Gaming The SM RedCafe League

[Damien]

1. Finished second to a formidable Everton side
2. Last 16 in the Cup, Round 1 in the Shield
3. Won Charity Shield, Super Cup and Champions Cup
4. Six points

Targets for next season:

1. Finish in Top 4
2. Last 16 in either Cup or Shield
3. Win a trophy
4. Get at least four points against Hereford FC

Revised targets for next season (assuming agreed transfers with Wino and CJ go through):

1. Finish in Top 12
2. Third round in either Cup or Shield
3. Get at least three points against Hereford FC

 

[Ravelation]

Targets for next season:

1. Finish in Top 8
2. Last 16 in either Cup or Shield
3. Get to a Quarter Final
4. Get at 2 wins against either Man Utd, Everton, Arsenal or Cardiff

 

[Damien]

Spoiler: major honours

Now there are three sides on 14 trophies. @Ravelation will likely hit 15 tonight.

 

[Ravelation]

Spoiler: major honours

Now there are three sides on 14 trophies. @Ravelation will likely hit 15 tonight.

If by hit you mean, 'punch with frustration after seeing my team battered in another final loss', then yes, you are correct.

 

[Damien]

Dominated the Super Cup but lost 3:0. Congrats Darlington.

Oblak (95)

Trent (93) Van Dijk (96) Ramos (95) Alaba (94)
Eriksen (92)↓ Kroos (95)
Sancho (92) -- Pulisic (91)↓ -- Sterling (94)
Mbappe (95)​

Subs: Gaya (91)↑, Boateng (92), Goretzka (93)↑, Stones (90), Rice (90), Zakaria (91), Brandt (91)
Did not travel: Elvedi (90), Mina (89), Pedri (87), Reyna (86), Bellingham (86)

Key:
= Goal
= Assist
= MOTM
↓ = Subbed off
↑ = Subbed on

Next three games:
MD01: Tottenham Hotspur (H)
CCGAG1: Juventus (H)
MD02: Bournemouth (A)

Manchester United v Darlington fixtures this season

Game	Utd Poss	Darlington Poss	Utd Shots (SoT)	Darlington Shots (SoT)	Utd Goals	Darlington Goals	Utd SoT Conv.	Darlington SoT Conv.
6th February: Utd v Darlington (N - Super Cup)​	57%​	43%​	17 (8)​	8 (5)​	0​	3​	0%​	60%​
Combined​	57%​	43%​	17 (8)​	8 (5)​	0​	3​	0%​	60%​

 

[Damien]

Spoiler: updated major honours

 

[spontaneus1]

Goals for this season:

1. Avoid Relegation
2. Turn a profit
3. Take points off Manchester United

 

[P-Nut]

Goals for the season:

Comfortably avoid relegation 8-12th place finish

 

[Gythio]

Goals for season 23:
1. Qualify for CL
2. Win some silverware
3. Rashford to reach 20 goals in all competitions
4. Finish above Cardiff in the league
5. Win one transfer war

CMON VILLA

 

[BenitoSTARR]

Goals for season 23:
1. Qualify for CL
2. Win some silverware
3. Rashford to reach 20 goals in all competitions
4. Finish above Cardiff in the league
5. Win one transfer war

CMON VILLA

I’m flattered

 

[Damien]

Started the league off with a win - 3:1 against Tottenham Hotspur. Bit concerning that the goals were by defenders/defensive midfielders.

Oblak (95)

Trent (93) Van Dijk (96) Ramos (95) Gaya (91)↓
Zakaria (91)↓ Kroos (95)
Sancho (92) -- Eriksen (92)↓ -- Sterling (94)
Mbappe (95)​

Subs: Alaba (94)↑, Boateng (92)↑, Stones (90), Rice (90), Goretzka (93)↑, Pulisic (91), Mina (89)
Did not travel: Brandt (91), Elvedi (90), Pedri (87), Reyna (86), Bellingham (86)

