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nimic said:
This thread gains lots of views during the night. It must be the Americans (or those viewbots I bought).
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Pretty funny how this thread is 3x more popular than the actual NBA on the caf.

I think it's getting to be time for my dude to die on the way back to his home planet... For a replacement, can we have versatile positions like a lot of the real players have (GF, F, G etc) or do we need to stick to one of the 5 specific positions?
 
V.O. said:
Pretty funny how this thread is 3x more popular than the actual NBA on the caf.

I think it's getting to be time for my dude to die on the way back to his home planet... For a replacement, can we have versatile positions like a lot of the real players have (GF, F, G etc) or do we need to stick to one of the 5 specific positions?
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You can pick a versatile position, or even auto if you want.
 
Playing with my son, brings a tear to your eye get fecked pedos
 
nimic said:
This thread gains lots of views during the night. It must be the Americans (or those viewbots I bought).
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Yep, South Americans love viewing news about weetee - 2x champ from Brazil they’ve never heard of.

@nimic as retirement nears, how many times did I make the play-offs? Around 50%? Decent career after all, always starting 5 too. All-Stars once would have been nice to have though.
 
weetee said:
Yep, South Americans love viewing news about weetee - 2x champ from Brazil they’ve never heard of.

@nimic as retirement nears, how many times did I make the play-offs? Around 50%? Decent career after all, always starting 5 too. All-Stars once would have been nice to have though.
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8 out of 15 so far, this is your 16th season. I'm actually surprised you didn't make All Star at least once yet. Though somehow your PER is increasing the last few years. With Minnesota so far you've got the highest PER of your career.
 
I forgot to post this, it happened a while ago:

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nimic said:
8 out of 15 so far, this is your 16th season. I'm actually surprised you didn't make All Star at least once yet. Though somehow your PER is increasing the last few years. With Minnesota so far you've got the highest PER of your career.
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Nice. If I weren‘t shooting shy who knows what would have been possible (you probably do). On the plus side, I might be one of if not the only guard never being blocked by alto in my whole career that way.

edit: solius flying near to the sun.
 
Finally won something, but then out an absolute stinker in the all star game. Maybe that's the formula for a win though.
 
Nobbers will be getting another beating tonight. Cant even make the west conference all star team
 
13/14 End of Regular Season
13/14 End of Regular Season and Playoff Bracket

(@BenitoSTARR @Dan @Dr. Dwayne @P-Nut @Salt Bailly @Samid @Skizzo @Solius @Stobzilla @The Cat @V.O. @altodevil @hobbers @oneniltothearsenal @reelworld @sebsheep @weetee)

Final Standings

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This feels unfair. weetee's Timberwolves were 8th last update, finished the season 15-10, and dropped down to 9th and out of the playoffs. The culprit is Nobbers and the Spurs, who finished the season even better and is going to face altodevil's Lakers in the 1st Round, with both teams on good form. It's an incredibly even top 8 (or 9!) this season, so anything is possible in the West side of the playoffs.

Our other Western cafites will miss out, unfortunately. Solius & sontodevil had no way of keeping up with the aforementioned Nobbers and weetee. P-Nut finished the final 25 games with a winning record, but it wasn't good enough with the start he had. That means two of the best Cafite performers this year, by PER, are the two Cafites who finish lowest in the West - as The Cub also misses out.

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As predicted, some our Cafites were bound to miss out on the playoffs despite their good starts. Two Nil misses out by one game, though consider that his Raptors won their final 3 and the 8th placed Hawks lost the same number, so it wasn't as close as it seems. reelworld II is a bit further back, and then somehow Samid's Bobcats had a complete disaster end to the season. If they had gone 9-16 he would have been in the playoffs. At the bottom of the East we've got Salt Bailly.

The Celtics didn't finish the season quite as well as they began it, but hobbers & Skizzo still have both by far the best record and by far the far form since last time. BenitoSTARR & Stobzilla, as well as Dr. Dwayne, ended with good records, but their recent form is only barely winning. That's still better than SebJr's Heat and V.O.'s Nets, who both ended poorly. Though it's clear from the numbers that the Nets just ended a 9 game losing streak. Maybe just in time?

