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[Stobzilla]

2014 Playoffs 1st Round

Kevin Durant will miss 4 games (and then play injured for another 4). Can the Orlando Magic do everyone in the East a huge favour?

Spoiler: Game 1

Lakers altodevil: 5/23/0 (3stl/7blk)​	107​	110​	San Antonio Nobbers: 14/7/0 (3blk)​
Boston hobbers: 22/6/5 (4stl/1blk) Skizzo: 0/0/0 (in 5 min)​	97​	84​	Atlanta​
Cleveland Dr. Dwayne: 27/4/6​	113​	95​	Miami SebJr: 2/1/4 (2stl)​
New York BenitoSTARR: 15/9/6 (10blk) Stobzilla II: 12/13/2​	90​	99​	Brooklyn V.O.: 12/1/9 (2stl)​

Spoiler: Game 2

Lakers altodevil: 5/24/1 (4stl/5blk)​	108​	80​	San Antonio Nobbers: 14/3/0 (5blk)​
Boston hobbers: 9/7/19 (6stl/1blk) Skizzo: 0/0/0 (in 3 min)​	114​	101​	Atlanta​
Cleveland Dr. Dwayne: 6/6/4​	122​	114​	Miami SebJr: 3/1/6​
New York BenitoSTARR: 16/8/9 (2blk) Stobzilla II: 25/21/4 (1stl)​	123​	119​	Brooklyn V.O.: 9/1/19 (1blk)​

Spoiler: Game 3

Lakers altodevil: 2/16/1 (3stl/4blk)​	102​	106​	San Antonio Nobbers: 19/4/0 (3blk)​
Boston (WIN) hobbers: 23/10/9 (2stl) Skizzo: 0/0/0 (in 1 min)​	103​	79​	Atlanta (LOSE)​
Cleveland Dr. Dwayne: 14/6/1​	90​	96​	Miami SebJr: 12/1/4​
New York BenitoSTARR: 35/4/7 (6blk) Stobzilla II: 23/14/2 (1stl/2blk)​	120​	119​	Brooklyn V.O.: 23/0/9 (2stl)​

Von Wafer (starting player for the Heat) got injured, so SebJr features more from here on.

Spoiler: Game 4

Lakers altodevil: 5/30/1 (3stl/8blk)​	116​	104​	San Antonio Nobbers: 27/5/2 (5blk)​
Boston hobbers: 31/4/10 (3stl) Skizzo: 0/0/0 (in 25 sec)​	113​	103​	Atlanta​
Cleveland Dr. Dwayne: 8/2/2​	96​	104​	Miami SebJr: 16/3/9 (1stl)​
New York BenitoSTARR: 28/4/6 (5blk) Stobzilla II: 19/12/3 (1stl)​	110​	131​	Brooklyn V.O.: 19/2/20 (1stl)​

We've got some real thrillers! 2-2 in all three Cafite matchups. hobbers and Skizzo predictably dispatch the weetee-less Atlanta Hawks.

Spoiler: Game 5

Lakers altodevil: 0/27/0 (2stl/11blk)​	84​	103​	San Antonio Nobbers: 29/7/1 (3stl/4blk)​
Cleveland Dr. Dwayne: 25/5/3 (1stl/1blk)​	121​	107​	Miami SebJr: 8/0/7​
New York BenitoSTARR: 17/7/10 (4blk) Stobzilla II: 30/15/1 (2stl/1blk)​	115​	118​	Brooklyn V.O.: 28/1/11 (1stl)​

Orlando has eliminated Washington, and there goes Kevin Durant! He'll be ring-less for at least one more season.

Spoiler: Game 6

Lakers altodevil: 4/22/2 (3stl/9blk)​	94​	76​	San Antonio Nobbers: 14/6/1​
Cleveland Dr. Dwayne: 20/6/3​	103​	123​	Miami SebJr: 14/1/6​
New York BenitoSTARR: 26/7/7 (2blk) Stobzilla II: 18/10/3 (1stl/1blk)​	117​	112​	Brooklyn V.O.: 17/2/13 (2stl)​

They're all going to 7!