Key:
= Goal
= Assist
= MOTM
↓ = Subbed off
↑ = Subbed on

Next three games:
CCGAG1: Juventus (H)
MD02: Bournemouth (A)
MD03: Sunderland (A)

Manchester United v Tottenham Hotspur fixtures this season

Game	Utd Poss	Tottenham Poss	Utd Shots (SoT)	Tottenham Shots (SoT)	Utd Goals	Tottenham Goals	Utd SoT Conv.	Tottenham SoT Conv.
7th February: Utd v Tottenham Hotspur​	58%​	42%​	17 (8)​	10 (6)​	3​	1​	37.5%​	16.7%​
Combined​	58%​	42%​	17 (8)​	10 (6)​	3​	1​	37.5%​	16.7%​

 

[Damien]

4:0 win against Juventus. Pedri scores on his Champions Cup debut.

Oblak (95)

Trent (93) Stones (90) Boateng (92)↓ Alaba (94)
Rice (90)↓ Zakaria (91)
Sancho (92) -- Pedri (87)↓ -- Sterling (94)
Mbappe (95)​

Subs: Gaya (91), Ramos (95)↑, Reyna (86)↑, Eriksen (92), Goretzka (93)↑, Pulisic (91), Mina (89)
Injured: Van Dijk (96)
Did not travel: Kroos (95), Brandt (91), Elvedi (90), Bellingham (86)

Key:
= Goal
= Assist
= MOTM
↓ = Subbed off
↑ = Subbed on

Next three games:
MD02: Bournemouth (A)
MD03: Sunderland (A)
CCGAG2: Leipzig (A)

Manchester United v Juventus fixtures this season

Game	Utd Poss	Juventus Poss	Utd Shots (SoT)	Juventus Shots (SoT)	Utd Goals	Juventus Goals	Utd SoT Conv.	Juventus SoT Conv.
8th February: Utd v Juventus​	73%​	27%​	24 (15)​	2 (0)​	4​	0​	26.7%​	N/A​
Combined​	73%​	27%​	24 (15)​	2 (0)​	4​	0​	26.7%​	N/A​

 

[Damien]

1:0 victory away to Bournemouth. Kounde keeps a cleansheet on his debut.

Oblak (95)

Stones (90)↓ Boateng (92) Kounde (90)↓ Alaba (94)
Rice (90)↓ Goretzka (93)
Sancho (92) -- Pulisic (91) -- Sterling (94)
Mbappe (95)​

Subs: Gaya (91), Ramos (95)↑, Van Dijk (96)↑, Trent (93), Zakaria (91), Eriksen (92)↑, Mina (89)
Did not travel: Pedri (87), Reyna (86), Bellingham (86)

Key:
= Goal
= Assist
= MOTM
↓ = Subbed off
↑ = Subbed on

Next three games:
MD03: Sunderland (A)
CCGAG2: Leipzig (A)
MD04: Cardiff City (H)

Manchester United v Bournemouth fixtures this season

Game	Utd Poss	Bournemouth Poss	Utd Shots (SoT)	Bournemouth Shots (SoT)	Utd Goals	Bournemouth Goals	Utd SoT Conv.	Bournemouth SoT Conv.
11th February: Bournemouth v Utd​	57%​	43%​	14 (2)​	9 (0)​	1​	0​	50%​	N/A​
Combined​	57%​	43%​	14 (2)​	9 (0)​	1​	0​	50%​	N/A​

 

[Gythio]

So whos got the lowest squad value here? Must be feeling giddy, looks like there's a juicy Foden draft incoming

 

[Ravelation]

So whos got the lowest squad value here? Must be feeling giddy, looks like there's a juicy Foden draft incoming

oh just **** off
himanshu is the worst, he leaves the team for 2 weeks then comes back on the final day all the time, and now he's gonna give it up while im solitary confinement.
oh just **** off

 

[Gythio]

oh just **** off
himanshu is the worst, he leaves the team for 2 weeks then comes back on the final day all the time, and now he's gonna give it up while im solitary confinement.
oh just **** off

I feel for you, and all this for Tadic of all players. You better pray he logs back in soon.