Regular Season Leaders

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Playoff Bracket

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Coming up: NBA Playoffs, 1st Round.
 
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nimic said:
13/14 End of Regular Season and Playoff Bracket

(@BenitoSTARR @Dan @Dr. Dwayne @P-Nut @Salt Bailly @Samid @Skizzo @Solius @Stobzilla @The Cat @V.O. @altodevil @hobbers @oneniltothearsenal @reelworld @sebsheep @weetee)

Final Standings

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This feels unfair. weetee's Timberwolves were 8th last update, finished the season 15-10, and dropped down to 9th and out of the playoffs. The culprit is Nobbers and the Spurs, who finished the season even better and is going to face altodevil's Lakers in the 1st Round, with both teams on good form. It's an incredibly even top 8 (or 9!) this season, so anything is possible in the West side of the playoffs.

Our other Western cafites will miss out, unfortunately. Solius & sontodevil had no way of keeping up with the aforementioned Nobbers and weetee. P-Nut finished the final 25 games with a winning record, but it wasn't good enough with the start he had. That means two of the best Cafite performers this year, by PER, are the two Cafites who finish lowest in the West - as The Cub also misses out.

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As predicted, some our Cafites were bound to miss out on the playoffs despite their good starts. Two Nil misses out by one game, though consider that his Raptors won their final 3 and the 8th placed Hawks lost the same number, so it wasn't as close as it seems. reelworld II is a bit further back, and then somehow Samid's Bobcats had a complete disaster end to the season. If they had gone 9-16 he would have been in the playoffs. At the bottom of the East we've got Salt Bailly.

The Celtics didn't finish the season quite as well as they began it, but hobbers & Skizzo still have both by far the best record and by far the far form since last time. BenitoSTARR & Stobzilla, as well as Dr. Dwayne, ended with good records, but their recent form is only barely winning. That's still better than SebJr's Heat and V.O.'s Nets, who both ended poorly. Though it's clear from the numbers that the Nets just ended a 9 game losing streak. Maybe just in time?

Regular Season Leaders

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Playoff Bracket

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Coming up: NBA Playoffs, 1st Round.
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Not so ooh.
 
100 years old and still pulling 1 seeds out of my ass. Incredible. Such an extraordinary career. Won't have the stam to go all the way this year. But that's not the point. Still got it.

Durant please rain on the hobbers parade
 
altodevil said:
100 years old and still pulling 1 seeds out of my ass. Incredible. Such an extraordinary career. Won't have the stam to go all the way this year. But that's not the point. Still got it.

Durant please rain on the hobbers parade
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Washington will have to survive at least 4 Durantless games against Orlando, since he's out for 8 games (will be back playing injured for when it's 4).
 
2014 Playoffs 1st Round
2014 Playoffs 1st Round

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Kevin Durant will miss 4 games (and then play injured for another 4). Can the Orlando Magic do everyone in the East a huge favour?

Lakers
altodevil: 5/23/0 (3stl/7blk)​
107​
110​
San Antonio
Nobbers: 14/7/0 (3blk)​
Boston
hobbers: 22/6/5 (4stl/1blk)
Skizzo: 0/0/0 (in 5 min)​
97​
84​
Atlanta​
Cleveland
Dr. Dwayne: 27/4/6​
113​
95​
Miami
SebJr: 2/1/4 (2stl)​
New York
BenitoSTARR: 15/9/6 (10blk)
Stobzilla II: 12/13/2​
90​
99​
Brooklyn
V.O.: 12/1/9 (2stl)​


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Lakers
altodevil: 5/24/1 (4stl/5blk)​
108​
80​
San Antonio
Nobbers: 14/3/0 (5blk)​
Boston
hobbers: 9/7/19 (6stl/1blk)
Skizzo: 0/0/0 (in 3 min)​
114​
101​
Atlanta​
Cleveland
Dr. Dwayne: 6/6/4​
122​
114​
Miami
SebJr: 3/1/6​
New York
BenitoSTARR: 16/8/9 (2blk)
Stobzilla II: 25/21/4 (1stl)​
123​
119​
Brooklyn
V.O.: 9/1/19 (1blk)​


