Transfer Tweets - Summer 2017 | Keep it on topic

Because we are looking to sign players on big wages!

We're not really linked to anyone that will command a big wage though are we? Of the players we're linked with you'd imagine that Morata would be our biggest earner and then even then I don't think he'd be amongst our highest paid players.
 
I suppose you're right actually.

But I'll tell you this important lesson, and I'll tell my kids the same one day: Tescos own Choco Snaps are infinitely better than actual Kellogg's Coco Pops.

Important moral that maybe Everton are following.

I understand what you're saying but a better analogy would be that we are what a merger between Harrods and Poundland would look like.
 
For a while it felt like the club was being run on an "aldi / Lidl" model- Good initial impression at the front, reasonable back end - but the Middle aisle full of random stuff from in the bargain bin! - i suppose that makes Alan Smith the equivalent of a 158 piece socket set!
 
Are the Matic rumours are targeted at getting Fabinho/Monaco to hurry up or the Fabinho rumours targeted at getting Matic/Chelsea to hurry up? You get the feeling it's one of the two considering the timing of the rumours.
 
and just like that, im out. Im done following this transfer window, ever since the Ronaldo story we've hardly had anything linked to us.

Going to live my life and only check up on RedCafe now and then rather than obsess and then end up disappointed. Only 2/3 weeks left to see if United/Woodward are going to ruin our season or not
 
and just like that, im out. Im done following this transfer window, ever since the Ronaldo story we've hardly had anything linked to us.

Going to live my life and only check up on RedCafe now and then rather than obsess and then end up disappointed. Only 2/3 weeks left to see if United/Woodward are going to ruin our season or not

You lasted 22 days. I've gone longer without passing a stool.
 
and just like that, im out. Im done following this transfer window, ever since the Ronaldo story we've hardly had anything linked to us.

Going to live my life and only check up on RedCafe now and then rather than obsess and then end up disappointed. Only 2/3 weeks left to see if United/Woodward are going to ruin our season or not

Why?

Next week is the week we'll sign a player or two.

My muppet senses are tingling.
 
Worst transfer window ever.

You obviously weren't around in 1910, when, after being linked with every Tom Dick & Harry, we only ended up signing bloody Leslie Hofton from Glossop North End for £1,000!

Now THAT was a bad window. I mean sure, sign him as a squad player, but not a marquee signing!
 
WTH???? He looked like a real prospect. Unless Jose is bringing in 3 world class strikers in and thinks he won't get look in, this does not make any sense.

Sad, but realistically I didn't expect him to play much next year if we are buying several new players in addition to what we already have.
 
WTH???? He looked like a real prospect. Unless Jose is bringing in 3 world class strikers in and thinks he won't get look in, this does not make any sense.

He's turning 22 this year and he's played one game for us.