Trump discovered water on the moon. No other president has done more for space exploration than Trump.
The Trump Presidency | Biden Inaugurated
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Space water, brought to you by Space Force.
Trump: "Guys, any chance the water is yellow or yellow-ish?"
Trump would lobby for his brand name on the side of the exploration vehicles, and ask if he could buy rights to build the biggest hotel in outer space.
Isn't the whole point that early voting is going to skew towards Dems/Biden with Trump/GOP making up the difference on the actual day?
As he got something up his sleeves that would make someone change their minds?
Trump really should've checked Trump's history of ripping people off before lending money to Trump.
How could he not? He was told that Trump only makes the best deals.
Scene: A cafe. One table is occupied by a group of Vikings with horned helmets on. A man and his wife enter.
Man (Eric Idle): You sit here, dear.
Wife (Graham Chapman in drag): All right.
Man (to Waitress): Morning!
Waitress (Terry Jones, in drag as a bit of a rat-bag): Morning!
Man: Well, what've you got?
Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and trump; egg bacon and trump; egg bacon sausage and trump; trump bacon sausage and trump; trump egg trump trump bacon and trump; trump sausage trump trump bacon trump tomato and trump;
Vikings (starting to chant): Trump trump trump trump...
Waitress: ...trump trump trump egg and trump; trump trump trump trump trump trump baked beans trump trump trump...
Vikings (singing): Trump! Lovely trump! Lovely trump!
Waitress: ...or Lobster Thermidor au Crevette with a Mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and trump.
Wife: Have you got anything without trump?
Waitress: Well, there's trump egg sausage and trump, that's not got much trump in it.
Wife: I don't want ANY trump!
Man: Why can't she have egg bacon trump and sausage?
Wife: THAT'S got trump in it!
Man: Hasn't got as much trump in it as trump egg sausage and trump, has it?
Vikings: Trump trump trump trump (crescendo through next few lines)
Wife: Could you do the egg bacon trump and sausage without the trump then?
Waitress: Urgghh!
Wife: What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like trump!
Vikings: Lovely trump! Wonderful trump!
Waitress: Shut up!
[...]
Man (Eric Idle): You sit here, dear.
Wife (Graham Chapman in drag): All right.
Man (to Waitress): Morning!
Waitress (Terry Jones, in drag as a bit of a rat-bag): Morning!
Man: Well, what've you got?
Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and trump; egg bacon and trump; egg bacon sausage and trump; trump bacon sausage and trump; trump egg trump trump bacon and trump; trump sausage trump trump bacon trump tomato and trump;
Vikings (starting to chant): Trump trump trump trump...
Waitress: ...trump trump trump egg and trump; trump trump trump trump trump trump baked beans trump trump trump...
Vikings (singing): Trump! Lovely trump! Lovely trump!
Waitress: ...or Lobster Thermidor au Crevette with a Mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and trump.
Wife: Have you got anything without trump?
Waitress: Well, there's trump egg sausage and trump, that's not got much trump in it.
Wife: I don't want ANY trump!
Man: Why can't she have egg bacon trump and sausage?
Wife: THAT'S got trump in it!
Man: Hasn't got as much trump in it as trump egg sausage and trump, has it?
Vikings: Trump trump trump trump (crescendo through next few lines)
Wife: Could you do the egg bacon trump and sausage without the trump then?
Waitress: Urgghh!
Wife: What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like trump!
Vikings: Lovely trump! Wonderful trump!
Waitress: Shut up!
[...]
Fixed that for you.
Same coin, different sides depending on tax situation.
Federal Judge Rejects Attorney General Barr’s Attempt to Defend Trump Against Rape Accuser’s Defamation Lawsuit
https://lawandcrime.com/awkward/fed...ump-against-rape-accusers-defamation-lawsuit/
Not going so well for his lackey General.
https://lawandcrime.com/awkward/fed...ump-against-rape-accusers-defamation-lawsuit/
Not going so well for his lackey General.
Surreal seeing Trump leave another interview 30 years ago.
"I thought your demeanour was inaccurate" 
Once a moron, always a moron.
Once a moron, always a moron.
He walked out of an ESPN 30 for 30 segment on the USFL and sent this autographed letter.
https://deadspin.com/donald-trump-goes-all-bitchcakes-on-a-third-rate-espn-5370591
https://deadspin.com/donald-trump-goes-all-bitchcakes-on-a-third-rate-espn-5370591
He walked out of an ESPN 30 for 30 segment on the USFL and sent this autographed letter.
https://deadspin.com/donald-trump-goes-all-bitchcakes-on-a-third-rate-espn-5370591
He’s obsessed by sending sharpie written responses. Either on a received letter or a torned out article. There are so many stories like this one!
He’s an actual stupid person. It’s astonishing anyone can think he’s clever."I thought your demeanour was inaccurate"
Once a moron, always a moron.
My aunt is obsessed with him, thinks he's amazing and so smart. She also told me her cats were cut in half and the blood drained out, claiming the new people across the street are probably killing her cats to prepare for hunting season - then tossing the carcasses where she can find them. Disregard the wild dogs and coyotes roaming the area, they wouldn't dare rip a cat apart.
There is a lot to unpack in your comment.
Here's more for ya - she's part of one of those civilian patrol things that work alongside cops but have zero authority. I guess it's like a real-world LARP.
Haha. And the irony is that most cops I know/met seem to think those civilian patrols are a pain in the ass.
Sad thing is that his fans probably think he "showed that fake news reporter!".
Ah yes - it does fit the conspiracy narrative.
In the nicest possible way your aunt is a crazy woman.
He walked out of an ESPN 30 for 30 segment on the USFL and sent this autographed letter.
https://deadspin.com/donald-trump-goes-all-bitchcakes-on-a-third-rate-espn-5370591
P.S. You are a loser
He really is fecking hilarious and an absolutely pathetic excuse for a man. He's a coward and he's clearly insane. However, what's not funny is he became President and that people like and vote for him. They worship him. That says more about the state of the USA than it does about him tbh.
Anyone else notice how angry his writing style is? His signature is hilarious but very angry. It all still irks me though, especially the use of capitals all the time except for the odd lower case letters thrown in. All the i's are lower case and all most of the e's too.
To be fair to Trump his farewell tour is getting decent crowds for him to wave bye bye to.
The crowd at his Lansing rally today were supposedly chanting "lock her up" when he brought up the governor. They're like real life charicatures of those lemurs in the Madagascar movie that follow around King Julien.
He/they did the same at a rally elsewhere in MI a week or so ago. Meanwhile - the dude they're cheering has literally been robbing the United Stated taxpayer coffers for millions and millions over the years and that's just dandy.
Perfectly normal.
Olbermann vs. Trump #15: The 50 Worst Trump Atrocities
Meanwhile, the average Jane/Joe would be fecked one way or another if they didn't pay their vehicle loan.
Same crowds would feel at home at a WWE venue. Which in some ways, it is.
Whilst I take your general point and I don't mean to drag the thread back a day to a tangential matter but how is "I support your right to be happy if it doesn't infringe on my happiness" a conservative value? Conservatism is the maintenance of the status quo and the protection of perceived traditional values. Therefore, if that conflicts with that which makes another happy the position you take above does not hold.
Kinda odd that the reporter goes straight in for a hand sniff after shaking Trump's...
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