Spoiler: Game 7

Lakers (WIN) altodevil: 2/22/0 (5stl/5blk)​	97​	78​	San Antonio (LOSE) Nobbers: 15/6/0 (1stl/4blk)​
Cleveland (WIN) Dr. Dwayne: 15/8/2​	96​	93​	Miami (LOSE) SebJr: 2/0/2 (injured)​
New York (LOSE) BenitoSTARR: 17/8/6 (7blk) Stobzilla II: 19/17/5 (1blk)​	106​	120​	Brooklyn (WIN) V.O.: 21/2/22 (1stl)​

altodevil and the #1 Lakers needed 7 to take out Nobbers and the #8 Spurs, though to be fair there were only 9 wins separating them. Dr. Dwayne's Cavaliers have eliminated the Heat, though who knows what could have happened if SebJr didn't get immediately injured. And imminently retiring V.O. has only gone and taken out the strong duo of BenitoSTARR and Stobzilla II in the Knicks v Nets classico. That's V.O.'s 2nd 20 assists game this entire season. Both of them have come in this series.

21-15-3 and still can't beat an old man.

Get me on a real team ffs.

 

[V.O.]

21-15-3 and still can't beat an old man.

Get me on a real team ffs.

Not just old... Old and 50-odd rated.

 

[altodevil]

Gonna need a most playoff wins stat nimic

 

[nimic]

Gonna need a most playoff wins stat nimic

There's no stat-gathering for that, so I'll have to do it myself. There's no way I'm going through all players, so it would just be you guys. It's definitely you, though, after finishing #1 in the West for so long. You've been LeBronning a fairly weak conference, though you did win eventually (and then a few times after that).

 

[altodevil]

There's no stat-gathering for that, so I'll have to do it myself. There's no way I'm going through all players, so it would just be you guys. It's definitely you, though, after finishing #1 in the West for so long. You've been LeBronning a fairly weak conference, though you did win eventually (and then a few times after that).

Stop putting me down, I'm your goat

 

[nimic]

You have 57 more playoff games than anyone else, never mind wins. Of course, you have that many games because you've won more series, so you get to play more games.

 

[weetee]

You have 57 more playoff games than anyone else, never mind wins. Of course, you have that many games because you've won more series, so you get to play more games.

Easier conference you say? Can‘t look past that tbh. Put United into the Bundesliga and they‘re competing for the title as well (well, not this season).

 

[nimic]

Easier conference you say? Can‘t look past that tbh. Put United into the Bundesliga and they‘re competing for the title as well (well, not this season).

Steady on, both your rings are out of the West too

 

[hobbers]

I cant believe I was 91, 90, 89 rated, my 3 prime seasons on the fecking bobcats

 

[weetee]

Steady on, both your rings are out of the West too

Not sure what you‘re hinting at..you mean when Alto had true competition in the conference his auto-pathway to the final wasn‘t a thing?

you‘re right i guess

 

[nimic]

2014 Playoffs 2nd Round

@altodevil, @hobbers, @Skizzo, @V.O.

2nd and 3rd seeded Washington and New York have been eliminated in the East, leaving 6th seeded Brooklyn, with assist-master V.O., facing off against 7th seeded Orlando. We've also got a Cafite match-up on the top side of the bracket, with overwhelming favourites hobbers & Skizzo meeting Dr. Dwayne's Cleveland. Maybe the old dog still has a trick in him?

In the West, altodevil's Lakers are yet again the 1-seed, but they're a weaker 1-seed than in previous years. Either that, or the rest of the conference is stronger than before - or both. They will have to beat 5-seed Portland, who finished just 4 wins behind them in the regular season.

Spoiler: Game 1

Lakers altodevil: 4/17/1 (2stl/8blk)​	101​	72​	Portland​
Boston hobbers: 31/7/11 (4stl) Skizzo: DNP​	107​	94​	Cleveland Dr. Dwayne: 11/6/3 (2stl)​
Brooklyn V.O.: 4/1/1 (1stl)​	108​	96​	Orlando​

V.O. bruised his knee, but he'll be back next game.

Spoiler: Game 2

Lakers altodevil: 16/34/1 (8blk)​	96​	86​	Portland​
Boston hobbers: 23/6/7 (1stl/1blk) Skizzo: DNP​	109​	101​	Cleveland Dr. Dwayne: 24/9/3​
Brooklyn V.O.: 6/0/12 (3stl/1blk)​	107​	95​	Orlando​

Spoiler: Game 3

Lakers altodevil: 6/25/0 (1stl/3blk)​	96​	101​	Portland​
Boston hobbers: 3/2/2 (injured) Skizzo: DNP​	101​	94​	Cleveland Dr. Dwayne: 14/3/3​
Brooklyn V.O.: 17/3/10 (1stl/2blk)​	106​	90​	Orlando​

hobbers picked up a small injury, it won't keep him out.

