and he'll roll with the punches....
He deserves a couple the bellend
The Apprentice
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He deserves a couple the bellend
Melody is the best looking of the bunch, but she's so far up her own arse and amazingly smug.
That Edward guy was just nuts, the shit he was coming out with.
That Edward guy was just nuts, the shit he was coming out with.
Piers Morgan
Spurs lose, Apprentice candidates even dumber than usual... Another good night for you @Lord_Sugar #surroundedbylosers
Piers Morgan - I may have to live tweet The Apprentice next week @Lord_Sugar - needs a bit of harsh realism, not your ridiculous spin.
Lord Sugar
@piersmorgan I wish I had candidates like America got talent ! No thanks
Spurs lose, Apprentice candidates even dumber than usual... Another good night for you @Lord_Sugar #surroundedbylosers
Piers Morgan - I may have to live tweet The Apprentice next week @Lord_Sugar - needs a bit of harsh realism, not your ridiculous spin.
Lord Sugar
@piersmorgan I wish I had candidates like America got talent ! No thanks
Melody's fit and she's got top boobs. Ed was a right tit but it's sad to see him go so early i'd have liked to ridicule him for longer.
Edna looks like CCH Pounder
Racist
Racist
fecking twats the lot of them.
Great show!
Great show!
Was hoping Ed was gonna stay for longer, really. The more complete bellends there are on the show, the more entertaining it is.
I always find that the winner of this shows is someone that goes into the boardroom and does nothing but talk to sugar like a he's a cnut and waffles while trying to think of an acceptable answer
Right Ed?
Right Ed?
That tall guy who thinks he's the best thing since sliced bread looks a dead stamp of Zlatan Ibrahimovic.
I think he looks like a cross between George Lamb and D'Artanian.
Melody's body is very easy on the eye, and as for Edward.. anyone else want to twat him every time he said 'Roll with the punches'... think it's going to be another good series this year.
excellent its on again tonight
Is it? I thought it was just every Tuesday.
yep its on tonight at 9, maybe they are treating us as its the first week?
i want that annoying bint on the girls team, i think her name is melody? to get the sack tonight
I agree with the first sentence
I roll with the punches.
fecking hell here we go, they have to develop apps. feck knows what they will come up with
feck me shitless why didnt they pick the software engineer to be PM, instead they pick some bloke who worked with food
Sparky, would you buy those two apps?
Think they're both so shit
Think they're both so shit
god no! they are dreadful
however when melody was meowing like a cat i got slightly aroused, i would shag her senseless however annoying she may be, the lads apps is total shite. the girls app i dont get the point of it, who wants an app that will annoy the feck out of you. however if they even make it look decent at all then people will download it anyway so if they market it cleverly they may do okay
however when melody was meowing like a cat i got slightly aroused, i would shag her senseless however annoying she may be, the lads apps is total shite. the girls app i dont get the point of it, who wants an app that will annoy the feck out of you. however if they even make it look decent at all then people will download it anyway so if they market it cleverly they may do okay
Shes so up her own arse though, definatly a one time thing..ok two....ok any time she wants.
Ah fecking hell, two nights running? I missed the first 15 now
Is it just for the first week this?
Is it just for the first week this?
why are they making apps for a blackberry? would it not be better on an android or an iphone?
"i hear you have 37,000 site views per month"
"we actually have over a million views per month..."
"oh..."
"we actually have over a million views per month..."
"oh..."
Probably couldnt get clearance for the others, or the fact most apps have been done to death on the iPhone.
"i hear you have 37,000 site views per month"
"we actually have over a million views per month..."
"oh..."
Absolute Ihni binni dimi diniwiny anitaime
What made it worse is the fact that she said 37 000 a month was extremely impressive
Zlatan is an absolute helmut.
app of the day?? what a shit site that is...
"A group of bloggers, techies, software developers and experts"
Cue the pan shot of a room of nerds.
Cue the pan shot of a room of nerds.
Your first out the Door!
Melody would be even nicer if she shut her yapping ... But what kind of name is melody ? She has a sister called tune.
Ampi Apps ? WTF
the fact that they have to present it at a keynote must be making those software engineers and bloggers watching them cringe.
oh my god, that is a great move by the lads
"everyone get your phone out and download it now, first 50 gets a doughnut." that is a good move i must say!
"everyone get your phone out and download it now, first 50 gets a doughnut." that is a good move i must say!
Zlatan wears more make up than Edna !
Ampi apps
Boys got owned worldwide.
feck? fecking what? feck off.
People download some shit don' they. Who wants to develop apps with me?