I hope when they finally opened the file, it was Rick Astley doing his thing!
Transfer Tweets - Summer 2015 | Stop Spamming - Discussion Should Relate to Tweets
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Ok, I'm officially laughing at this now. This is pathetic as feck
Woody accidentally left track changes on. Lined out from transfer to Real Madrid for : feck you you cockroaches. You think you can feck with me?!
It's clear once Perez saw the Marca poll indicating 85% of fans voted against the purchase of De Gea then he wet his girly pants and pulled the old "United faxed us too late" chestnut. The cnut.
When will it stop? I need to go to bed but its too much fun staying here!
David... David! Calm down. They sent the file in .doc, How the feck did we know they were going to do that?!
Relax we'll get it sorted, here have a donut.
I really hope we did this on purpose. If we haven't then we are really run by a bunch amateurs.De gea's time at Real Madrid...
So United sent it to Madrid in time who didnt send it to their FA in time?
That explains it - Madrid are probably .docx only . Next time don't send it in Word 97.
Never know, maybe DDG out of frustration punched the wall on numerous occasions, shattering the bones in his hands, that leave lasting damage, but is to scared to tell Madrid, but has now found out the transfer went through
Ok, maybe a bit harsh
Ok, maybe a bit harsh
This DDG/Navas cock up cannot be happening. Farce does not even describe it. You have this mad game of brinkmanship, multi millions involved, careers and reputations on the line. At the top level of elite professional sport. Best lawyers, accountants, football people etc in the business. How could something like this possibly happen?.doc and .docx is a bitch in Madrid
Latest from Madrid: Edurne has been sent to get her personal computer to try accessing United documents.
Now I have a mental image of him sitting there in his 'special' suit (it's purple and yellow in my head, with 70's style cuffs), having a meltdown on the floor with Perez trying to make it all better.
Because Ed Woodward is in charge. We're Manchester United, we do what we want etc etc.
This is surely true. Why the feck would an English club need to register the sale of a player with the Spanish league?
It has to be Real's responsibility to register players for their squad in their league. I can't believe anything else is true. And I'm not saying this as someone who thinks the United's shit doesn't stink. I have no problem criticising the club, but I don't believe they're at fault in this instance.
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im sure he will be fine in the morning
This is simply too funny for words.
It's amazing how two massive clubs worth billions sort transfers out like a uni student rushing an essay the day before handing it in.
Someone is making things up.
Madrid: Did you send the papers in?
United: No that's your job, they're in your inbox...
Glorious.
United: No that's your job, they're in your inbox...
Glorious.
WTF? It gets better?
Really humanizes the sport.
Considering how many players have come and gone...I'm not surprised by this at all...although just think of the money his shirt sales will make them after all this drama
I bet we're not pushing too hard
I am pretty sure we want this to happen or we won't be negotiating in the first place.
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