The Apprentice

Been sort of getting into is the last few weeks.

The problem I have is the contestants...they're basically all wankers. I don't "like" any of them...there's literally not an ounce of character or likability between the lot. Can you imagine living in a house with them? I'd rather be catapulted onto the moon.

and the prize seems to be the right to carry on being a miserable stuck up cnut, in some miserable stuck up cnut of a profession, whilst surrounded by other miserable stuck up cnuts. There must be more to life than that...It seems more like some kind of horrible punishment.

I know it's all part of the way the show portrays itself but still...lighten up you gimps. Stop taking yourselves so ridiculously seriously.

It is funny watching them have to endure each other though. Also, that Stuart guy...what's with his head? It belongs in the Nani museum of evil heads...locked in a room, where no one's allowed to see it in case its evil infects them.
 
I love pomegranate and rum is hot right now...but there's just something about that Urbon bottle :drool:

Don't mess with bourbon, though. Tough choice.
 
That advert for Urbon was pretty poor in, the guy who ordered it made me chuckle.

Tough to call between the two based solely on this task. I think he'll take Stella because of how she's done over the course.
 
Well there you go,

i think Chris knew as the boardroom bit went on that he wasn't going to get it.

It must be really weird to have to wait a year to get this last bit out the way.
 
Right decision I suppose....best of a rotten bunch.
 
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