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Lakers
altodevil: 2/16/1 (3stl/4blk)​
102​
106​
San Antonio
Nobbers: 19/4/0 (3blk)​
Boston (WIN)
hobbers: 23/10/9 (2stl)
Skizzo: 0/0/0 (in 1 min)​
103​
79​
Atlanta (LOSE)​
Cleveland
Dr. Dwayne: 14/6/1​
90​
96​
Miami
SebJr: 12/1/4​
New York
BenitoSTARR: 35/4/7 (6blk)
Stobzilla II: 23/14/2 (1stl/2blk)​
120​
119​
Brooklyn
V.O.: 23/0/9 (2stl)​

Von Wafer (starting player for the Heat) got injured, so SebJr features more from here on.


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Lakers
altodevil: 5/30/1 (3stl/8blk)​
116​
104​
San Antonio
Nobbers: 27/5/2 (5blk)​
Boston
hobbers: 31/4/10 (3stl)
Skizzo: 0/0/0 (in 25 sec)​
113​
103​
Atlanta​
Cleveland
Dr. Dwayne: 8/2/2​
96​
104​
Miami
SebJr: 16/3/9 (1stl)​
New York
BenitoSTARR: 28/4/6 (5blk)
Stobzilla II: 19/12/3 (1stl)​
110​
131​
Brooklyn
V.O.: 19/2/20 (1stl)​

We've got some real thrillers! 2-2 in all three Cafite matchups. hobbers and Skizzo predictably dispatch the weetee-less Atlanta Hawks.

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Lakers
altodevil: 0/27/0 (2stl/11blk)​
84​
103​
San Antonio
Nobbers: 29/7/1 (3stl/4blk)​
Cleveland
Dr. Dwayne: 25/5/3 (1stl/1blk)​
121​
107​
Miami
SebJr: 8/0/7​
New York
BenitoSTARR: 17/7/10 (4blk)
Stobzilla II: 30/15/1 (2stl/1blk)​
115​
118​
Brooklyn
V.O.: 28/1/11 (1stl)​

Orlando has eliminated Washington, and there goes Kevin Durant! He'll be ring-less for at least one more season.

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Lakers
altodevil: 4/22/2 (3stl/9blk)​
94​
76​
San Antonio
Nobbers: 14/6/1​
Cleveland
Dr. Dwayne: 20/6/3​
103​
123​
Miami
SebJr: 14/1/6​
New York
BenitoSTARR: 26/7/7 (2blk)
Stobzilla II: 18/10/3 (1stl/1blk)​
117​
112​
Brooklyn
V.O.: 17/2/13 (2stl)​

They're all going to 7!


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Lakers (WIN)
altodevil: 2/22/0 (5stl/5blk)​
97​
78​
San Antonio (LOSE)
Nobbers: 15/6/0 (1stl/4blk)​
Cleveland (WIN)
Dr. Dwayne: 15/8/2​
96​
93​
Miami (LOSE)
SebJr: 2/0/2 (injured)​
New York (LOSE)
BenitoSTARR: 17/8/6 (7blk)
Stobzilla II: 19/17/5 (1blk)​
106​
120​
Brooklyn (WIN)
V.O.: 21/2/22 (1stl)​

altodevil and the #1 Lakers needed 7 to take out Nobbers and the #8 Spurs, though to be fair there were only 9 wins separating them. Dr. Dwayne's Cavaliers have eliminated the Heat, though who knows what could have happened if SebJr didn't get immediately injured. And imminently retiring V.O. has only gone and taken out the strong duo of BenitoSTARR and Stobzilla II in the Knicks v Nets classico. That's V.O.'s 2nd 20 assists game this entire season. Both of them have come in this series.


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Think it's clear that they need to bin that guy who is starting ahead of me off tbh.
 
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