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Spoiler: Game 4

Lakers altodevil: 5/27/1 (3stl/9blk)​	120​	118​	Portland​
Boston hobbers: 17/6/13 (2stl/1blk) Skizzo: DNP​	99​	102​	Cleveland Dr. Dwayne: 13/4/1​
Brooklyn(WIN) V.O.: 9/1/20​	122​	118​	Orlando(LOSE)​

V.O.'s third 20-assists game this season, all in the playoffs. Gamer.

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Spoiler: Game 5

Lakers(WIN) altodevil: 8/23/1 (7stl/2blk)​	96​	89​	Portland(LOSE)​
Boston(WIN) hobbers: 18/7/10 (1stl) Skizzo: DNP​	99​	88​	Cleveland(LOSE) Dr. Dwayne: 12/1/0​

The favourites win. Dr. Dwayne put up a good effort, but Boston was too big a challenge. Skizzo and hobbers will play recent champion V.O. in the Conference Finals. The last time they met was in Brooklyn's champion year. altodevil and the Lakers also dispatched Portland without difficulty. Their opponent is yet to be determined, but reigning champion Dallas is one of the options.

Spoiler: Game 6

No repeat champion this year, but we have two teams still in it who haven't yet won a championship since we started our experiment: Boston and Utah. Neither has been in the NBA Finals at all, in fact.

 

[hobbers]

Ugh, flashbacks

 

[Dr. Dwayne]

Bah.

 

[altodevil]

I might creak when I walk, but I can still school scrubs

 

[altodevil]

Also 16 point game, what a baller

 

[weetee]

Just noticed, failure in the matrix

 

[V.O.]

Couldn't win a single playoff series to save my life in my prime. Now sailing through the playoffs for fun on my retirement tour.

 

[nimic]

2014 Playoffs Conference Finals

@altodevil @hobbers @Skizzo @V.O.

Spoiler: Game 1

Lakers altodevil: 0/19/0 (1stl/blk)​	101​	96​	Utah​
Boston hobbers: 17/8/10 (1stl) Skizzo: DNP​	122​	113​	Brooklyn V.O.: 17/3/8 (1stl/1blk)​

Spoiler: Game 2

Lakers altodevil: 2/20/0 (3stl/6blk)​	96​	103​	Utah​
Boston hobbers: 18/3/6 (1stl/1blk) Skizzo: DNP​	103​	107​	Brooklyn V.O.: 19/0/10​

Spoiler: Game 3

Lakers altodevil: 0/33/3 (5blk)​	87​	83​	Utah​
Boston hobbers: 16/6/8 (2stl) Skizzo: 2/1/2 (1stl)​	106​	80​	Brooklyn V.O.: 6/1/12 (3stl)​

Spoiler: Game 4

Lakers altodevil: 9/21/1 (2stl/7lblk)​	88​	100​	Utah​
Boston hobbers: 29/3/10 (2stl) Skizzo: DNP​	109​	113​	Brooklyn V.O.: 12/2/6​

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Spoiler: Game 5

Lakers altodevil: 5/19/0 (6stl/6blk)​	121​	117​	Utah​
Boston hobbers: 31/10/12 (2stl) Skizzo: 2/1/0​	115​	111​	Brooklyn V.O.: 17/0/13 (1blk)​

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Spoiler: Game 6

Lakers altodevil: 4/27/1 (5stl/6blk)​	92​	100​	Utah​
Boston hobbers: 34/5/6 Skizzo: 0/0/0​	90​	114​	Brooklyn V.O.: 19/0/12​

What a thriller! We're going to game 7 for both series. Clearly there are no push-overs left in the playoffs.

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Spoiler: Game 7

Lakers (LOSE) altodevil: 8/24/0 (3stl/6blk)​	95​	99​	Utah (WIN)​
Boston (WIN) hobbers: 20/2/14 Skizzo: 0/1/0​	122​	95​	Brooklyn (LOSE) V.O.: 2/3/9​

We're missing out on another Cafite v Cafite NBA Final! That's quite surprising. Utah has done brilliantly, beating both the 1-seed and the 2-seed in their own conference. In the East we've got Boston, with hobbers and Skizzo hoping to vanquish some demons from the past. The NBA has been impossible to predict the last few years (see: Kevin Durant still hasn't won), so anything could happen here.

 

[altodevil]

Meh at least my finals to finalsMVP ratio still good

 

[nimic]

Meh at least my finals to finalsMVP ratio still good

Better than Kevin Durant, who is 0-4 in the NBA Final.

 

[altodevil]

Better than Kevin Durant, who is 0-4 in the NBA Final.

 

[Skizzo]

Is it safe to say I’m carrying @hobbers through the playoffs so far?

