Both CE Awards are getting morphed into one because if we gave the winner another award post he'd consider it to be a landslide a victory and would be calling for the polls to be adjusted accordingly. A worthy winner of both awards for sure though, it none other than Cameron's codpiece himself:
TBGB has certainly been a dominant figure in the CE Forum throughout the year. But has he really? What he has been is selectively dominant in the threads that he chooses. It's plain and simple Rupert is an agenda poster. When researching his efforts in the CE I couldn't help but notice that he had very few, if any posts in a hell of a lot of threads down there. So it won't come to surprise anyone when I state that the results of my findings show that TBGB only ever wants to discuss anything that will justify the actions, sanctions, proposals and vision of Her Majesty's Govt.
But what a read they are. A constant stream of right wing propaganda that's delivered with a condescending and pompous gobshite undertone. Brian's selective use of statistical data to back up his posts and smash another posters in pieces has given him some notoriety down in the cut and thrust of the CE underworld. Where the feck does he find this information is what intrigues me. Cabinet? MI6? Boris Johnson's rentboy? But you can rest assure that whatever the toff posts down there it with be utterly verbose and of the Queen's tongue (I reckon the Queen's tongue is one of his fantasies, even at her age. Imagine Lizzy and Maggie chewing on your sword. No don't actually).
But throughout the year he met his match with posters. The Socialists were out to get him. On occasions the likes of Mike, moses and more recently Agent Red refused to bow to to the misinformation he was spreading to justify political stances by his beloved Conservative Party. But on the whole he had the sense to stay well from sensitive issues such as the wars in the Middle East and Afghanistan as he was well aware his right wing tongue would only have gotten him into hot water (although I do hear he goes to a gentleman's Turkish bath located in the borough of Westminster), instead leaving it to those who could post exclusively and objectively such as Raoul, Sultans and the like. Even pete was known to talk a bit of sense in the CE now and again.
Well done on the essay writing that beats to the same drum as the parties manifesto. Well done Team Brian GB. Rule Britannia, Britannia Rules The Waves....
But he is fecking Nazi, and even as a Forum Nazi it's still being delivered with the intention of converting the masses into Conservatism. For example:
^ Playing the Nazi in the opening sentence, and then it's straight back into party politics. And this is the opening sentence to an OP! Incredible. He just has to be on the payroll.
Yes, we're all thick. According to you this year (and I quote) the left wing and students are all thick. Well I get the feeling that tards aren't going to let you be such a bully in the CE this year. The likes of the modern day Che Guevara Agent Red will put it up you for sure.
Never mind what Rupert's attempting to indoctrinate us all with. I'll be taking my political advice from a respected former poster of the year thank you very much.
The lizard won't send you to prison for 16 years for handling a stolen iphone. Unless it's a Tory lizard, of course.
CE Forum Essay writer of the Year 2011:Team Brian GB
CE Forum Nazi of the Year 2011:Team Brian GB
CE Forum Nazi of the Year 2011:Team Brian GB
TBGB has certainly been a dominant figure in the CE Forum throughout the year. But has he really? What he has been is selectively dominant in the threads that he chooses. It's plain and simple Rupert is an agenda poster. When researching his efforts in the CE I couldn't help but notice that he had very few, if any posts in a hell of a lot of threads down there. So it won't come to surprise anyone when I state that the results of my findings show that TBGB only ever wants to discuss anything that will justify the actions, sanctions, proposals and vision of Her Majesty's Govt.
But what a read they are. A constant stream of right wing propaganda that's delivered with a condescending and pompous gobshite undertone. Brian's selective use of statistical data to back up his posts and smash another posters in pieces has given him some notoriety down in the cut and thrust of the CE underworld. Where the feck does he find this information is what intrigues me. Cabinet? MI6? Boris Johnson's rentboy? But you can rest assure that whatever the toff posts down there it with be utterly verbose and of the Queen's tongue (I reckon the Queen's tongue is one of his fantasies, even at her age. Imagine Lizzy and Maggie chewing on your sword. No don't actually).
But throughout the year he met his match with posters. The Socialists were out to get him. On occasions the likes of Mike, moses and more recently Agent Red refused to bow to to the misinformation he was spreading to justify political stances by his beloved Conservative Party. But on the whole he had the sense to stay well from sensitive issues such as the wars in the Middle East and Afghanistan as he was well aware his right wing tongue would only have gotten him into hot water (although I do hear he goes to a gentleman's Turkish bath located in the borough of Westminster), instead leaving it to those who could post exclusively and objectively such as Raoul, Sultans and the like. Even pete was known to talk a bit of sense in the CE now and again.
Well done on the essay writing that beats to the same drum as the parties manifesto. Well done Team Brian GB. Rule Britannia, Britannia Rules The Waves....
But he is fecking Nazi, and even as a Forum Nazi it's still being delivered with the intention of converting the masses into Conservatism. For example:
^ Playing the Nazi in the opening sentence, and then it's straight back into party politics. And this is the opening sentence to an OP! Incredible. He just has to be on the payroll.
Yes, we're all thick. According to you this year (and I quote) the left wing and students are all thick. Well I get the feeling that tards aren't going to let you be such a bully in the CE this year. The likes of the modern day Che Guevara Agent Red will put it up you for sure.
Never mind what Rupert's attempting to indoctrinate us all with. I'll be taking my political advice from a respected former poster of the year thank you very much.
The lizard won't send you to prison for 16 years for handling a stolen iphone. Unless it's a Tory lizard, of course.