 

[Ravelation]

I feel for you, and all this for Tadic of all players. You better pray he logs back in soon.

right.

and not only was it Tadic, but a formality. feck.

 

[Ravelation]

and he signs in again... question which redcafe user is himanshu?

 

[Damien]

and he signs in again... question which redcafe user is himanshu?

@Maradona10

 

[infamous7]

@Maradona10

Must sober up from his bender every 3 weeks

 

[Damien]

2:1 victory away to Sunderland.

Oblak (95)

Trent (93) Van Dijk (96) Ramos (95) Gaya (91)↓
Zakaria (91)↓ Alaba (94)
Sancho (92)↓ -- Goretzka (93) -- Sterling (94)
Mbappe (95)​

Subs: Mina (89), Kounde (90)↑, Boateng (92), Stones (90), Pulisic (91), Eriksen (92)↑, Rice (90)↑
Did not travel: Pedri (87), Reyna (86), Bellingham (86)

Key:
= Goal
= Assist
= MOTM
↓ = Subbed off
↑ = Subbed on

Next three games:
CCGAG2: Leipzig (A)
MD04: Cardiff City (H)
MD05: Southend United (A)

Manchester United v Sunderland fixtures this season

Game	Utd Poss	Sunderland Poss	Utd Shots (SoT)	Sunderland Shots (SoT)	Utd Goals	Sunderland Goals	Utd SoT Conv.	Sunderland SoT Conv.
14th February: Utd v Sunderland​	52%​	48%​	16 (6)​	12 (2)​	2​	1​	33.3%​	50%​
Combined​	52%​	48%​	16 (6)​	12 (2)​	2​	1​	33.3%​	50%​

 

[Maradona10]

Y

and he signs in again... question which redcafe user is himanshu?

Yeah i like to feck with people spamming me about foden/ hakimi.
I am like ole, raise your hopes and then step on them leaving just enough life to hope again.

 

[Maradona10]

oh just **** off
himanshu is the worst, he leaves the team for 2 weeks then comes back on the final day all the time, and now he's gonna give it up while im solitary confinement.
oh just **** off

Nice . Who does ravelation hate in the game ? I ll probably sell foden and hakimi to em for base price in cash.

 

[Gythio]

Nice . Who does ravelation hate in the game ? I ll probably sell foden and hakimi to em for base price in cash.

He probably hates me the most honestly

 

[christy87]

Nice . Who does ravelation hate in the game ? I ll probably sell foden and hakimi to em for base price in cash.

Definitely me

 

[BenitoSTARR]

Nice . Who does ravelation hate in the game ? I ll probably sell foden and hakimi to em for base price in cash.

Definitely hates me after being TB’d cos of Tadic

 

[Damien]

3:0 victory away to Leipzig with three of my new signings involved in the goals. Pedri with 2 goals in 2 Champions Cup starts - impressive.

Oblak (95)

Stones (90) Boateng (92) Kounde (90) Gaya (91)
Zakaria (91) Rice (90)↓
Reyna (86)↓ -- Pedri (87)↓ -- Pulisic (91)
Mina (89)​

Subs: Alaba (94), Van Dijk (96), Ramos (95), Trent (93), Sterling (94)↑, Eriksen (92)↑, Mbappe (95)↑
Did not travel: Goretzka (93), Sancho (92), Bellingham (86)

Key:
= Goal
= Assist
= MOTM
↓ = Subbed off
↑ = Subbed on

Next three games:
MD04: Cardiff City (H)
MD05: Southend United (A)
CCGAG3: Villarreal (A)

Manchester United v Leipzig fixtures this season

Game	Utd Poss	Leipzig Poss	Utd Shots (SoT)	Leipzig Shots (SoT)	Utd Goals	Leipzig Goals	Utd SoT Conv.	Leipzig SoT Conv.
15th February: Leipzig v Utd​	72%​	28%​	27 (13)​	7 (0)​	3​	0​	23.1%​	N/A​
Combined​	72%​	28%​	27 (13)​	7 (0)​	3​	0​	23.1%​	N/A​

 

[LungiDevil]

I was wondering what was up with the sudden influx of Foden offers

 

[Ravelation]

Nice . Who does ravelation hate in the game ? I ll probably sell foden and hakimi to em for base price in cash.

please sir go ahead, i hate damien the most because he swung the ban hammer on me

 

[Ravelation]

Nice . Who does ravelation hate in the game ? I ll probably sell foden and hakimi to em for base price in cash.

also incase you misunderstood, i'm not telling you to feck off, i'm saying feck off because it's more misery ontop of my miserable season.

