Transfer Tweets - Summer 2015 | Stop Spamming - Discussion Should Relate to Tweets

[Sam]

Oh my god

 

[Nights]

This gets better and better

I know Spain's in recession and all, but you'd think they've moved on from MS DOS on their computers.

 

[Hojoon]

Good Lord.

 

[vodrake]

What the feck?

I bet some fecker accidently set the font to WingDings, how unprofessional.

 

[langster]

This gets better and better

Surely this is all just an elaborate wind up created to cause tension and interest in transfer deadline day?

 

[Von Mistelroum]

Real Madrid don't have the ability to open files of different types for such occasions? :/

 

[Lennon7]

This gets better and better

Oh my god that's brilliant. Madrid mustn't have got the notification for the Windows 10 update either.

 

[Leg-End]

AS now reporting that Rafa ate the paperwork.

 

[DomesticTadpole]

I have work tomorrow, I shouldn't be up this is great

 

[Redlambs]

Woody encrypted the wrong files eh? Wonder who got the ones he intended to hide?

 

[Crackers]

I'm in a hysterical fit of laughter.

 

[Dobba]

I bet Woody changed the font of the document to Webdings as well just incase they got it open.

 

[Tincanalley]

Real Mad Ride only use Apple Macs.

 

[Skywarden]

What the feck?

Mother of God

 

[FromTheBench]

That site took way too long to load...

No wonder there is discrepancy in time.

 

[shabadu84]

More more more this is fantastic

 

[NinjaFletch]

AS now reporting that Rafa ate the paperwork.

 

[Mali_Zeus]

We sent paperwork on 5 diskettes.

 

[Acquire Me]

This is not serious. Are the guys in Spain idiots?

 

[brian017]

LFP do us all a favour and let this through now, cause you will eventually

 

[Reynoldo]

AS now reporting that Rafa ate the paperwork.

 

[Wednesday at Stoke]

Please tell me Madrid are going to lose Navas and not get de gea either. That would make my day.

 

[Lay]

What the feck?

I used the same excuse to buy some time when handing in an assignment. What do you mean you don't have this obscure format on your system?

 

[Tincanalley]

I have work tomorrow, I shouldn't be up this is great

Same.

 

[saivet]

This gets better and better

fecking hell. And that's why you don't leave it last minute.

 

[Amethyst]

Woodward told them go feck themselves through JavaScript.

 

[DomesticTadpole]

Wasn't saved in 2003-2007

 

[ThanksBoss26]

AS now reporting that Rafa ate the paperwork.

 

[Jagga7]

This gets better and better

. Most of us have encounted this problem before

 

[Richard Cranium]

I hope it hasn't gone through and we refuse to even let him play in the reserves. Considering we invested so much time, money and resources into him from the age of nineteen to make him the player he is today he has acted nothing short of a cnut.

He should've signed a deal a year ago when negotiations opened and allowed us to get a fair price for him but no, he wanted to play silly games and suck off Perez's proverbial phallic instrument so he can go and cry into the woven fabric of his special Polyester suit, the prick.

 

[mikey_d]

This gets better and better

United being cheap skates again using OpenOffice rather than word and forgetting to save as .docx rather than .odt.

 

[Raoul]

So this is basically an administrative cock up on Madrid's end. Excellent.

 

[FromTheBench]

 

[zlatan_ish]

This gets better and better

I'm laughing my tits off.... jeebus

 

[Alock1]

I hope it hasn't gone through and we refuse to even let him play in the reserves. Considering we invested so much time, money and resources into him from the age of nineteen to make him the player he is today he has acted nothing short of a cnut.

He should've signed a deal a year ago when negotiations opened and allowed us to get a fair price for him but no, he wanted to play silly games and suck off Perez's proverbial phallic instrument so he can go and cry into the woven fabric of his special Polyester suit, the prick.

You're the sort of person who punches a wall to fix problems aren't you?

 

[Earthquake]

I don't know what FIFA transfer matching system is, maybe they should put it in football manager, but is the rules the time the documents are sent or the time they are received?

It is in Football Manager. If you start a transfer too late in deadline day, and it goes past midnight before being confirmed, the deal gets cancelled.

 

[red_devil83]

This is the gift that keeps on giving! Hilarious

 

[zlatan_ish]

More like FIFA have jumped the gun with their Windows 10 upgrade

 

[Acquire Me]

.doc and .docx is a bitch in Madrid

 

[FromTheBench]

 

[Cassidy]

This.