The Super Bowl Thread

Hope it's a good game. I'm going to be tired in work tomorrow, what time does this finish?
 
CantonasWife said:
I rate Mockneys post..

This hasn't started yet but I watched England v Wales rugby the other day and I'm rating that well over this already...
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England vs Wales is an important annual event.

It decides my proclaimed nationality for the forthcoming twelve months
 
Mockney said:
For anyone trying to watch the BBC interactive beginners guide, don't bother...they're constantly trying to compare it to Rugby, and all that will do will give you a new found appreciation for Rugby...which is never a good thing for anyone. So let me help you out...

Basically it's throwing and catching in heavy armour, and you get points for doing all sorts of pointless shit in various areas (imagine getting a goal for tackling someone in the penalty area...stupid yeah?...Yeah) or for conversions, which are a bit like Rugby conversions but not from those pesky difficult angles, from straight in front of the posts...Now, it's different since the opposition get to rush you, but since you're kicking it between some posts 20ft above their heads, that really makes absolutely no difference what so ever, unless you're shit at kicking an egg, or incredibly stupid

...and all this just so the audience don't get bored. Then, just to make sure they aren't bored between possibly getting bored, which is very likely, there are constant breaks in play to get beers, and then in this particular match, a rock concert, in case you nod off between getting a beer and being bored when no points are scored for doing nothing worthy of achievement or talent, which is again very likely cos it's so utterly ridiculous..(I would say pointless, but since you get points for being fat in a specific area, that wouldn't be true)....So there you go. That\s really all you need to know

No need to thank me Handegg fans, I've saved you from being annoyed by proper football fans who're viewing this thread....

Anyway, enjoy your rock concert, sorry, handegg game :D
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Just in case anyone missed this concise beginners guide before we start the import business of tossing a fecking coin

Dick Le Beau and Russ Grimm have to be quick cos they're needed back on the set of a shit soap opera urgently
 
EdWeatherall said:
How was Jerry Rice not in the Hall of Fame already
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For some stupid reason the American sports leagues make players wait five full years post retirement (NHL is three years). Only the NHL waived their rule in the past, for Gretzky and Mario.

The 2010 NFL HOF class is possibly the greatest ever.
 
Why did they need like 4 players from each team for a fecking coin toss???
 
MrMarcello said:
For some stupid reason the American sports leagues make players wait five full years post retirement (NHL is three years). Only the NHL waived their rule in the past, for Gretzky and Mario.

The 2010 NFL HOF class is possibly the greatest ever.
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Thought it might be something like that.

Go on then, who are the NHL ones
 
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