 

[Maradona10]

also incase you misunderstood, i'm not telling you to feck off, i'm saying feck off because it's more misery ontop of my miserable season.

Yeah i did get it, hence wanted to pile on it. Anyways, i aint going anywhere for now.

 

[Ravelation]

So we just accepting max cash for players now that Ravelation can't bid.... can someone please explain which dimension i've landed in?

edit: don't worry, realised i was dreaming.

 

[Damien]

3:1 victory at home to Cardiff City. Gaya injury means I'll be recalling Dest for the cup game.

Oblak (95)

Ramos (95) Boateng (92)↓ Van Dijk (96) Gaya (91)
Zakaria (81)↓ Alaba (94)
Goretzka (93) -- Pulisic (91)↓ -- Sterling (94)
Mbappe (95)​

Subs: Trent (93)↑, Stones (90), Kounde (90), Rice (90), Eriksen (92)↑, Sancho (92)↑, Mina (89)
Did not travel: Pedri (87), Reyna (86), Bellingham (86)

Key:
= Goal
= Assist
= MOTM
↓ = Subbed off
↑ = Subbed on

Next three games:
MD05: Southend United (A)
CCGAG3: Villarreal (A)
LCR1: Brentford (A)

Manchester United v Cardiff City fixtures this season

Game	Utd Poss	Cardiff City Poss	Utd Shots (SoT)	Cardiff City Shots (SoT)	Utd Goals	Cardiff City Goals	Utd SoT Conv.	Cardiff City SoT Conv.
18th February: Utd v Cardiff City​	56%​	44%​	15 (7)​	8 (1)​	3​	1​	42.9%​	100%​
Combined​	56%​	44%​	15 (7)​	8 (1)​	3​	1​	42.9%​	100%​

 

[Damien]

2:0 victory away to Southend United.

Oblak (95)

Stones (90)↓ Van Dijk (96) Ramos (95) Alaba (94)
Zakaria (91)↓ Trent (93)
Goretzka (93) -- Mina (89)↓ -- Sterling (94)
Mbappe (95)​

Subs: Boateng (92), Kounde (90), Eriksen (92)↑, Rice (90), Sancho (92)↑, Pedri (87), Pulisic (91)↑
Injured: Gaya (91)
Did not travel: Dest (87), Reyna (86), Bellingham (86)

Key:
= Goal
= Assist
= MOTM
↓ = Subbed off
↑ = Subbed on

Next three games:
CCGAG3: Villarreal (A)
LCR1: Brentford (A)
MD06: Middlesbrough (H)

Manchester United v Southend United fixtures this season

Game	Utd Poss	Southend Poss	Utd Shots (SoT)	Southend Shots (SoT)	Utd Goals	Southend Goals	Utd SoT Conv.	Southend SoT Conv.
21st February: Southend v Utd​	55%​	45%​	14 (7)​	8 (0)​	2​	0​	28.6%​	N/A​
Combined​	55%​	45%​	14 (7)​	8 (0)​	2​	0​	28.6%​	N/A​

 

[Damien]

3:1 win away to Villarreal.

