I've suffered from a crisis in confidence this morning, fellow muppets. I'm in a state of fear and dread, as I feel Thiago will decide to stay at Barcelona. Hopefully this is just a bad day.
Thiago Alcantara | Signed for Bayern Munich
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How's your Thiag-o-meter?
After reading the obvious WUM by Cider mine is at about 35 %.
I hope the mods do the honorable thing and ban the feck out of him.
After reading the obvious WUM by Cider mine is at about 35 %.
I hope the mods do the honorable thing and ban the feck out of him.
I trust Cider with my life.
Cocks out tomorrow morning then.
Cocks out tomorrow morning then.
Cider's wum is pretty decent. Will get loads of desperate fools believing it.
garay is poor, we don't need another cb. As to strootman looks very underwhelming a wengeresque buy.
A Wenger-esque buy? You mean a creative, technically competent midfielder who can pass? Oh noes!
I'm not the only one reporting it.
Alcantara and Strootman are done; Garay not far behind.
Why would ciderman WUM the football forums and get banned? Wouldn't make sense.
Stop it! You're ruining it!
You appeal to my weak spot, the desperation for a real CM. It's cruel, is what it is.
If a press conference gets called in tomorrow, only for Leon Osman to be unveiled...
You appeal to my weak spot, the desperation for a real CM. It's cruel, is what it is.
If a press conference gets called in tomorrow, only for Leon Osman to be unveiled...
United.no, the norwegian supporter club are saying that they heard from their sources that Thiago will leave Barcelona and join us. Could be bullshit though, but I guess they got some god sources.
There won't be any press conference, just an official announcement; I'm told the club wants to wait for Garay but is eager to announce Tiago and Strootman in any event.
Concerning medicals, press conferences and pictures with players holding shirts I've no idea; that's not gonna happen tomorrow though is my guess.
Their source is Ciderman.
Also, are you Thiago? If so, I like your username. And I will.
Also, are you Thiago? If so, I like your username. And I will.
I have no idea why we're getting another CB mind... we already have 5 very good/excellent ones.
Unless this is the final confirmation of Phil Jones - Midfielder.
Unless this is the final confirmation of Phil Jones - Midfielder.
If their source is Ciderman, this will end in tears!
Well, if it's a god, it sounds promising. Which one?
I hope it's Thor. It better not be Loki.
It's fecking bound to end in tears.
I bet you we'll end up with Marouane Fellaini and Shaun Derry.
I bet you we'll end up with Marouane Fellaini and Shaun Derry.
He would be the best source to have in fairness.
Only he knows.
Wait, does this mean Ronaldo's wrapped up as well?
Ronaldo and Leon Osman.
Wait, does this mean Ronaldo's wrapped up as well?
Ronaldo and Leon Osman.
If Ciderman is correct then my Thiago-meter is 100%
This is kind like muppetry level 1,000. I like this Cider, your muppet skills are on another level to the rest of us
They got a daily rumor column on united.no and they never take part in that themselves. But today they did. Could be something going on, because they are very strict about wum.
My Ramsey-o-meter was at 100 % when we announced him on the official website.
I'm not touching my dick (again) until I see him stroll out on OT in a United shirt.*
*It's too sore.
I'm not touching my dick (again) until I see him stroll out on OT in a United shirt.*
*It's too sore.
Imagine if these transfers (just by random happenstance) do get announced tomorrow... Cider will be revered like a deity.
Who else is pressing f5 like a madman?
I am. It's insane really. Every fecking sommer the same thing happens.
In one way it would be a shame if this tripe announcement happened. I'd rather portion out the sagas over the summer. No use missing tons of refreshing and pure transfer muppetry.
In one way it would be a shame if this tripe announcement happened. I'd rather portion out the sagas over the summer. No use missing tons of refreshing and pure transfer muppetry.
It'll be a shame to see Cider banned. That said, the WUM is utterly shameless, and he should get banned so hard that it's like he never even existed.
Brilliant find by my work mateYash @Lord_Nemanja
Apparently someone on the caf claims Strootman, Thiago and Garay will be announced together tomorrow.
Im pressing "cmd + R" like a mad man...
Maybe this is just Ciders bid for the Greatest ITK Moment in Caf history...
As an aside... what is the greatest ITK moment in caf history currently?!
As an aside... what is the greatest ITK moment in caf history currently?!
Yash @Lord_Nemanja
Apparently someone on the caf claims Strootman, Thiago and Garay will be announced together tomorrow.
Oh Cider what have you done? Twitter is going to explode with this now and it will all end in tears!
Yash @Lord_Nemanja
Apparently someone on the caf claims Strootman, Thiago and Garay will be announced together tomorrow.
it will probably make Goal.com and and The Sun next.already has.
Cider - is this WUM going to go well? Why, cider, why? You know what happens with WUMs.
Yash @Lord_Nemanja
Apparently someone on the caf claims Strootman, Thiago and Garay will be announced together tomorrow.
We should spread this. "A reliable source on a popular United forum"
I'd say Cockneyhammer's Tevez-info was pretty great. He predicted the excact timing of West Ham's announcement we had agreed a deal for the cnut.
Yash @Lord_Nemanja
Apparently someone on the caf claims Strootman, Thiago and Garay will be announced together tomorrow.
Thats quite impressive... if I remember, that came as quite a surprise at the time, but then I wasn't a frequenter of transfer/United forums back then.
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