 

[V.O.]

Pretty decent last ride, that. Took the champs elect to a decider.

 

[nimic]

Is it safe to say I’m carrying @hobbers through the playoffs so far?

Losing record when you don't play in that series, and winning record when you do. I think the evidence speaks for itself.

 

[weetee]

@nimic team sheet of Utah, please

 

[nimic]

@nimic team sheet of Utah, please

They don't have the best players in the league, but it's a very deep team.

 

[Stobzilla]

They don't have the best players in the league, but it's a very deep team.

If only they had a Centre ...

 

[nimic]

2014 NBA Final

@hobbers @Skizzo @V.O. @Dr. Dwayne @Stobzilla @sebsheep @BenitoSTARR @altodevil

Spoiler: Game 1

Spoiler: Game 2

Spoiler: Game 3

Spoiler: Game 4

Spoiler: Game 5

Spoiler: Game 6

Utah has done it, a shock victory! That's three first-time NBA Champions in a row, with New Jersey (Brooklyn), Dallas and now Utah. They were all underdogs in the final, as well.

Playoff stats

Playoff leaders

Dan and V.O. have already decided to retire and have their sons in the next draft. Salt Bailly, Dr. Dwayne and Solius will be eligible to have their sons join the draft without retiring, due to being 35+ next season (can still retire if you prefer, or of course just keep your guy). Skizzo and Samid are a couple seasons away from that, but may retire early if they want.

 

[hobbers]

Run it again

 

[sebsheep]

Just call me 50percent

 

[Solius]

I think I’ll give it one more season til Sonius, thanks @nimic

 

[altodevil]

Never have I read a more beautiful series of posts on Murray field shitter

 

[reelworld]

@nimic could you post Bucks team sheet? Is the team that bad to miss consecutive playoffs?

 

[nimic]

@nimic could you post Bucks team sheet? Is the team that bad to miss consecutive playoffs?

Team depth like a puddle.

 

[nimic]

13/14 Season Review

Playoffs

Final regular season standings

Awards

Both Nobbers and sontodevil make the All-Defensive Teams in their rookie season, as well as the All-Rookie Team. Other familiar faces in the All-Defensive Teams are altodevil and hobbers as always, plus The Cub. For All-League we only have hobbers and P-Nut in the First Team, but BenitoSTARR, sontodevil and altodevil in the Second Team and reelworld II and Solius in the Third Team. Not bad for a bunch of pensioners and kids.

Kevin Durant is MVP again, and altodevil is DPOTY again. Dr. Dwayne is the 3rd Cafite to win Sixth Man of the Year, after (since retired) reelworld and sebsheep. I can reveal that Samid and SebJr finished 2nd and 3rd in voting for that award. sontodevil is the Rookie of the Year, so congrats to him!

Regular season stats

Statistical feats

Spoiler

League news

Dan has retired!

V.O. has retired!

Future

In short, Houston will have the #1 pick in the upcoming draft. Sacramento owned the two best chances at #1 (from New Orleans and Oklahoma City), but they will have to settle for the 2nd and 4th pick. Ironically the pick that became #1 was their own pick.

 

[nimic]

Forgot the tags again!

@BenitoSTARR @Dan @Dr. Dwayne @P-Nut @Salt Bailly @Samid @Skizzo @Solius @Stobzilla @The Cat @V.O. @altodevil @hobbers @oneniltothearsenal @reelworld @sebsheep @weetee

Also to restate this: Dan and V.O. have already decided to retire and have their sons in the next draft. Salt Bailly, Dr. Dwayne and Solius will be eligible to have their sons join the draft without retiring, due to being 35+ next season (can still retire if you prefer, or of course just keep your guy). Skizzo and Samid are a couple seasons away from that, but may retire early if they want.

 

[Salt Bailly]

Also to restate this: Dan and V.O. have already decided to retire and have their sons in the next draft. Salt Bailly, Dr. Dwayne and Solius will be eligible to have their sons join the draft without retiring, due to being 35+ next season (can still retire if you prefer, or of course just keep your guy). Skizzo and Samid are a couple seasons away from that, but may retire early if they want.

Just been down to my basement to check on PepperBailly. Looks like he's ready.

Spoiler

 

[nimic]

Just been down to my basement to check on PepperBailly. Looks like he's ready.

Spoiler

I never knew that's how they made pepper.

 

[Salt Bailly]

I never knew that's how they made pepper.

Wait til you see where mayo cums from.

 

[altodevil]

How did Dan get into the hall of fame