Transfer Tweets - Summer 2017 | Keep it on topic

25 Tweets and none regarding us. *sighs* Always gets my hopes up seeing a high number of tweets thinking and first thought is we are doing something big.
Instead its City finally sorting out their full back issue ffs.
 
25 Tweets and none regarding us. *sighs* Always gets my hopes up seeing a high number of tweets thinking and first thought is we are doing something big.
Instead its City finally sorting out their full back issue ffs.

Calm before the storm I feel. No one has any idea on our transfer business, except when the deal is already 90% sealed like Lukaku and Lindelof ones were.
 
From now on I feel we should refer to all transfer fees in the Stones unit.

"How much was Lukaku, mate?"
"He was 1.5 stones."
"What about Bailly?"
"0.6 stones pal"
"Feck me that's a bargain."
 
Fullback is one of the most important positions in today's football. £50m isn't surprising really, especially when spurs quoted us £60m for Dier.
 
Calm before the storm I feel. No one has any idea on our transfer business, except when the deal is already 90% sealed like Lukaku and Lindelof ones were.

True, its why being offline and coming back to loads of tweets is super exciting and deflating all in one go, just in case we announced something none of us were expecting.
 


Evertons new signing looks like a decent player. One for the future?
 
Duncan castles says we are still looking for 4 players?! Ed had better hurry up then. Does anyone actually believe Castles?
 
Will be a great stopgap until Griezmann joins next summer.