He has now used cd instead of could in 2 tweets.
Probably learnt the new trick today.
Probably learnt the new trick today.
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notBigSam @TheBig_Sam
Singing 'Pump Up The Jam' at the lads in the dressing room, whilst firing scalding gravel into their faces. feck me, we're ready.
Singing 'Pump Up The Jam' at the lads in the dressing room, whilst firing scalding gravel into their faces. feck me, we're ready.
wasn't he supposed to kill himself or something? moobed cnut getting my hopes up and telling porkies again.
I use the Ubersocial app which has a compress button that automatically does that. I use it rarely as it makes me feel like an idiot but Ivan understand why others use it more.
If they just doubled the amount of characters allowed it would make it so much better, at the moment its like they have worked out how many characters the average tweet would need and subtracted 16.
Rio Ferdinand @rioferdy5
Eid Mubaruk to all out there
Eid Mubaruk to all out there
khair Mubarak, to all those celebrating
@FootballAgent49: Manchester United asked Madrid on Friday about taking Kaka on loan. Club officials are confident a deal can be done but its early stages
Eid Mubarak Sults 
hosni mubarak lads.
you're aware that's pure BS right? I dare anyone to name me a reason why this could/would/should happen, because I'm drawing a blank
Just had a look on his twitter and he's still banging on about itEdit: Was looking at the wrong "agent". They're all the same guy
I suppose it wouldn't be any weirder than Michael Owen. Pay as you play?
Theres no fecking way we are looking at bringing in Kaka. Ya gotta love these so called ITK agents
Great. He's back and claiming credit for RVP I see. Funny how before he left the first time he said that Owen to Everton was 100% done among other things, now that tweet seems to have disappeared while the RVP to United 100% done is still there.
ITK shite is banned from this thread and for good reason - it is pure drivel and it isn't funny.
As soon as any of these accounts ask for re-tweets you should just top reading them, in fact just stop reading rumours on twitter all together.
United in Kaka loan deal
Kaka could be heading to Manchester United in a shock loan deal this month which could lead to a permanent £50million move. The Brazilian superstar midfielder has been heavily linked to a move to Inter Milan – with Real Madrid wanting £50m. Chelsea, too, are seriously interested in grabbing the playmaker who has now fully recovered from an ankle injury after surgery. The link has already been established with Kaka, 28, winning a Champions League trophy with Chelsea boss Carlo Ancelotti when they worked together at AC Milan. But United, according to reports in Spain, have now emerged as clear favourites with Real boss Jose Mourinho happy to do business with his old sparring partner Sir Alex Ferguson.
Steve Millar, Daily Star
This bloke has picked up the news from twitter
Kaka could be heading to Manchester United in a shock loan deal this month which could lead to a permanent £50million move. The Brazilian superstar midfielder has been heavily linked to a move to Inter Milan – with Real Madrid wanting £50m. Chelsea, too, are seriously interested in grabbing the playmaker who has now fully recovered from an ankle injury after surgery. The link has already been established with Kaka, 28, winning a Champions League trophy with Chelsea boss Carlo Ancelotti when they worked together at AC Milan. But United, according to reports in Spain, have now emerged as clear favourites with Real boss Jose Mourinho happy to do business with his old sparring partner Sir Alex Ferguson.
Steve Millar, Daily Star
This bloke has picked up the news from twitter
That's either one of those deliberately deceptive *includes wages* eye-catching figures or this Millar guy has no business being a football journalist.
Safe to say that story is at least 2 years old since it says Ancelotti is chelsea boss and Kaka is at leat 30 by now
United in Kaka loan deal
Kaka could be heading to Manchester United in a shock loan deal this month which could lead to a permanent £50million move. The Brazilian superstar midfielder has been heavily linked to a move to Inter Milan – with Real Madrid wanting £50m. Chelsea, too, are seriously interested in grabbing the playmaker who has now fully recovered from an ankle injury after surgery. The link has already been established with Kaka, 28, winning a Champions League trophy with Chelsea boss Carlo Ancelotti when they worked together at AC Milan. But United, according to reports in Spain, have now emerged as clear favourites with Real boss Jose Mourinho happy to do business with his old sparring partner Sir Alex Ferguson.
Steve Millar, Daily Star
This bloke has picked up the news from twitter
This could be up there in the list when the worst piece of journalism awards will be given out.
Spoony started that Kaka story years ago.
Spoony, you're still having effects here, wouldn't surprise me if this is spoony.
Rumours circulating that Man United are set to sign Kaka, we make Fergie's men 8/11 to land him this summer: http://sky.me/NPsC8i #MUFC
By skybet
By skybet
No idea if there's any truth to it, but I'd love that. I love the man.
SkyBet really dont have a bulls notion what the hell is going on.
I don't see the need for Kaka.
Spoony's loaded. Clearly he's manipulating the odds.
I have to agree has good a player as he is, we dont need him
You've got to be f**king kidding me. The validity people put in these utter utter nobody "agents" is pathetic. How many times does it have to be said? Now thousands of people have retweeted this nonsense (which, I'm fairly certain, has come from one guy running multiple accounts) it gets picked up by news outlets desperate for something new to get a few thousand hits on their website.
And don't bother posting what betting firms say. They want you to spend your money, the odds change based on nothing but what the trends are, not any actual facts.
And don't bother posting what betting firms say. They want you to spend your money, the odds change based on nothing but what the trends are, not any actual facts.
sky sports retweeted it, it's on.
Kaka & Sneijder
@bbcsport_david: Arsenal close to completing Sahin deal. Season-long loan with view to permanent. Confirmation likely early next week #bbcfootball #afc #rmfc
italian muppet site calciomercato.com are claiming that we are expecting to sign mexican midfielder Herrera by next week.
m.calciomercato.com/321283.html
m.calciomercato.com/321283.html
I am already scratching as to fitting in RVP and Kagawa this season, but Kaka, no chance unless Kaka can now play deep or as a full back.
Kaka would be class for United
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