Unless he leaves on a free there's no chance they will sell to us.
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He can buy out his contract pretty soon, considering he's on £35 a week we could get him pretty cheap.
Could pay it ourselves and it would still be cheaper for us than a proper transfer.
Thats the only way Burnley get some money for him, isn't it?
Not long till muppet time 
Burnley would get around 200k if he moves abroad.
No wonder he wants a pay rise!
'Pool probably told us to feck right off as soon as Woody mentioned Raheem. Never happening.
I think ourselves, City, Chelsea and Arsenal will have all approached Sterling or his agent in some manner to be honest.
You're kidding, right? He wouldn't improve us at all. He is not a defensive midfielder and as for box to box midfielders, there are better options out there. I hope we stay away.
Van Gaal refused to sign Khedira at Bayern Munchen so I seriously doubt we're after him. Isn't he off to Schalke anyways?
Indeed. Headless chicken with limited effectiveness in either defensive or attacking phases of play. He'd add almost nothing to our side.
Good. Schalke is probably his level, so it wouldn't surprise me if they got him.
Bastards still owe us for Ramon Calliste.
Ooops
No doubt. I don't believe it either, but the whole thing is is pretty funny nonetheless.
My Muppet engine is starting up already
Must......calm.........down.
Must......calm.........down.
Can we get some more tweets in here? Just talking is going on. Every time I see this thread bolded, I get excited for no reason.
Same
Had no idea about that. That being said, there's no way Liverpool would allow him to join us. They'll do everything in their power to stop a potential move.
Just like we tried (and succeeded) to stop Heinze joining Liverpool.
Don't think we'll get him, but will be fun to watch the Liverpool fans squirm as we pursue him.
Here's an idea. Don't get excited when you see new posts in this thread since historically, most tweets in here have been complete BS.
None of the tweets have, so far we've got swapping Verrati for di Maria
, Depay who everyone will probably want to sell this time next year, Dybala who is not the next Aguero and Sterling who would never comeI'd say about 0.5% of the tweets have some substance. Given that only about 1 in 10 posts have tweets in them, you should get a solid tweet about 1 in every 2,000 times the thread is bumped. So approximately five times since the thread started.
So... for every 2000 clicks, you get genuine excitement only once.
The ratio of genuine excitement to number of times you click on the thread can be improved by;
-Fewer posts talking about random bollocks
-Fewer posts complaining about posts about random bollocks
-Fewer tweets by known bullshitters
We can't be sure what the the optimum number of posts complaining about random bollocks is, as that simultaneously affects the total post count (increased) and the number of posts talking about random bollocks (decreased). I'd say we need fewer though.
Apologies for adversely affecting the ratio of genuine excitement to number of times you click on this thread with this post.
So... for every 2000 clicks, you get genuine excitement only once.
The ratio of genuine excitement to number of times you click on the thread can be improved by;
-Fewer posts talking about random bollocks
-Fewer posts complaining about posts about random bollocks
-Fewer tweets by known bullshitters
We can't be sure what the the optimum number of posts complaining about random bollocks is, as that simultaneously affects the total post count (increased) and the number of posts talking about random bollocks (decreased). I'd say we need fewer though.
Apologies for adversely affecting the ratio of genuine excitement to number of times you click on this thread with this post.
Ironic.
Sean Carroll @seankyaroru 14m14 minutes ago
FC Tokyo star Yoshinori Muto set for Chelsea. Record fee for an Asian player believed to have been agreed between the clubs for summer move.
I never heard of the player or writer but, a Football writer on my timeline retweeted this. Interesting if true.
FC Tokyo star Yoshinori Muto set for Chelsea. Record fee for an Asian player believed to have been agreed between the clubs for summer move.
I never heard of the player or writer but, a Football writer on my timeline retweeted this. Interesting if true.
If true.....this transfer would never happen if Yokohama wouldn't be Chelsea's future shirt sponsor.
Could be somehow involved. From the little I've seen of this guy he's not good enough.
Reasonably well built with solid technique but he's not terribly quick and I don't think he's good enough or has enough potential to play for Chelsea. Especially since he's like 22.
Or I've got the wrong player
Not sure if this guy's tweets are even worthy of a post. Seems more tabloid than anything else.
SkySports and ESPN reporting similar news.
http://www1.skysports.com/football/...dgers-admits-concern-of-summer-transfer-plans
http://www.espnfc.co.uk/liverpool/s...summer-transfer-window-admits-brendan-rodgers
I was mainly talking about his previous tweets about a United transfer exclusive.
Makes sense as they are getting new sponorship deal with Japanese tyer manafucturer.
You got one in mind? For research purposes...
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