Oblak (95)

Kounde (90) Van Dijk (96) Boateng (92) Alaba (94)
Zakaria (91)↓ Eriksen (92)↓
Sancho (92)↓ -- Pedri (87) -- Sterling (94)
Mbappe (95)​

Subs: Dest (87), Stones (90), Trent (93)↑, Rice (90)↑, Goretzka (93)↑, Mina (89), Pulisic (91)
Injured: Gaya (91)
Did not travel: Ramos (95), Reyna (86), Bellingham (86)

Key:
= Goal
= Assist
= MOTM
↓ = Subbed off
↑ = Subbed on

Next three games:
LCR1: Brentford (A)
MD06: Middlesbrough (H)
MD07: Fulham (H)

Manchester United v Villarreal fixtures this season

Game	Utd Poss	Villarreal Poss	Utd Shots (SoT)	Villarreal Shots (SoT)	Utd Goals	Villarreal Goals	Utd SoT Conv.	Villarreal SoT Conv.
22nd February: Villarreal v Utd​	58%​	42%​	15 (8)​	7 (1)​	3​	1​	37.5%​	100%​
Combined​	58%​	42%​	15 (8)​	7 (1)​	3​	1​	37.5%​	100%​

 

[Damien]

6:0 victory away to Brentford. Pedri got sent off in the first half but we were 3:0 up by that point.

Oblak (95)

Stones (90)↓ Kounde (90) Boateng (92) Dest (87)
Bellingham (86) Rice (90)↓
Reyna (86)-- Pedri (87) -- Pulisic (91)↓
Mina (89)​

Subs: Ramos (95), Trent (93), Zakaria (91)↑, Eriksen (93)↑, Goretzka (93), Sancho (92)↑, Mbappe (95)
Injured: Gaya (91)
Did not travel: Van Dijk (96), Alaba (94), Sterling (94)

Key:
= Goal
= Assist
= MOTM
↓ = Subbed off
↑ = Subbed on

Next three games:
MD06: Middlesbrough (H)
MD07: Fulham (H)
CCGAG4: Juventus (A)

Manchester United v Brentford fixtures this season

Game	Utd Poss	Brentford Poss	Utd Shots (SoT)	Brentford Shots (SoT)	Utd Goals	Brentford Goals	Utd SoT Conv.	Brentford SoT Conv.
23rd February: Brentford v Utd​	63%​	37%​	21 (11)​	3 (0)​	6​	0​	54.5%​	N/A​
Combined​	63%​	37%​	21 (11)​	3 (0)​	6​	0​	54.5%​	N/A​

 

[Damien]

1 month ban for @The Stain for bidding on Chico CONCEIÇÃO with only cash which has been accepted, while at the squad cap of 61.

 

[Damien]

Manchester United's teenagers league stats

Goalkeepers
Dogan Alemdar (18/73) - 1170 minutes

Defenders
Armel Bella-Kotchap (19/82) - 1333 minutes, 1 goal
Alejandro Gomez (19/70) - 270 minutes

Midfielders
Pedri (18/87) - 1428 minutes, 2 goals, 2 assists
Jude Bellingham (17/86) - 906 minutes, 3 assists
Matheus Martinelli (19/75) - 874 minutes, 1 goal
Luka Sucic (18/75) - 563 minutes, 1 goal, 1 assist
Marco Kana (18/80) - 346 minutes

Attackers
Giovanni Reyna (18/86) - 1334 minutes, 3 goals, 5 assists
Matheus Nascimento (16/70) - 508 minutes, 1 assist
Eddy Salcedo (19/78) - 380 minutes
Dennis Borkowski (19/73) - 189 minutes, 1 goal
Dane Scarlett (16/65) - 1 minute (thanks Mourinho)
Nico Williams (18/73) - 0 minutes
Ferhat Cogalan (18/68) - 0 minutes
Armindo Sieb (18/67) - 0 minutes (had an injury for most of season but has made a few Bayern benches lately)

Not bad on the whole.

 

[The Stain]

1 month ban for @The Stain for bidding on Chico CONCEIÇÃO with only cash which has been accepted, while at the squad cap of 61.

I had accepted bids for both Suarez and Chouiar before bidding so im having none of that

 

[BenitoSTARR]

I had accepted bids for both Suarez and Chouiar before bidding so im having none of that

Accepted bids don’t count. I got done for the same thing first time round.