Oh well this is just embarrassing.
The Apprentice
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The face of Big Ben is 20 diameters in width. Who knew?
Baggs.."I'm not a one trick pony or a 5 trick pony. I've got a field full of ponies".
Baggs.
Baggs.
Liz gone, sheesh.
The 3 hot birds all gone in the last 3 weeks.
I miss Laura's eyes
Have you noticed everytime Stuart hugs one of the girls, he dips his head so low it's almost resting on their boobs?
Liz 
Get in! "The Brand" lives to fight another day. It would have been nothing short of tragic if we had missed out on seeing him in the interview session.
Shhh you'll have people realising Sugar was thinking of ratings and not the best prospects for his employment opportunity!
How the hell did Stuart survive that.. Everything for ratings eh..
Stop copying my thoughts!
Yet again I prove I'm ahead of the game...
You could tell as soon as he made the big long speech and wasn't interrupted that he wasn't going to go, Sir Alan loves that. Surprised Liz went out with such a whimper.
I don't normally watch this shite because I find myself becoming infuriated by these wankers. "There is Big Ben. The clockface is 12 diameters in width".
Cocks. I want them all to die.
Cocks. I want them all to die.
lol Stuart is so awesome because he's so facepalm worthy, I don't know if Sugar is keeping him because he just wants more easy bait or he legit thinks he's the real deal.
"Everything I touch turns to sold" - Yet he gets beat in sales every week. Poor kid.
"Everything I touch turns to sold" - Yet he gets beat in sales every week. Poor kid.
Was a good 'un last night. That weird bloke on the 8 person tour with Stella who seemed to be having a whale of a time 
I'm thinking it'll be Jamie and Stella in the final.
I'm thinking it'll be Jamie and Stella in the final.
Here is the River Thames, the 2nd biggest river in London.
I'd forgotten that gem.
Stuart is going to get absolutely roasted next week. Can't wait.
Jamie and Stella in the final; Jamie to win.
Jamie and Stella in the final; Jamie to win.
You're not a big fish. You're not even a fish.
"Westminster Abbey... well it is a church."
The Brand!
Next week is going to be a cracker.
'You're not a brand.'
'I...er... think I could be'
'You're not a brand.'
'I...er... think I could be'
I think they should swap bosses for a couple of weeks, Lord Sugar should go to New York and send Donald Trump to London - let Baggs talk about his 'brand status' to him.
Or for that matter get someone like Gordon Ramsey to conduct an interview with them.
Or for that matter get someone like Gordon Ramsey to conduct an interview with them.
I'm thinking Jamie will have blagged his CV. Jo should have gotten to the final, but i'm thinking her treatment of Jamie yesterday will come back to haunt her. Nick will describe her as an annoyance and she'll be off.
As mad as this sounds, there is something about the Brand, he doesn't disappear into the background, he's always in there contributing. He does have raw talent and a drive to win.
Stella and the Brand will get to the final. I'm thinking that the Brand could win this outright, but he'll cock up the last episode when he becomes PM again. He's a ruddy useless PM
As mad as this sounds, there is something about the Brand, he doesn't disappear into the background, he's always in there contributing. He does have raw talent and a drive to win.
Stella and the Brand will get to the final. I'm thinking that the Brand could win this outright, but he'll cock up the last episode when he becomes PM again. He's a ruddy useless PM
Stella and the Brand will get to the final. I'm thinking that the Brand could win this outright, but he'll cock up the last episode when he becomes PM again. He's ruddy useless
That's better. I don't know how he got out of it last night, he was shocking again. And the bit in Trafalgar square "go on then, hit me. You're always mouthing off now back it up" then following it up with "that was unproffesional of him, i think i should report him". Prat.
Don't think the Brand and his extremely small ears will win, there's having confidence in your ability, but then there's being a twat, and two cannot mix.
Stella i think fits in more to the kind of person that would work for Sugar, even if she is deemed "very corporate"
Stella i think fits in more to the kind of person that would work for Sugar, even if she is deemed "very corporate"
I'd say Jamie will win, he's an arrogant dick but he's the best candidate left. Knows how to sell, bargain and all that pizazz far better than the rest.
I guess it depends on what Sugar himself wants. If he wants a PM to lead a team then its got to be Stella. If he wants someone to negiotate deals then its Jamie, if he wants someone with raw talent then its Stuart.
Jo and the posh bloke are dead wood frankly.
Stuart? Raw talent? Am I missing something?
He's pathetic. In every way, shape and form.
He's pathetic. In every way, shape and form.
He's a field full on ponies, that makes him a genius.
I think he's absolutely hilarious. I hope he makes it to the end, he's the most entertaining thing in the show this year.
He shouldn't win though, and he most certainly shouldn't have been kept in ahead of Liz, but oh well.
I don't think i could work with Jo, just for that her voice would really bug the hell out of me.
She likes the sound of her own voice too much, and she doesn't like listening to people, like last night the fact she went back to the tourist information centre and tried to arrange the deal that had already been agreed!
Stupid thing to do.
She likes the sound of her own voice too much, and she doesn't like listening to people, like last night the fact she went back to the tourist information centre and tried to arrange the deal that had already been agreed!
Stupid thing to do.
Liz was fit.
Thanks for the view Liz.
Thanks for the view Liz.
To be fair if half the stuff he's spouted is true and he really does have his own business with a 3 million turnover at 21 among others then he's really not pathetic regardless of his tv persona/cringe factor/general arrogance.
If on the other hand he's told some little lies along the way then the interviews next week will be fecking great.
Turnover is all well and good but what's the actual profit?
All the girls I know seem to absolutely detest 'The Brand'.. not one seems to find him remotely funny, yet most lads seem to be big fans or see the funny side of him.
Thanks Muller btw for those pics, she's up there for hottest chick to appear on the apprentice.
Thanks Muller btw for those pics, she's up there for hottest chick to appear on the apprentice.
i think Stuart is as funny as a hole in the head. I wanna kick my TV everytime i see his arrogant face