crucifix cnut stabbing was one of the few scenes which has made me nearly turn away for as long as I can remember
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Deliverance.
Sorcerer maybe? It's dirty and tense, which is close enough to gritty and gripping in my book.
Mara
Criminal psychologist Kate Fuller is assigned to the murder of a man who has seemingly been strangled in his sleep by his wife and the only witness is their eight-year-old daughter, Sophie.
It was not good , the story had potential , but the acting was dreadful.
The ending was just horrible.
3/10
Criminal psychologist Kate Fuller is assigned to the murder of a man who has seemingly been strangled in his sleep by his wife and the only witness is their eight-year-old daughter, Sophie.
It was not good , the story had potential , but the acting was dreadful.
The ending was just horrible.
3/10
Thanks, this one looks interesting.
Anchorman: The Legend Of Ron Burgundy
Laugh a minute and never gets boring, even on repeat watch 8/10
Laugh a minute and never gets boring, even on repeat watch 8/10
Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom
For the first time watching any of these, I got bored.
The CGI was good, the acting was OK , but the film itself was just rubbish.
Time this franchise was laid to rest.
2/10
For the first time watching any of these, I got bored.
The CGI was good, the acting was OK , but the film itself was just rubbish.
Time this franchise was laid to rest.
2/10
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UFO
Derek (Alex Sharp) a brilliant college student, haunted by a childhood UFO sighting, believes that mysterious sightings reported at multiple airports across the United States are UFO's. With the help of his girlfriend, Natalie (Ella Purnell), and his advanced mathematics professor, Dr. Hendricks (X-Files' Gillian Anderson), Derek races to unravel the mystery with FBI special agent Franklin Ahls (David Strathairn) on his heels.
It was better than I thought it was be , but it could have been better, I enjoyed it.
5/10
Derek (Alex Sharp) a brilliant college student, haunted by a childhood UFO sighting, believes that mysterious sightings reported at multiple airports across the United States are UFO's. With the help of his girlfriend, Natalie (Ella Purnell), and his advanced mathematics professor, Dr. Hendricks (X-Files' Gillian Anderson), Derek races to unravel the mystery with FBI special agent Franklin Ahls (David Strathairn) on his heels.
It was better than I thought it was be , but it could have been better, I enjoyed it.
5/10
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Skybound
Five friends on a small airplane mysteriously lose their radio connection on a trip from New York to LA. As they continue their flight, they're forced to assume that a major disaster happened on the ground. They discover a stowaway, Erik, who urges them not to land at any cost. Before they run out of fuel, they must find out the truth.
Dont bother , dreadful film.
1/10
Five friends on a small airplane mysteriously lose their radio connection on a trip from New York to LA. As they continue their flight, they're forced to assume that a major disaster happened on the ground. They discover a stowaway, Erik, who urges them not to land at any cost. Before they run out of fuel, they must find out the truth.
Dont bother , dreadful film.
1/10
The Nun - Shite
Did you watch it, was it any good?
Football as Never Before (1971) - Five cameras observing George Best in a game vs Coventry in 1970. It was basically a stripped down version of that Zidane one from a couple of years ago. Best spent most of the game walking shaggily across the pitch with some odd flashes of genius scattered throughout the game. A neat, contemplative watch. I watched it whilst going through my discover weekly playlist on Spotify...
Nope. Not yet.
Final Score
After deadly terrorists abduct his niece at a soccer match, an ex-soldier with lethal fighting skills wages a one-man war to save her and prevent mass destruction. This is basically Sudden Death if you replace the hockey rink with a football pitch and swap out JCVD with Dave Bautista. Just a big, dumb, fun action movie. Nothing more, nothing less. Oh and Pierce Brosnan is in the crowd somewhere 5/10
After deadly terrorists abduct his niece at a soccer match, an ex-soldier with lethal fighting skills wages a one-man war to save her and prevent mass destruction. This is basically Sudden Death if you replace the hockey rink with a football pitch and swap out JCVD with Dave Bautista. Just a big, dumb, fun action movie. Nothing more, nothing less. Oh and Pierce Brosnan is in the crowd somewhere 5/10
Agreed. Unfathomably stupid movie.
I was looking forward to it also , I have liked all the rest, I was gutted it was rubbish.
The Nun
Wasn't expecting much but was still let down.
The scenery, lighting, music (dark ominous chanting) and location scouting were the best parts. But aside from that it's just your typical jump-scare movie with predictable scenes/scares, questionable characters, who perform questionable actions and have questionable lines/dialogue.
4/10
Wasn't expecting much but was still let down.
The scenery, lighting, music (dark ominous chanting) and location scouting were the best parts. But aside from that it's just your typical jump-scare movie with predictable scenes/scares, questionable characters, who perform questionable actions and have questionable lines/dialogue.
4/10
Yep, agreed
Nun/10
Why is Harry sat next to David Starkey?
I was tempted to watch this the other day to see if it was better than the last Jurassic World movie.
I'm waiting for Jurassic Rollerball: You'll believe a dino can skate'.
I have that might well watch it.I was tempted to watch this the other day to see if it was better than the last Jurassic World movie.
I was tempted to watch this the other day to see if it was better than the last Jurassic World movie.
The review quotes are great.'Man v Dinosaur'...with a picture of a woman on the cover.
If you'd seen the latest Jurassic world (featuring John McClane Velociraptor) you'd expect rollerskating Dinosaurs to be in the next film.
FFS, Celebrity Dinos on Ice next.
Do it Pauldy, will be good to compare.
How we made Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure
https://www.theguardian.com/culture...excellent-adventure-stephen-herek-alex-winterAlex Winter said:
I was tempted to watch this the other day to see if it was better than the last Jurassic World movie.
I now have an urge to watch terrible films.
Rewatched Sam Raimi's 'Darkman' the other day. Still my #1 superhero movie and a welcome break from all the soulless tripe you normally find within the genre.
Thanks for that Steve, was a good read.
Excellent!
Take the fecking elephant!
Solo A Star Wars Story.
It was not has bad as I expected , enjoyed the story of Han and Chewie getting together and how Han won the Falcon.
It was not a classic, but it is not the worst.
If you are a Star Wars fan yeah you will like it , if not then dont , you wont.
5/10
It was not has bad as I expected , enjoyed the story of Han and Chewie getting together and how Han won the Falcon.
It was not a classic, but it is not the worst.
If you are a Star Wars fan yeah you will like it , if not then dont , you wont.
5/10