes to Shrek
Shit stabs, with Slabs
Gay Pletch
 
French Henry always has boner,
When he wants to print, it's always out of toner,
When he's feeling weird, he falls into a coma,
Bums gays, purple haze
His missus is a moaner.
 
Plechazunga said:
Dubai Devil, in new highs revels,
Roasted by two guys (the Nevilles)...
Got a flashy number plate, got a rash (he bummed a mate)
Lots of cash, dodgy tash...
DD
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:lol:
 
Caftard Bergzen is his family's burden
He's Joey Deacon, the Scando version...
Labours at IKEA, at gay-bars picks up queers
Resembles elves...assembles shelves...
Bergzen

Thomas M nicks his momma's men
One of whom is that bummer Sven
Spends his hours LOLing, wanks to Thomas Brolin
Roller-blades...AIDS...
ThomasM

Smashed Hombre's gonna go a long way
He'll be a mod on the Caf one day...
In Big Andy's shadow, which means that he's a saddo
Surveyor...gayer...
Hombre
 
You have time to write 26th'ers but don't have time to complete your contractual obligations?

You have the attention span of a two year old.
 
Plechazunga said:
Caftard Bergzen is his family's burden
He's Joey Deacon, the Scando version...
Labours at IKEA, at gay-bars picks up queers
Resembles elves...assembles shelves...
Bergzen
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:lol:
 
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