I think I know why this game has to be stopped all the time. Americans have such a short concentration span that they can't be expected to concentrate for more than 30 seconds on something. That's why they don't like our kind of football, it's 90 minutes with only one break. So they follow this pile of shit that is american football instead. Every 30 seconds they need to take a break to eat some pizza or popcorn, or their brain will explode.
The Super Bowl Thread
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Nice hit.
It's nice of them to introduce themselves while the games going on...It feels so personal already...D'you think they get friction burns from rubbing their trousers against each others?...
Will bobby boucher turn uo at half time to win it for the muddogs?
Manning is getting far too much time in the pocket, Saints need to stop that
Yawn. It's because this game is based on play calls not running with a ball at one's feet trying to score. The lengthy tv timeouts and two minute warnings are a bit aggravating.
This is where Sky got that ridiculous idea with the Premier League players live presentation thing. I love how you can see that Rooney think it's a pile of shit when he comes up..
Manning has started great.
If the Colts win today I believe they will be the first NFL champion in league history to finish last in rushing yards.
Do we raly need to be reminded of their names every 30 fecking seconds?
OMG!!!!
what the feck is going on? Some men in spandex fell on some other men in spandex...Sorry this is incredibly awful, I'm gonna write my articles...toodles
what the feck is going on? Some men in spandex fell on some other men in spandex...Sorry this is incredibly awful, I'm gonna write my articles...toodles
I am already confused, I'm just waiting for the who.
Like when Scholes passes to Valencia who's cross evades Rooney and lands at the feet of Nani who skies his shot over the bar?
I think everyone are doing that phelans. It's all about the half-time entertainment.
We've got a long wait
I know, but going off the taster earlier it'll be worth it.
Guys in spandex.
I dont even know what the score is 
feck Yeah!!!....but, you know, before the game is generally better than during it I always think..
Oh, it's an advert now...whoo hooooo!!!!! YEAH!!....feck YEAH!!...Oh no, now we're in the studio??..What?...eh?
Oh sweaty baby jesus this is excruciating, they're playing Pirates of the Caribbean music now!!....OK, I'm going to write about football, if anyone wants to read about football...like, the one where they kick a ball with their feet, you can go here
Where are they now? – United’s Treble winners of ‘99 | FootballFanCast.com
Or here maybe..
Oscar Pye-Jeary | FootballFanCast.com
sorry, but it's hard to plug my articles on this site without annoying Niall
I don't even know who's who...
Time to go to sleep. I've made enough fun of this pile of shit already.
Time to go to sleep. I've made enough fun of this pile of shit already.
That was a dreadful Super Bowl Shuffle remake.
Why are there wrestling referees everywhere?
That's to stop the players getting chairs out and whacking the opposition with them
Spear!!!
I could have caught that.
I don't know.. why are they suddenly cutting to pundit analysis in the middle of play?
It'll be like watching United, and in the middle of game stop it to have Jamie Redknapp explain with arrows how United's midfield worked together during the last attack..
And missing the next attack.
Okay seriously a quarter is ten minutes and these are the second adverts in that time
wtf is going on, i am assuming it's a purely strategy based game, do they get a set amount of 'plays' each or summat?
WE GOT A FIRST DOWN! GET IN!
Shit sport.
But it's not a game of 2x45, it's a game of separate plays. You can't compare it to football.
And missing the next attack.
Okay seriously a quarter is ten minutes and these are the second adverts in that time
15minutes a quarter
That's no better, we manage 45 minutes + without these ad breaks.
Su'abowl
Sorry, did we just have an advert for Half Time before Half Time?...Did we really?..
Classic....Alan Partridge has nothing on this
It's 3-0 by the way, who scored?
Classic....Alan Partridge has nothing on this
It's 3-0 by the way, who scored?
Is there anything which isn't sponsored in American football?
The Doritos Half-Time report
The Bud aerial shots
The Bridgestone Halftime show
The Doritos Half-Time report
The Bud aerial shots
The Bridgestone Halftime show
My favourite team in the final always loses. And to be honest, I can't see the Saints coming from 3-0 down to win this.
It's like that in all American sports. Even Poker.
This is a load of wank.
Im going to bed.
Im going to bed.
Sorry, did we just have an advert for Half Time before Half Time?...Did we really?..
Classic....Alan Partridge has nothing on this
It's 3-0 by the way, who scored?
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