Moyes is in Munich watching.
Toni Kroos | Madridista
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Didn't Moyes already say he's been on the phone to loads of players who are dying to join United? If that isn't tapping players up...
Moyes is in Munich!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
More an average player at Bremen. It is his first year he often gets into a starting formation. Defensive midfield.
Is that gross misconduct... can we sack him?
That sounds like some gay sex thing going on
But it's Hartlepool Utd
You could ask Freddie Mercury if he wasnt dead.. He used to like Munchen alot..
You are talking about conservative Munich and not Cologne.
I hope he was there to see how a top team should really play and not the shit his team is producing
For the record, Cologne is a catholic pillar and, if such a thing is possible, more bigoted than the whole of bavaria ever was. Munich is also very possibly the gay capital of europe
And, if i was Kroos, Moyes would have to convince me *very* hard of Uniteds attractions, at the moment. He would also have to convince me he will still be there at the start of the new season to get my autograph on a contract.
Imagine if Moyes gets sacked and Kroos comes out publicly and says "I rescind my pre contract with United, I was only joining because Moyes sold me his plans"
I'd be banging my head against a wall while masterbating furiously, crying and laughing at the same time.
I'd be banging my head against a wall while masterbating furiously, crying and laughing at the same time.
A truly terrifying image to take with me to bed. Goodnight.
I think if that happened it would cause some sort of paradox and break the universe.
Edit: Not your furious masterbation session.
Jeez, Moyes already seems to have racked up more airmiles here than Fergie did in 10 years. Fire him.
I disagree... convincing kroos we will get a decent manager in next year might be a better way to convince him
Toni Kroos's brother "We have talked about it already (the offer from United). Manchester United has been my dream club since my childhood. However, I haven't advised him anything. He can make his own decisions. There are worse situations one can find himself in.
Hitler is dead
Let's buy Felix, he seems like a nice guy.
Moyes really likes attending lots of games, doesn't he? Hopefully he will be able to deploy in our team some attractive football he comes across while doing so...Sigh
job hunting? (Fingers crossed)
Maybe he's building up his CV as a scout?
"So tell me David, who did you 'discover'"
"Well, there's been quite a few, I uncovered Fabregas last summer, Juan Mata this January and I'm sure I've found an absolute gem in Toni Kroos, he plays for Bayern Munich and I'm sure he's going to be a big player"
*Grins*
My bad. Posted at 5AM, was just in the door after roughly four hundred and eighty-seven pints. It was completely new information to me and I was doing well not to vomit on the keyboard, never mind check had it already been posted.
I really hope we have other irons in the fire as it looks we are just getting played here.
fecks sake
It's On
So it's KroON ?
Please no Jokes about signing Kroos's brother.
You mean aside from the 3 or 4 of them which have already been posted in this thread?
I should of known.It wouldn't look out of place at OT. After all we did signed Johan Cruyff's son and Gary Neville's brother.
Kroos is a class player, so good that you don't even need to go the stadium to watch him live.
I just hope his brother coming out and saying what he said isn't some sort of ploy to get Bayern to reward Kroos with a new contract.
I reckon Moyes will fall for it but it clearly is in my view. If Bayern want to keep him, they will.
Can't get Toni, we might as well get Felix!
Or we could just do a Hazard and offer his brother a contract as well!
Apparently Toni Kroos' brother has said something about the matter:
"We have talked about it already (the offer from United). Manchester United has been my dream club since my childhood. However, I haven't advised him anything. He can make his own decisions. There are worse situations one can find himself in."
Well, Somebody had to...
"We have talked about it already (the offer from United). Manchester United has been my dream club since my childhood. However, I haven't advised him anything. He can make his own decisions. There are worse situations one can find himself in."
Well, Somebody had to...
Curse you Felix! Why can't you be Toni......................or good at football!
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