Wing Attack Plan R
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The Union sounds like a skit on Saturday Night Live. That cast just sounds so awful together. Simmons and Berry both have Oscars which is crazy, but what's crazier is that for a number of years Walhberg was the highest paid actor in the world. The mind reels.I had a J.K. Simmons weekend it seems.
That's normally a good idea, but I actually watched The Union, which proved that concept wrong. It's a new action film on Netflix about a secret ops outfit called The Union, which is led by Simmon's character and also features Halle Berry. After an op has gone horribly wrong, Berry recruits her high school sweatheart (Mark Wahlberg), who they think is an outsider that can be trained relatively quickly and is sufficiently unkown to complete a simple job. Or something like that. That plot quickly goes out the window, as Wahlberg within minutes is basically just another team member and we have a regular spy action film. Except everything just falls flat: things are teed up for a nice line or scene, and it's just off and is instead poor and frustrating. Simmons is also criminally underused: he is unable to use any of his charisma and instead mostly has to provide lame bits of exposition without bite or humor. There's some fun in it though, but 2/5 is probably still flattering.
Then Whiplash, Damien Chazelle's 2014 psychological drama about a jazz dummer (Miles Teller) who joins a famous New York conservatory. He desperately wants to join the conservatory's band and become an all-time great, but the bandleader (Simmons) is a kind of sadist who mentally tortures his students when they show any inadequacies. It's for the most part a great story that works really well - even if I felt the development towards Teller's breakdown (the stages leading to the car crash) was a little hurried. Simmons in particular, but also Teller, are great in it, and while it's mostly a more 'plain' film than Chazelle's subsequent work, there's some of his flair in the band scenes, especially the final performance of Caravan, which is a great scene. The only thing I was thinking was -
But yes, a very strong film. 4/5what have we learned? That Fletcher was right, and his sadism brought out Neiman's greatness? Surely not, that would be a terrible perspective to take. I would rather like to think that it was Neiman's step back from Fletcher's regime that allowed him to breath and find his health drive and creativity back; but that doesn't work with the reunion with Fletcher and both of their excitement at the very end. I know films don't have to end clearly or in a way I like, but I feel Fletcher's fall from grace doesn't happen the way it should have.
Whiplash was interesting only for the editing and the final performance, for me. The story would have made more sense if it was set 40 or 50 years ago when teachers could get away with that shit. Simmons chewed the scenery. That final performance was sensational though.