The RedCafe Annual Awards 2011 | First Page Edited With Insults

Mickey said:
You started a jaibait thread? I can tell that did not end well.
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This was before googlegate, but yes. I think it ended up being deleted after a series of awkward posts.
 
Brophs said:
Worst Caf Moment

A lot of us expected the Worst Caf Moment to be the Caf being down for two days. But no, true to form the people of the Caf have shown us that what they really get upset by, what really grinds their gears, is when someone tries to stop them looking at scantily clad women and their tits. For the Mods the whole Googlegate thing was a pain in the arse as we had to search through hundreds of threads looking for dirty pictures, of which there were a lot.
But for you lot it seems that you didn’t want the Man telling you which celebrities you could and couldn’t post pictures of in their underwear, in wet t-shirts, or even with bizarrely massive foreheads (sorry, Boss). Essentially you were all helping each other to wank.

The Worst Caf Moment as voted for by you is Google forcing us to shut the old General Forum
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Google can feck right off.

The epic asses thread :(
 
Brophs said:
For the Mods the whole Googlegate thing was a pain in the arse as we had to search through hundreds of threads looking for dirty pictures, of which there were a lot.
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That's a lie. ;)
 
14 votes for Googlegate out of 51 total. Losing to City snagged 11 votes. The Caf being down two days grabbed 8 votes.

Speaking of Google, Google TV has made a strong showing at this year's Consumer Electronics Show in Vegas.
 
The Least Helpful Moosemin

I’ll be honest; I can’t imagine what he’s done to deserve this award. I’ve only ever seen him be really helpful to posters, particularly in the Newbs. But perhaps it’s because he enjoys the company* of mooses (that doesn’t sound right), or because he types using the barrel of his shotgun. Which is an actual gun, not an affectionate name for his frankly underwhelming penis (spud gun might be a more apt name for that thing). Anyway, he’s obviously done something to piss all four of you off, and for that reason Dr. Dwayne is the winner of the Least Helpful Moosemin Award for 2011.

Actually I just figured out why everyone hates him: he’s Canadian. What a massive fecking cnut.

*anuses
 
Brophs said:
Worst Caf Moment

A lot of us expected the Worst Caf Moment to be the Caf being down for two days. But no, true to form the people of the Caf have shown us that what they really get upset by, what really grinds their gears, is when someone tries to stop them looking at scantily clad women and their tits. For the Mods the whole Googlegate thing was a pain in the arse as we had to search through hundreds of threads looking for dirty pictures, of which there were a lot.
But for you lot it seems that you didn’t want the Man telling you which celebrities you could and couldn’t post pictures of in their underwear, in wet t-shirts, or even with bizarrely massive foreheads (sorry, Boss). Essentially you were all helping each other to wank.

The Worst Caf Moment as voted for by you is Google forcing us to shut the old General Forum
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brewlio said:
The Least Helpful Moosemin

I’ll be honest; I can’t imagine what he’s done to deserve this award. I’ve only ever seen him be really helpful to posters, particularly in the Newbs. But perhaps it’s because he enjoys the company* of mooses (that doesn’t sound right), or because he types using the barrel of his shotgun. Which is an actual gun, not an affectionate name for his frankly underwhelming penis (spud gun might be a more apt name for that thing). Anyway, he’s obviously done something to piss all four of you off, and for that reason Dr. Dwayne is the winner of the Least Helpful Moosemin Award for 2011.

Actually I just figured out why everyone hates him: he’s Canadian. What a massive fecking cnut.
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Brophs said:
Biggest Wum

The winner of this award has won it on a few occasions in the past and though I don’t think he’s been around much this year, probably deserves this award as, if I know him, he’s been using that time away to work on another of his world class wums. Or just flogging Kenwood juicers door-to-door. From visiting his incarcerated wife to seeking advice on building a wall, Baz is a wum for every season, the sort of wum that other wums want to become. Whether he's dining out, dining in or even just dining alone, Baz gets it done.

Bazalini.
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I'd like to repost my juicer-worthy entry for the avatar contest as a salute.

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Brophs said:
Biggest Wum

The winner of this award has won it on a few occasions in the past and though I don’t think he’s been around much this year, probably deserves this award as, if I know him, he’s been using that time away to work on another of his world class wums. Or just flogging Kenwood juicers door-to-door. From visiting his incarcerated wife to seeking advice on building a wall, Baz is a wum for every season, the sort of wum that other wums want to become. Whether he's dining out, dining in or even just dining alone, Baz gets it done.

Bazalini.
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Thank feck for that.


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While Weaste is creepy in a 'haha, good ol' weaste at it again with his hidden camera' kind of way, Girish is creepy in a realistic-chance-of-spending-time-in-a-penitentiary kind of way.
 
Best Newbie

In a short space of time the winner of this award managed to win the hearts and minds of the great and good of the Caf. He is an excellent all-rounder, speaks sensibly about most topics and most importantly is great craic around the forum. Had you asked me six months ago who the best newbie would be I would have said that I don’t give a flying shite, and that remains the case. But if you’d asked other, less apathetic people I reckon pretty much all of them would have said Feeky. But Steve managed to turn that around and take a metaphorical shit on Feeky’s stats-obsessed chips by running away with this award. Provided he doesn’t get poached by Bluemoon I reckon Steve will win the main award in the next couple of years, leaving Feeky sobbing in the corner like some sort of battered child with an unhealthy obsession with stats who likes sitting in corners.

The winner of the best newbie award is SteveJ.
 
Don't know how to tell you this Cinc, but... There is no juicer. There never was.
 
brewlio said:
The Least Helpful Moosemin

I’ll be honest; I can’t imagine what he’s done to deserve this award. I’ve only ever seen him be really helpful to posters, particularly in the Newbs. But perhaps it’s because he enjoys the company* of mooses (that doesn’t sound right), or because he types using the barrel of his shotgun. Which is an actual gun, not an affectionate name for his frankly underwhelming penis (spud gun might be a more apt name for that thing). Anyway, he’s obviously done something to piss all four of you off, and for that reason Dr. Dwayne is the winner of the Least Helpful Moosemin Award for 2011.

Actually I just figured out why everyone hates him: he’s Canadian. What a massive fecking cnut.

*anuses
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Pressie for him....
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Brophs said:
Best Newbie

In a short space of time the winner of this award managed to win the hearts and minds of the great and good of the Caf. He is an excellent all-rounder, speaks sensibly about most topics and most importantly is great craic around the forum. Had you asked me six months ago who the best newbie would be I would have said that I don’t give a flying shite, and that remains the case. But if you’d asked other, less apathetic people I reckon pretty much all of them would have said Feeky. But Steve managed to turn that around and take a metaphorical shit on Feeky’s stats-obsessed chips by running away with this award. Provided he doesn’t get poached by Bluemoon I reckon Steve will win the main award in the next couple of years, leaving Feeky sobbing in the corner like some sort of battered child with an unhealthy obsession with stats who likes sitting in corners.

The winner of the best newbie award is SteveJ.
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:lol:
 
For some reason this category received more votes than any other with 78 in total. Steve won with 35. Like Brophs said, Feeky also made a strong showing with 20. gooDevil, who I've spent an unhealthy amount of time arguing with in the NBA thread, received 8 votes.
 
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