Haha go on jim
That's a first! Talked himself out of rhe boardroom.
Pm or Alex ? Who goes ?
That's a first! Talked himself out of rhe boardroom.
Pm or Alex ? Who goes ?
The Apprentice
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this is comical!
"i dont think you should bring me into the board room"
"okay im not bringing you in, glenn im going to bring you instead"
"what? well i dont think that you should bring me in, jim what do you think?"
I like Jim. He just become my fave.
this is comical!
"i dont think you should bring me into the board room"
"okay im not bringing you in, glenn im going to bring you instead"
"what? well i dont think that you should bring me in, jim what do you think?"
Liam is weaksauce.
Come on Ireland
this is class!
"you fire him now, he has failed..."
"you fire him now, he has failed..."
The team leader should have been sacked. He's too fragile.
Karen's beautiful. Seems a bit boring, though.
Edward came across as very funny in You're Fired last night.
I knew the boys were fecked when it showed them being super confident of winning.
I knew the boys were fecked when it showed them being super confident of winning.
He was basically David Brent the Accountant though wasn't he.
I dont think Melody is that fit. None of them are really. 7/10 territory at best. I'd pick the one with the shortest hair.
Vincent really fecked up that pitch. I was cringing for him.
Pretty apt description, yeah.
Susan reminds me of a girl I used to have a massive crush on. I like Susan.
Susan has Ozil eyes though.
"I'm a chartered business psychologist" fecks sake what a joke.
fecks sake what a joke.Vincent major floppage on the speech and as for Leon getting manhandled in the boardroom by Jim'll Fix it, comic gold haha... still don't know how the girls managed to win that, though to be fair both Apps were shit.
It takes me fecking hours to watch a whole episode because I have to keep pausing to recover from the embarrassment, no show makes you cringe to the extent that the apprentice does.
I'm in genuine pain, it's just so awful.
Watching it now. The editing/cutting is so false and ridiculous. I don't mind doing it do add drama but it's getting a bit constant and annoying.
^^Yeah, like the 'App-le' joke which was met with stony silence.
That was terribly done by the editors
How does this show work without Donald Trump?
Lord Sugar is better than Donald Trump is, Nick Hewer is better as an observer than all of Trump's kids put together. Trump surrounds himself with too much drama, he puts himself across as the King of celebrities never failing to tell the candidates what famous person he is friends with, Sugar on the otherhand doesn't mess around, he justs comes down on morons from a great height.
I much prefer the Celebrity Apprentice in the US though, as opposed to the idiots who think they should be in offices in the Square Mile when in reality they shouldn't even be aspiring to working in Swindon.
Plus we get people who come up with such lines as: 'the spoken word is my tool'.
They should have made an app of apprentice quotes.
This series is only 2 episodes in and is RIDICULOUSLY cringeworthy. My God, Edna just needs an enormous slap. She's like a brick wall, in all senses of the word.
Melody :-)
I think this is one of the funniest things I have seen on television that wasn't scripted. The ridiculous thing is though, this person won his series.
That jacket sold like hotcakes too if I remember.
Remember those, cracking scenes.Bit disappointed with this series so far, they're all cnuts and none are likeable at all.
They're always cnuts, though.
Jim is definitely my favourite so far, he seems to have a logical answer for everything and top marks for basically refusing to stay in the boardroom with Leon lol
Here we go again!
Who's going to make a cock out of themselves this week?
Who's going to make a cock out of themselves this week?
Got a feeling Gavin's team will win this one. Susan is too nicey-nicey, good to look at though.
'Do you know anywhere in London that I can buy a fillet steak?'
How about a restaurant, a supermarket or a butchers perhaps?
How about a restaurant, a supermarket or a butchers perhaps?
There are some idiots in this world, St James's is the single most expensive place on Earth, buying an apartment on St James's Square on the cheap means spending £50 Million.
Can you even take a penny off ... A PENNY...DAMN YOU
What the feck was that penny-pinching bollocks..how cringeworthy was that?
This natasha has spectacular tits !!