I've got one a bit like this, and it will not be pleasant for me to remind myself of it, but here goes.
I'd just finished my last exam of 2nd year at uni so was intent on making a big night of it. I'd also recently split from longterm girlfriend so I was in a bit of a bender stage where I liked to take drugs. So I'd sorted myself some MDMA and hit a club with some mates. By chance one of the girls from my class was there. Very fit blonde Scottish girl, nice body, sexy smile. I'd spoken to her a few times before but it was always in class or in a lab or somewhere, so this was first time I'd ever bumped into her out. You know how when girls are even fitter when they make an effort for a night out, this combined with me being slightly loved up on drugs led to me thinking her a goddess.
Anyway, my luck was in, and she was being very flirty and she was obviously out for a good time like me. So after a bit of flirting we have a bit of a kiss in the club. Now I'd had a few lines up this point, was a bit spaced, she hadn't noticed, and I decided to nip it in the bud at this stage having had quite enough and not wanting it to be obvious. I never talked about any of my drugs activities to classmates, because I didn't know how it would go down.
Anyway, the night progressed and her and one of her mates ended up back at my student flat, which I shared with 4 other lads. We continued drinking, had a bit of a laugh then she said she was going to head home, and asked if I wanted to walk her back - as clear an invitation as you would need. So I gleefully accept and we go back to hers. She's got the flat to herself so we were on the sofa, and she straddles me. She's grinding a bit and it's clear where this is going, and I'm enjoying it until the horrible sense of realisation dawns on me.
I'm still a little spaced from the MDMA back at the club, and anyone who's taken it will tell you that it can have a pretty detrimental effect on your ability to get it up. It's only now, all alone with this hot blonde grinding against my crotch, that I realise nothing is happening down there, and that isn't likely to change anytime soon.
So now I'm freaking out a bit. I obviously don't want to offend her by not being able to get it up for her advances. I don't want to come clean about the drugs in case she's anti-drugs and thinks I'm a junkie, or worse still, that I only hooked up with her because I was off my face. Worst of all I'm quickly realising I'm going to have to come up with a way to politely turn down sex with a very hot girl.
So basically rather than admitting I'm a drugged-upped floppy-cocked loser, I tried to turn it around. Having flirted, kissed and danced with this girl all night long, and brought her back to my flat for more drinking, then on to hers, I make the backtracks of all backtracks and claim that I can't go any further as she was a bit too drunk and I'd be taking advantage. She looked at me in bemusement at first, I think she thought I was joking. So she carries on her seduction. At this point I basically have to say no sorry it isn't right, you're too drunk. She was drunk to be fair, but under any other circumstances this was an all systems go.
Now I don't think she was a girl too used to rejection and was a little shocked to say the least. I felt fecking awful, but I had to get out of there at this stage. Bizarrely, my rejection seemed to make her crave me more as on my way out she made one final attempt to sway me by getting on her knees in the hall and reaching for my fly. Yup, I had to turn down a hot blonde literally craving my cock because I was too wired on MDMA to get it up and didn't want to come clean.
So kids, the message is don't do drugs, cus drugs are bad, so don't do drugs, mmmkay.
