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Highly respected and sought after Blackburn Rovers manager Akash has labeled Sunderland manager MJJ a 'fecking disgrace' in an astonishing attack at a pre-season press conference. Relations between the two clubs have always been scratchy given Sunderland's long standing and very public pursuit of rising star Nabil Fekir. The latest outburst comes on the back of a 8m + Johnny Evans bid for Blackburn Rovers main stay Nicolas Otamendi, a bid that has been described as 'disgusting' in many quarters.

It was the max my chairmen let's me bid and I pmed you to discuss a potential deal.

Seriously what is this? Make unfounded claims against Mjj day?
 
Also Forest are breaching the FFP by bidding for many players despite having a squad of 50... I think the punishment should be to auction their hottest youngster to all teams in the league beginning with W...
 
I don't want your decrepit old players for Ronaldo. I want young players.

fecking Chelsea
 
Götze: Ronaldo is poison

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Manchester United forward Mario Götze has launched an astonishing attack on former teammate Cristiano Ronaldo, saying he is glad that Ronaldo is no longer at the club, and that Ronaldo's departure paved the way for United's treble season.

"Ronaldo could have destroyed United. You'd think that having the best two players in the world at one club would be a great thing, but it wasn't. No matter where manager Damien played him, he wasn't delivering in terms of goals, and though we won three trophies in the three seasons he was here, I attribute that to Leo. 61 goals, 40 assists in 105 apps compared to Ronaldo's 26 goals and 22 assists in 91 appearances. Leo is El Fenómeno. Legend."

"Just look at this season. Leo's earned 39 goals in the league alone compared to Ronaldo's 13. I scored more than him and I'm not a striker! Spurs have finished this season outside of the European places which is pathetic with the players they have. You need players to stand tall and make a statement, not shirk into the background. I'm not surprised they're selling Ronaldo. He's a stain to any club he's at, and I hope never to see him again other than the two games each season."

Disclaimer: The views above are of the player alone. Manchester United nor the manager condone the statements and won't comment.
 
Nasri and McCarthy: "Pretty sure the manager hates us"
 
BREAKING NEWS

The mighty Wolverhampton Wanderers have offered a formal partnership to Manchester United after the successful loan spell Raphaël Guerreiro had at the Division 2 champions last season. The latter is a popular choice at the Molineux and our sources confirm that an enquiry has already been made on his availability for another season-long loan at the newly promoted Wolves. @LitterBug, a boyhood United fan, is believed to have promised first team football for all United loanees and first purchase option on the unlimited supply of young talent coming through the Wolves ranks. The newly crowned treble winners manager @Damien was unavailable for comment but a source close to the club has confirmed that "they are assessing all options".
 
BREAKING NEWS

Soccermanager sources claim Ronaldo is nearing a move to Everton with only minor details left to be ironed out.
 
I watched pointless few times when I was home ill. Was alright. It is true though, no one gives a feck about Ronaldo, Pardo is where its at :lol:
 
Club statement

First of all, we'd like to state how impressed we are with what Wolverhampton Wanderers have achieved this season. To snatch the title like that on goal difference on the final day of the season, finishing ahead of Liverpool who were leading Division 2 by a large margin at one point is incredible. And we're proud that our player, Raphael Guerreiro played a part in the title.

We are, however, disappointed in Wolverhampton Wanderers leaking the partnership proposal to us, just hours after their first approach to us. We're a club that likes to do things quietly, only announcing when deals are actually done, and we feel that the leak was a move designed to try and put pressure on us as a club, which is unfortunate.

We'd also like to state that we have been approached by a number of clubs over the past few weeks, who have attempted to get 88 rated players on loan, and we've remained steadfast in our assertion that we won't be loaning out 88 rated players and won't go back on that. The only exception to this is Bristol City, who secured the coup loan transfer of Andre Gomes, expected to rise to 89, for next season. This is something that had been agreed on for a while.

In the interest of keeping everything in the open so some won't be disappointed, below is a list of everyone in the Manchester United squad and their availability for next season. If anything has changed, please let us know.

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So apologies to Wolverhampton Wanderers, we're not looking to getting into a partnership at this point in time and would like to wish you the best next season in the top flight.
 
Have they always updated the jerseys?
 
Tottenham Hotspur have sold Cristiano RONALDO to Everton on a deal believed to be around 15,000,000 plus Toni KROOS and Moura LUCAS.

In an exclusive interview Everton manager The Stain was quoted as saying "I've been compared to Levy. Big-Red is like fecking Florentino Perez".
 
Tottenham Hotspur have sold Cristiano RONALDO to Everton on a deal believed to be around 15,000,000 plus Toni KROOS and Moura LUCAS.

In an exclusive interview Everton manager The Stain was quoted as saying "I've been compared to Levy. Big-Red is like fecking Florentino Perez".

Pfft, nothing on my dealings.
 
Damien: Tottenham Hotspur will challenge for the title next season

In a rare interview, Manchester United manager Damien has said that he believes that Tottenham Hotspur will challenge for the title next season.

"The squad they have had has constantly underachieved in the past, but I honestly believe selling Ronaldo was the best thing for them, and to get Kroos and Lucas in return is incredible. This is the team they could field:

Buffon (94)

Bonucci (92) Alonso (95) Cesar (91)

Callejon (91) Kroos (94) de Rossi (94) Khedira (92) Alaba (93)

Sanchez (93) Benzema (94)​

That team is superior to the team which won the title this season, and their squad depth is okay. Only problem for them will be when Buffon retires. In my opinion he should have sacked Buffon off and blooded Ter Stegen as a first teamer. Spurs managed to finish 12th with Ronaldo in the squad. Having Lucas and Kroos in their squad is just what they need to finish top four at a minimum. If they don't manage that, Spurs are a failure. They need silverware next season."
 
Everton sign Ronaldo!

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After 4 days of intense negotiations, Everton finally get their man. Cristiano Ronaldo will mingle amongst scousers next season. Kroos and Lucas have been sacrificed and will play for Spurs next season. We caught up with The Stain for a brief interview:

"- Tell us about the deal.

- I'm very happy that Ronaldo will lead the line next season, although it came at a great cost for us. Man Utd bid a ridiculous amount which forced us to act quickly. Damien's bid cost us 15 million. My chairman slipped up and offered Lucas instead of Walcott which was also a miscalculation. All in all, muchly pleased.

- Any more transfers for Everton before the new season starts?

- It's widely known we are looking for a right back. As for selling players, there will only be one or two going.

- What interest is there for your players?

- There is still big interest for a few of our important players but i won't let anyone of them leave.


 
The mighty Wolves are dissapointed in Manchester United's decision to turn down a partnership with the club however since leaking the news of the partnership and the flurry of offers to take on loanees from other clubs, the club immediately changed their policy and will not be taking anyone on loan for this season.
 
Alright lads! So when I added your clubs to the table I wrote down your value/players/avg value down. We're almost hitting the new season so here's a quick update of every clubs progress since you were added to the table. MK Dons have a rough value of 214m, so if he hasn't recalled his remaining loan i'll add him on anyway (the loan is a 75 rated player). I'll do the final update before I sleep tonight.

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Right, i'm keeping hold of my players now. Got a bit pissed off at people under valuing them, i'm not Manchester United (the real one, not Damiens). So don't expect me to sell them for feck all. All players rated 87+ are now made unavailable for transfer.

Feel free to contact me if you have sensible offers. :)